Happy Late Birthday Himesh Reshammiya, a Few Days Late!

This was actually on Friday I think, but this week has been so crazy, I missed it. But Himesh seems like a pretty lowkey dude and won’t care.

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Radhe Review (SPOILERS): Jackie Shroff in a MiniDress

I saw a new movie! In theaters! Like in Olden Times! And like in Olden Times, I am doing a whole separate “Spoiler” review just in case you want to watch it. If you don’t want to watch it, read this review anyway, I’m gonna get all deep about gender and Delhi versus Bombay and fun stuff like that.

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Hello Brother Review: That Brief Shining Moment When Salman Thought He Could Actually Get His Brothers to HAVE JOBS

I am so happy, I have been wanting to see this movie for almost 20 years. Well “wanting”. Maybe “vaguely curious” that was transformed to “want” after it was forbidden to me by The Universe. And now The Universe has relented, and I have watched this movie, and I never have to see it again. And you never have to see it even once because I watched it for you!

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2020 Awards, Most Salman Moment: Giving Money to Day Film Laborers, Announcing a Clothing Line Shirtless, Singing a Song About Corona

Yes, it’s time for 2020 Awards to continue!!!! Especially today, when it is the first working day of the month, and the year, and a Monday! Accounting type people across the world are going “noooooo!!!!”, and since I am both an accounting type person, and the person who provides customer support for other accounting type people, I expect to be very very busy. So it is gonna be up to y’all to fill in content.

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Shahrukh Birthday Countdown, Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam! A Movie That Should Be Really Interesting, But Isn’t

You know why I haven’t reviewed this film before? Because it’s BORING! Boring boring boring! It has this great all star cast, and this great question of matrimony center theme, and yet, DULL! Hopefully I can make reading about it more entertaining than watching it.

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