Is it possible that I have found a new question to post on Sholay? Probably not, this exact debate has no doubt been held before by others. But it’s new to us!
Jai. Silent, slow, sensitive, tall. Looks good in jeans
Veeru. Talkative, active, funny, muscular. Also looks good in jeans.
Thakur Sahib. Older, serious, nice house. Looks good in police pants.
Let’s pretend the Sholay universe exists, but nothing bad happens. So, Thakur Sahib is a grey haired widower, former hero cop and current wealthy landholder. Jai and Veeru are feckless fearless young conman who live by their own code of honor.
Who do you marry, who do you sex, and who do you punch?
I’m gonna marry Thakur, seeing as he is the only one with a house.
Sex Veeru, so much energy!
Punch Jai, and teach him not to live in his own head so much.
dontcallitbollywood 
Marry Jai, shag Veeru, punch Thakur (I’M SORRY).
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Well, it’s not like Thakur can punch back (I’M ALSO SORRY)
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I KNOW loool oh god.
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Did you notice everyone else is too classy to even engage with this post? Thank goodness I have you to keep me company down on the low road.
On Fri, Feb 21, 2020 at 3:32 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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None of them want to admit to wanting to shag Thakur.
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It’s kind of like using handcuffs, without needing to use handcuffs.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2020 at 2:19 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Why are you doing this to meeeee
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Happy Sholay Ending: No one dies, and Jai and Veeru invite Thakur Sahib into their relationship. The three of them become a happy throuple and have lots of fun times and train shoot out adventures.
On Sat, Feb 22, 2020 at 9:48 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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THE ONLY ENDING
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Oh, and the Widow gets lonely in the big house, so Basanti invites herself in to the house, the two of them slowly become friends, and then one night there is a thunder storm and Basanti gets scared and asks to sleep in the same bed as the Widow and then…..
On Sat, Feb 22, 2020 at 9:48 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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yesss why didn’t we get this
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Jaya seems so straight even in character I never considered her with anyone before, but they would be a great pairing.
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And then no one will judge her because officially she is still a lonely sad widow!
which I am guessing is what happened in reality a bunch of times, happy widow households.
On Sun, Feb 23, 2020 at 3:45 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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