I was going to do “worst Akshay film of 2019”, but that loses so many great contestants like Toilet and Padman and Housefull 3. So I’m opening it up to the whole decade!
Akshay is in A LOT of movies. So I am going to make this easy and sort it out to just the top BAD films for you to choose between. Oh, and don’t worry if you haven’t seen all of these. Looking at the list, there will be one on it where your heart says “This! This is the worst movie, there can be no worster in the world” and then you know your choice is correct.
Entertainment
Akshay tries to kill a dog in order to get his (the dog’s) inheritance
Singh is Bling
This scene:
Housefull 3
This scene:
Toilet: Ek Prem Katha
Akshay shames a woman for not appreciating his stalking, marries her, and then takes over her issue and claims it as his
Pad Man
Akshay teaches women how to menstrate
Mission Mangal
Akshay teaches women how to go to Mars.
Good Newwz
Akshay teaches women how to be pregnant. Also, this poster:
This is really hard! If I listen to my head, it says Mission Mangal. But my heart keeps saying Toilet. I think I have to listen to my heart, Toilet!
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All of these are horrenous. That scene in the car has scarred me for life.
I think it should be between Toilet and Padman though because they are WOMEN’S ISSUES STOP MAKING IT ABOUT YOU. Padman looked super patronising from the songs, but the other one also looked terrible. In conclusion, kill me now.
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Oh shoot! I forgot to include Good NEwwwwwwwzzzzzzzzzzz! Speaking of women’s issues.
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If Goodddd Newwwwzzzz is an option i will vote for that, because I REALLY want to see Kareena, also kind of Diljit, and he’s making it impossible for me.
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Just added! It is now an option.
On Tue, Jan 7, 2020 at 2:15 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I saw Padman and it wasn’t that bad? I think because they had Sonam as the cool urban hip woman to counterbalance Akshay. It was way better than Toilet which was literal shit. I gotta say though that Singh is Bling is teeth-achingly terrible. Just soul crushingly terrible.
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Go with what your heart tells you, Singh is Bling sounds like your winner.
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Oh, ugh, Padman, boo. The movie patronizes Akshay’s character and then Akshay patronizes women and Radika gets mixed up in the mess and it’s awful and I spent almost $18 to see it in a theater.
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Follow your heart! Pick Padman!
I love how we all have different most hated choices here, such a deeply personal response.
On Mon, Jan 6, 2020 at 9:08 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Wow, well, it’s surprising such good movies are in the list of Top Worst.
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The ones I’ve watched here are the ones I can’t vote for being even bad.
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Even Singh is Bling?
On Tue, Jan 7, 2020 at 6:42 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Haven’t watched that one.
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I haven’t seen any of the movies and I’m very proud of this. So many hours of my life saved 😉
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You should be proud! Time, money, energy, all wasted.
On Tue, Jan 7, 2020 at 9:47 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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What about Rustom! It played out as such a cringe fest IMO
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I couldn’t decide if it reached this level of bad!
On Sun, Jan 12, 2020 at 6:06 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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