Woo-hoo! Such a dumb movie! I’m so excited!
This film is only available on Einthusan, so get yourself over there. At 3pm Chicago time, we will all press play and start commenting along. Yaaaaaay!!!!!
Friday WatchAlong: Tum Mere Ho! For Juhi!!!
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Call it Indian film and treat it seriously!
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EVIL DAD!!!
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But wait for it! He has REASONS
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I know but they are lame!
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The quality of the video makes it look as if it’s dripping with rain everywhere and all the time, lol
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Because it’s such a sexy movie
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Oh! I finally remembered where I’ve seen him before! Dad is the Evil Dude from Maine Pyar Kiya!
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And the nice lawyer from Hum Saath Saath Hain. .
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I love that the PINK bag became a weapon.
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The goons have footwear.
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Doesn’t it feel like a missed opportunity not to have him use his snake powers in the fight scene? Instead of his “throwing pieces of wood” powers?
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Have to prove he is a great strong big MAN!
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five year old loves the fight scene, he can’t stop jumping up and down.
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Well of course, he and Aamir are probably about the same size.
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Over weight Aamir is just like me.
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Isn’t Gypsy Dad a black sorceror? Couldn’t he just turn Angry Dad into a snake or a puff of smoke or something? What’s the point in having magic if you can’t use it?
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I guess he can’t use it for his own ends or it’s not good magic.
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Boy, Juhi got out of the house real easily! Her parents are just the most incompetant.
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How is Shiva? Well, he covered in green mud…
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Also, looking at Aamir, does anyone else really want Pesto?
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ha ha ha ha! NO!
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YES! FINALLY!!! The insaniest twist of the movie!!!!
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And yet, not a good enough reason to be EVIL to Juhi!!
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A-ha!
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This happened in a Shashi Kapoor movie, too.
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Like, the EXACT same thing.
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Also, Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam. And, very weirdly, Sahib Biwi Aur Ghulam.
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It’s really weird to see it in such late movies. But then I guess child marriages still happen.
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“you were married in your childhood. It wasn’t told to you.” I don’t think these sentences make sense.
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THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T MARRY 3-YEAR-OLDS!!!
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They didn’t want to upset her and tell her she was married! It was just a thing parents had to take care of and tell her later! Like starting a college fund.
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My kids don’t have a college fund, but that is okay because at least they aren’t married.
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Even if they do end up falling in love with their deceased husbands who are now snake charmers.
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It will all be alright in the end, Paro. Does he have a birthmark or something?
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he’s recovered quickly
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But now he’s confused…
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love always confuses Aamir.
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Look at her! No make-up, minimal jewelry, really embracing that widow lifestyle.
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Okay, Aamir, not cool to slap Juhi! JERK!!
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My jaw dropped.
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Yeah. He then tried to burn his hand (before eating). But that part was so subtle that I doubt many people noticed it! I also blame the JERKY director!
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Boooooo
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Wait, was he killing himself with a candle?
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He was trying to burn his hand that slapped Juhi I think.
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Have I mentioned how much I am enjoying the terrible subtitles? I think “from toady” is my favorite so far.
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5 year old just asked what was going on. I responded with “ummmmm…”
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You see, you were married when you were three and I just didn’t tell you…
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He wears patched pants even to a wedding?!?
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He is a poor boy, it is all he has
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Well, his blue pants from the first dance didn’t have patches, AND his the other dancers don’t have patches. Costumer got lazy, got tired of sewing patches onto everything.
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I do love a good bitter heartbroken angry ex song!!!! And I love that the other dancers are just sort of swaying in the background.
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Angry Young Aamir is just so aborable though! I just want to stuff him in my pocket!
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I just want to annoy him forever, it’s so cute.
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Me too!!!
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So they don’t want her as a daughter-in-law, but a daughter because… the daughter-in-laws are just slaves?
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Honestly, yes.
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If I accept that Juhi was married and widowed when she was young enough not to remember, then wouldn’t it make more sense for her to be raised in her in-laws house always thinking she was their daughter? instead of still being raised by her parents, and then sent off to live with strangers for no reason as a grown woman?
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No, because after a child marriage you stay in the family home until a certain date.
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BUT THERE’S NO HUSBAND!!! The whole thing makes NO SENSE!!!!
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There is but he’s dead, duuh.
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Come on, grills.
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Do you think her parents secretly had a whole bunch of white clothes made for her because they knew this day was coming, and then just surprised her with them this morning?
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EVIIIILLLLL Woman!!!!!
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Classy, having the obviously evil rapey cousin be the only one to say “wait, isn’t it insane for her to be a widow when she was married as a child?”
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Only evil people are against child marriage, it is known.
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Is anyone else laughing hysterically at Paro’s friend’s explanation “she was a widow, but didn’t know it….”
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My husband just came in and said: No wonder you like Aamir, you both were the same ugly pants!!! He HATES my clam diggers. And I love them so much!
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I think they are fine, so long as you don’t sew patches randomly because you are “poor”
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I may eventually need to patch mine up and I WILL DO IT. No shame.
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No cutting boards. knives must get dull fast.
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Eh, she’s just a daughter in law, she can use her hand to stop the blade.
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SO MUCH BLOOD!!!! They totally had sex.
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He has quite a collection of vests.
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Juhi doing her Carrie immitation
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HA!!!
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“He’s singing again!” – 5 year old
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A harsh but fair critic.
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Another vest! And another reprise of the title song!
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Just go to your Charmer Father so this whole thing can be cleared! He is literally in the woods next door!
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Juhi is so beautiful!
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She really is stunning in this film, this terrible silly film, and Juhi is gorgeous.
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Ewww, something bad happened to Aamir’s hair.
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“My lute will have to call you and you have to come” Oh, the euphemisms are so funny!
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I KNOW!!!! I LOVE IT!!!
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Oh my goodness!
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Great face acting there, Aamir.
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Okay, Aamir and Juhi have some serious chemistry! Even though they are babies!
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And we are back to the pornographic crying!
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Remember the killer snake lady at the beginning? I wonder if that plot will ever come back? This movie has so much happening!
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The bitch is back…
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