A vital question! And I am throwing in a complication to make this hard, Sex Marry Punch but with FOUR choices. So one of them you have to just leave alone.
Okay, Anupam Kher
Kuljit
Shahrukh Khan
and Amrish Puri
One of them you marry, one of them you sex, one of them you punch, one of them you ignore. WHICH IS WHICH???? Oh, and this is in character in DDLJ, not in real life at all. Kuljit in real life could be a perfectly nice person, I have no idea.
My choices:
Punch Amrish Puri (easiest pick, the man needs one tight slap SO BAD)
Sex Shahrukh Khan (this was tricky, I don’t think he would be very good. But then he’s got to be better than the other options, right?)
Marry Anupam Kher (obvious choice. Rich, nice house, very very nice man, and he’s about to retire and let his son take over the business so we can spend all our time traveling and enjoying life together)
Ignore Kuljit completely. He could probably use a punch too, and might be great at sex, but I think best to just leave him alone.
dontcallitbollywood 
You’ve already made the only possible sensible choices here. Punch Amrish. Sex with SRK and marry Anupam.
LikeLike
And let Kuljit go his way unpunished?
But I am glad that we all recongize the superiority of Anupam as a husband.
On Sat, Apr 18, 2020 at 7:07 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
>
LikeLike
Kuljit is just so gross to me, what with his hunting and his rapey eyes and genera stupidity. Better to ignore him.
Anupam is the only proper marriage material in the movie. I kept hoping he will get his own happily ever after with the Aunt after the end of all the drama in the movie.
LikeLike
Anupam’s awesomeness gives me hope for Shahrukh, surely he will grow into being as great as his father is.
On Sun, Apr 19, 2020 at 10:00 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
>
LikeLike
No, no, no, no,no. Its is OBVIOUSLY punch Kuljit, marry Anupam and….sex Amrish! Bad, repressed Amrish, with that deep, growlly voice, is just waiting for a wild fling to loosen him up. And Shahrukh is just too young in DDLJ. By marrying Anumpam I get to adopt Shahrukh. He’d make a much less exhausting stepson than sex or marriage object.
Poor Kuljit just can’t get a break. Definitely slappable.
LikeLike
I did have a friend who suggested marry Anupam, and then slowly seduce your stepson Shahrukh so that when Anupam dies and Shahrukh is older and interested, he is all lined up for you.
On Sat, Apr 18, 2020 at 7:42 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
>
LikeLiked by 1 person