Thank you anonymous commentator! I don’t know how I missed this vital concern before, this is clearly the most important question of our time.
Top Reasons Shahrukh might be a Vampire:
Dresses in Black
Loves Necks
Funny Teeth
Strange Hypnotic Powers Over Women, Children, and Dogs
Top Reasons Shahrukh might be a Werewolf:
Slow Aging
Quick Growing Hair
Emotional Animal Instincts
Pack Mentality
What’s your vote?
I am sincerely torn! I think I am going with Werewolf but ONLY because of the visible (although slow) aging thing! Unless he is a vampire who pretends to age for our enjoyment, nothing else makes sense.
If I remember rightly, we already had this topic (nevertheless THANKS for all the gorgeous pics 🙂 ). No, in my humble opinion ShahRukh is a prince of darkness and in no way a Werewolf (like Nicholson was in the movie with Michelle Pfeiffer)…a bit like George Hamilton in Love at first Bite (but more mischievous & more erotic) 🙂
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We have an annual “reasons he is a Vampire” post, but I’ve never thought about the werewolf possibility before this year (thanks to an anonymous commentator who brought it up)
But, if he is a Vampire, how do you explain his warm emotionalness? I think of Vampires as cold and inhuman, and werewolves as more human than humans.
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 9:52 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Vampires are cold,manipulative beings.SRK can lose it sometimes.You might not be following cricket,but things got really ugly with his IPL team ownership.
Probably werewolf for the hair.And chemistry with animals.And that gaze that doesn’t say “I am cool”,it says “I AM in charge”.
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Yes, definitely Alpha of the Pack vibe, more than “off by myself thinking about things” vibe. And the hair. And the IPL meltdowns (I was looking for emotional photos, and I just ended up with a bunch of IPL things! He really really cares about Cricket)
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Oh damn. The evidence clearly points to werewolf.
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Except, he’s also so sexy! And has that hypnotic power! And the neck thing!
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 10:01 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I can’t say anything about the neck thing, but werewolves also have some powers of compulsion. As for sexiness, I think Buffy, Twilight, and Teen Wolf have proven that wolves can be very sexy.
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I suppose the neck thing could also be a werewolf wanting to bite and kill?
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 11:03 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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oh also, werewolves have a thing about pulse points. Baring your neck shows submission, which goes with another theory here that he’s the alpha.
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Ooo, I could totally see that! It might also explain why he bares his own clavicle so much, sort of showing off “See, I can bare my neck, but no one will dare touch me”.
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 11:21 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Werewolf! Without any pictures or reasons the man clearly howls at the moon and runs around at night. Too much love to drain people’s blood, at least too much love to do it on purpose.
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Yes! He is way too warm blooded to be a vampire. But too otherworldy and nocturnal to be a normal human. Werewolf!
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 10:22 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Hmmmm . . .
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Vampire. He’s the original Prince of Darkness and he only operates at night as we all know.
Btw, how cute is AbRam? He’s the only one I’ve seen who takes attention away from his dad in photos.
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So cute!
And I have to remind you, werewolves also come alive at night!
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Because of Dushman Mera, werewolf.
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Oooo! Excellent argument!!!!!
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 12:49 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I can’t picture him as a vampire. It suits Arjun Rampal, Hrithik, Varun, Shahid in Haider. Shah Rukh, Ranveer, Arjun Kapoor… all werewolves for me 😆
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Oh yeah, Ranveer is FOR SURE a werewolf. Or, werepuppy.
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 2:04 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Prince of Darkness for me. He’s articulate and his demeanour can be aristocratic or even aloof. I’m thinking of that cool superiority that Don has. And I prefer sleek Shahrukh in black, especially a tux, to shaggy Shahrukh.
Both options work delightfully well though.
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Surprising right, he can really go both ways! Maybe he is half and half? The rare Vampire/Werewolf hybrid?
On Fri, Oct 30, 2020 at 3:56 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Aaaahhh, the Mystery Man…you can’t pinpoint him…he can be the Prince of Darkness & a (Were)wolf (as he sad once…if one throws him to the wolves…he would come back as the leader of the pack)…but he also has the class of a sophisticated Dracula (with an obvious taste for women’s necks).
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