Happy Birthday Harsh! So beautiful, so instagram active, so fashion and film focused!
Oh Harsh! You live in this lovely little bubble of sneakers and “deep thoughts” and floating through life. Just makes me happy when I get a glimpse of it.
For instance, this post, which includes close ups of your jeans, your sneakers, and a bunch of emoticons that I don’t understand to somehow give meaning to it all:
Announcing the end of filming by a photo of himself on a plane (logical), an announcement filming was over (logical), a photo of himself somewhere (less logical), a video of his legs moving in jeans (lost me now), and of course sunglasses (no idea):
Ooo oo! Philosophy! Perception has now risen beyond the physical. Which is represented by a photo of himself.
Video about his pants/crotch
A photo of his playlist with a detailed description of the story he has made up in his head related to the songs
Reposted fan montage of his beautifulness!
Referring to his sneakers as “owning a part of history” because they are related to Michael Jordan?
And of course my personal favorite, his epic tribute to “sneaker culture”
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Okay, so he’s maybe a little shallow. But he’s yooooung! And beautiful to look at and maybe, someday, he’ll be a wonderful actor. Mirzya is still my favorite film, the scene in the barn where she tears off his shirt, my favorite love scene. Thank you Harsh, and Happy Birthday..
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He is so beautiful!!! He doesn’t have to think, he can just be pretty.
On Mon, Nov 9, 2020 at 1:01 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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He’s 30!
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As of today! When he was writing these posts, he was only 29, and weren’t we all babbling idiots before we were 30?
On Mon, Nov 9, 2020 at 1:32 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Good point!
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I laughed so hard seeing them all together like this, holy balls. The grey post is the best one, that is just word salad. I also love his various sparkly jeans. 10 out of 10, would wear.
He is definitely going bald a bit in the temples, right?
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How can he be going bald????? Look at his father! Although I guess Boney and Sanjay are both a tad thin up there.
And yes for the grey post! I was going to say “it makes more sense in context” because he is talking about some clothing brand that is “state of grey” or something? But no, that actually makes less sense. How does a clothing brand inspire this philosophy?
On Mon, Nov 9, 2020 at 1:32 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Yeah but look at his hairline!
I think he copied that from the ad copy or something? That or he was super duper stoned.
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The Jordans post is funny bc he wrote it before getting around to watching the documentary, if that’s a thing he did. Those are the original shoe Nike first designed for Jordan, early in his career. In the documentary, during his last season he’s playing his final game at Madison Square Garden and out of nostalgia he puts on the shoes, as a callback to his first game there. Only sneaker technology got way better over the years and by halftime his feet are bleeding.
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So if he really wanted to be accurate, he should have made the shoes all bloody by the end of the documentary.
On Mon, Nov 9, 2020 at 10:43 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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It is hard for me to believe he isn’t a parody.
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Is it possible he is actually a genius and doing a longform performance art piece playing a “movie star”?
On Tue, Nov 10, 2020 at 4:10 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Anything is possible..!
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