Sorry sorry, forgot to put up this post until the last minute! Not to worry, it is here now.
Jodha-Akbar! Swoony, romantic, surprisingly historical accurate! And on Netflix!

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Mama wants grandbabies
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“Ma, I screwed up. How do I fix it?”
“Apologize.”
“How could that possibly help?”
/mom stares at the camera like she’s in the office
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Do all guests get flower petals thrown at them, or just Emperors?
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I think more like, sons-in-laws.
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Especially when returning for the brides they kicked out?
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I’m thinking, “please take her back! Please don’t star ta war over this!”
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Jodha’s Mom is so casual an dhappy now, and before the wedding she was all “kill yourself”. This woman drives me NUTS
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It is so darn obvious who Aish is! Come on, make it harder.
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You know her better than I, I was lost.
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Anyone know if this bride hunt is a real tradition?
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No idea, but it feels like it could be true?
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Here in Finland, we have a wife carrying competition (I suspect based on some old tradition) where the man carries the woman over an obstacle course of mud and water. The winner gets the amount of beer the woman weighs.
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Aish’s sari is see through!!!
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I should invest in a better screen.
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Love the mutual “but let’s not fight in front of the parents”. Although surely the story of the drawbridge fight hsa reached them? Or does Akbar just have that much control on his fort?
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“Please come home.”
“You kicked me out, no take-backsies.”
“Crap.”
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Why are their interactions so sexy?!?!
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Her first meal she made him didn’t have enough salt–this ‘meal’ of spending the night together has SO MUCH SALT.
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I am surprised Akbar didn’t get irritated before this, she is making it SO HARD just to have sex!
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hee hee, “hard”
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I literally cannot stop laughing!
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Just have sex already!!!
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no no no, the sexual tension is so fun. Sex ruins that.
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I’m trying to imagine her directing staff to create a screen to divide the room in two. They might not be fighting in front of the parents, but ALL the staff know.
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HA! I love turning out the lights by waving a fan at the candles! I don’t know if it is historically accurate, but I want it to be.
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It sounds like a recipe to catch the bed on fire, but it’s still cool!
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Hrithik with bed-head!
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I was just thinking that! But perfect bedhead. Must be part of being royal?
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YES YES YES! I’m so glad I made it back in time for this scene.
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Me too!!!!!
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And now is her turn to wield the sword and for him to watch! I love the parallells in this movie so much!
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This and the ‘Mask of Zorro’ swordfight between Catherine Zeta-Jones and Antonio Banderas are the sexiest sword fights in cinema history. Fight me!
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I don’t want to because I agree!
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I feel like there had to be something else I am forgetting, but right now I have to agree too!
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Wait! Got it! Shahrukh teaching Kareena to use a sword in Asoka.
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I haven’t seen Asoka yet, but I take your word for it 🙂
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Hrithik’s facial expressions and Aish’s eye espressions are UH-AMAZING!
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I definitely get the vibe of him playing with her a little bit, like his swordsmanship is so far beyond hers, this is nothing for him. But again, it doesn’t feel like misogyny, just that he is the best swordsperson in all of India, so it would be playing with someone no matter who the fight was with. We already saw that with his foster brother, took him 3 seconds to disarm him.
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He doesn’t have to make her feel bad that he’s better than her, but he definitely knows she’s not playing around “hey, remember we’re married? Hey–!” Plus he never tries to make people feel bad when he’s better than them at something and only hopes that they’ll do the favor in turn when they’re better than him.
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Exactly! He knows his worth, but he isn’t proud about it. We see that over and over, he listens to his advisors, but when he is sure of himself, he is sure.
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Maybe I think this is so sexy because he so clearly wants so badly to have sex with her?
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And she does too but doesn’t know how to express it except sword fighting!
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Yes, but she is still angry.
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I think I might want to have sex with her too, it is like I’m seeing her through his eyes.
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I think it is because they both want to have sex with each other so badly.
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Wow, what a line! If anyone said that to mee I’d melt!
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KISS!!!!!!
