Salman said we aren’t supposed to celebrate his birthday this year, so this isn’t a birthday post necessarily. This is just a bunch of photos for no particular reason.
There is of course his recent photo, announcing a clothing line for humans, by a big picture of a horse and him not wearing clothes.
An older classic in which he shows a good way to warm up a Pepsi.
Painting, Salman style.
Painting, Salman Style, part 2
Salman, poor safety practices
The original big shirtless moment! Note the lack of power cord for the guitar. It is powered by SEXINESS.
The first shirtless moment (although not as impactful as the one above). Why is his button undone?
I like the little side sword coming off the handle of the big sword
Bubbles!
Which makes you smile the most? I think it is the warming the Pepsi can option for me.
dontcallitbollywood 
I think we all know why Salman’s jeans are unbuttoned, esp. with Bhagyashree in that pose. And clearly Salman had a tragic blowtorch accident that rendered him incapable of growing back his chest hair.
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And probably burns around his waist band, which is why he has to shove a can of pepsi in there later, to sooth the burning.
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(I just wanted toddler Salman but I couldn’t figure out how to crop it.)
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Bubbles!!! That seems like peak Salman (i.e., after getting his body hair under control but before hair plugs). Plus, he just looks naturally lean and fit and not overly bulked up.
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You don’t think it would be better with a pepsi can shoved down his waist band?
On Mon, Dec 28, 2020 at 2:02 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I mean… everything is better with a Pepsi can shoved in for increased enhancement!
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Something about him, don’t know what it is. Maybe the Mafia businessman hair (I can say that cuz I’m half Italian) maybe the lumbering, ungraceful walk. I’m a sucker for abs and pecs but not Salman’s. Ocasionally, he does a good acting job, like in Bharat, but mostly he seems to be phoning it in and coasting on his gym membership.
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Agree with all of this. And yet something about the idea of him deciding to do a photoshoot shirtless while riding a horse just makes me smile.
On Mon, Dec 28, 2020 at 3:13 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I had to stop at poor safety practices because I laughed out loud and woke my sleeping child.
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Not the Pepsi?
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 1:44 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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This is also giving me food for thought about chest hair. I thought I was basically neutral on it, that sometimes I like it but don’t care much either way, but I find Salman truly unappealing with chest hair. I also find him unappealing while oily and too bulked up, so basically there are very few versions of him I find attractive.
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So, Bubbles Salman might be for you?
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 1:47 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I’m going to go back and study this.
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He’s slightly too skinny for me in that one. I’ll choose sexiness-guitar.
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The guitar one is the classic.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 12:37 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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