Yes, we are rewarding streaming shows! And reality shows! Both new categories! I have never dealt with them before, because they are DUMB. But for 2020, let us reward things for being very dumb and brainless and generally worthless.
These shows are so worthless, I haven’t even watched two of them. But I have read about them! And I know what y’all thought! So I will provide the description of each, and then leave it up to you to figure out the rankings.
The Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives
The only one I have seen! 4 middle-aged wealthy bored women go to lunch, to dinner, to Doha, and to a party. And that’s pretty much it. There just isn’t a lot of there-there, you know?
What The Love
Karan Johar playing matchmaker, romance advisor! This is a terrible idea, Karan hasn’t found love himself, how can he help other people? And how can the random people he brings in as “advisors” help? And in general, how can going on a reality show help find love?
An Indian matchmaker helps rich demanding people try to find matches! And, as I understand it, fails 100%. No successful matches in this show. Just a lot of naggy needy prospective mothers-in-law.
Which show is most totally worthless????
I’m gonna say, Indian Matchmaking!!! Because it is worthlessness on top of worthlessness, this whole odd Indian Matchmaking industry combined with the odd reality TV show industry. At least What the Love kept minor celebrities employed, and Bollywood Wives let us learn more about separation and divorce among Indian celebrities, and of course also holistic facials.
What’s your vote? And yes, you can have an opinion based only on trailers. It’s reality TV! You don’t have to be fair and educated!