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The sword is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too phallic for me in that shot.
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Well, that is a conveniently placed sword in the frame
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If I weren’t watching with all of you, I would go rewind that scene and see it three times in a row… For now I’ll just try to remember Hrithik’s curls bouncing and his gleeful smile.
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I was JUST thinking that!!!! Watching that scene once is not enough!
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Okay. That scene was mesmerizing!
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His waving sword penis was hypnotic
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I was just saying that he isn’t cocky or anything, simply proud and aware of his talents withs words. Totally the same with his “oh yeah, now I am sure, you are going to come back to me of your own accord” comment to Aish. He wasn’t sure, but now he knows.
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Does this whole thing feel like a sequence from an Amar Chitra Katha to anyone else?
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When I first watched this scene I for sure thought it was going to be a musical moment/song when he started talking to the people in the market after the guy gets dragged off by the guards.
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So, ten minutes in the market and you have the perfect answer to all your Admin problems? SO EASY!
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He’s such a good ruler he can suss out his nation’s problems in a simple 10 minutes! He’s a God!
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HE’S GIFTED (there definitely needed to be a ‘learning montage’ there, to show the passage of time & his learning curve, I guess we can’t have everything)
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I want a guide to the meaning of all the different hats.
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I don’t like the onion hat men being mean 😦
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I feel like someone is about to be sent to Mecca again
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They better watch themselves!
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No, even their dark colors imply they’re BAD.
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Can he just, like, sell his second best jewels and cover all the treasury losses?
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YAY THE BEST SONG!!!
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Definitely the first act finale in the stage play version of this movie that we need to make
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Yep!
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BIG DANCE!!!!!! Again, no CGI, just a ton of dancers in different costumes in a field.
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I couldn’t me emperor, my knees couldn’t take that sitting position for more than 5 minutes.
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I was just thinking that. Although if you were emporer, you could just declare a different imperial way of sitting.
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Hey! Mom’s wearing a weird hat too! I want to see more of that
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It’s a Marge Simpson hat.
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This is such an amazing song, just the number of dancers, the detail on their costumes, it’s amazing. Plus the beat is SO CATCHY
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How did Ashutosh get all these people to coordinate perfectly?
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I read an interview with the choreographer once, and hte answer is, “with great difficulty”. It was harder than the battle scenes.
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Love his little ‘I’m having sexy tonight!” smile
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Aish saying “I had to come because you won my heart” is basically Aish saying, I really want to have sex with you, right?
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Totally XD
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Oh yeah. And he’s just been given the name “The Great”, so it seems auspicious
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You can tell both of them have been rehearsing what they’d say to one another when they saw each other again, they had to say it perfectly–and they’re both so happy that their words were received so well when they finally get the chance to say them!
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YES! Unlike the stupid drawbridge fight that was all saying without thinking.
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YES!!! Also (low hanging fruit here, you can judge if you want XD : the drawbridge was at night, in darkness, with a wall/moat/thing between them, and this one is in broad daylight on equal footing!
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Hey! It’s the stick hats! Those were in Maine Pyar Kiya too.
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Alas life is never so easy…
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But, he hasn’t had sex yet!!!!!
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Just gotta draw that tension out a little longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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RED ONION HAT! BEst one
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Oh good, the Eunuch is still working and respected and stuff
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I just asked my husband, who is on a tight work deadline, to take our dog out to pee. He came into my office and saw what I was watching and goes: Oh you are watching the Jewel Thief (his reference to Hrithik from Bang Bang). No wonder you can’t be bothered. Eye roll.
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Speaking of, I just looked it up and today, right now, is the 6th anniversary of Bang Bang. I may just make everyone einthusan and watch it next week.
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YES PLEASE!!!!!
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Or, if you have some free time this weekend, we could add it as a bonus watchalong? People would put a pause on their weekend plans for Bang Bang, right?!
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I would!
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But then all the other People of the World would miss out! Because there’s no notice. Also, my weekend is kind of busy.
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Next week then? If we’re all good?
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If you are all very very good
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I’m here for Bang Bang!
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