Friday WatchAlong!!! Actually on Friday!!!! And we are going to watch a very VERY long movie. It will be dark out and you will be ready for dinner by the time it is over. Also, you will be STARVING. Rajshri films will always make you super super hungry.
VERY IMPORTANT. We are watching the Netflix version, which is 3 hours and 13 minutes. So that is NOT the same as the einthusan version. I don’t really have a solution for this, beyond awareness. We won’t all be lining up. I’ll be doing Netflix, so if you start to lag behind, fast forward until you catch up I guess?
Otherwise, just have fun with it!!!! Silly movie, great Madhuri, tons of songs, tons of costumes, tons of FOOD.
At 3pm, I will put up a “And PLAY” comment and then we will go from there!!!!
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Seee!!!! Coconut!!! Why? So the babies head will be hard like a coconut?
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Filmikudhi – the 9 year old likes her hair now because it isn’t curled. He hates the curled hair!
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Oh man, I think your 9-year old is so clever but he is SO WRONG on this one!
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He is going to be one of those picky sons who makes you present dozens of potential brides before he chooses.
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He isn’t planning on marrying.
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Then that will make it easier for you.
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Okay, so this song sequence is a super fun ladies only sexy “boys are stupid and lets be sexually explicit just between us” song. But it also sems to be about Madhuri pretending to be her pregnant sister and having sex with a woman pretending to be Salman? Like, as if the pregnang sister and Salman are supposed to be having sex?
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She does love Salman the MOST!
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But should she really be doing a literal song and dance about it?
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NOW THE OTHER FAVOURITE SONG!!! ICONIC!!
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Anyone else thinking that Bindu kind of looks like a drag queen in this part?
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She does!
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Phew, my eyes aren’t deceiving me, ha ha
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MAdhuri and Salman have great chemistry, but dang Madhuri and Rita have great chemistry in this song too!
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Madhuri’s expressions when she dances… no one comes close! Actually, maybe Hema Malini!
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So, is she pretending to be herself after having been impregnanted by Salman? Or her sister who is dealing with Salman?
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How do people not figure out after this song that Madhuri and Salman are in love??? She is literally pretending to have Salman’s babies!
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And now having sex with him.
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EXACTLY!
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And now they are under the sheets clearly having sex?!?! How do people not know they are in love?!
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Rajshri was counting on many many Indian men having a fetish for pregnant women with this song, right?
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Absolutely!
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Salman hitting her on the bum with a flower and her turning around. Another ICONIC moment!
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Remember that post I did about how power is romantic when it is power withheld? BEcause you love someone too much to use your power. Keep this in mind for teh end of this song!!!!
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It is what makes everything so sexy!!!
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6 year says the jump to the second story was fake. They just used a string and had him do some backflips.
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I think he is right
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I am so impressed that your kids are sitting through this whole movie!
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Ufff, Salman. Bow before her!!!!
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The moment when I fell in love with Salman!
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HOLY WOW!!! When Salman bows down to Madhuri!!!!! My heart melted and I fell in love!
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It really is the “if you didn’t love the guy before you love him now” moment
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I feel like after marriage, they are going to get into some light S&M bedroom play.
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They have to, right! They would both be so into it!
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This stick scene is so romantic and powerful and sexual at the same time
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And now Salman is pregnant? That’s just weird.
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No one ever actually is seen swimming in this movie, are they? The pool just exists as a place to have private conversations. Maybe the servants use it?
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IT’S THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE!!!!!
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Margaret, you said something that no one swims in the pool…
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Okay, no one swims in the pool on purpose
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Unless you are forced to because you are thrown in with all your clothes on.
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Packing meals????? She is going for extra wife credit.
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OMG, I have never left India without relatives packing food for me. I think that is just an Indian thing.
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I have only experienced that after Thanksgiving. When everyone is just desperate to give away turkey to whoever will take it.
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Same in my family with Christmas food
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Salman’s shirt look like it got mixed with colors in the wash.
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That is accurate and HILARIOUS!
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Nope, there is no excuse, he should delay the trip and be there for his wife to give birth.
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Pink dress, not my fave.
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I like it, lol
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Well, it adds some sparkle to her boobies.
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that’s the most important of course.
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Hey I recognize Madhuri’s pink dress! Does this mean that song where she and Salman really want to have sex is coming up?
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YEP!
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Yes indeedy! Notice how everyone has been sent off to bed?
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YES!!!
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Do you think I can trick my body into thinking snap peas are greasy snack food?
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Order delivery!!! You live near so many amazing desi restaurants!
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Last time we watched Rajshri, I spent $50 on delivery in the middle of the movie! I have sworn NEVER AGAIN
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But didn’t you get so much enjoyment out of it?
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Add ranch dip to effectively diminish all health.
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For once, I don’t mind Salman’s outfit.
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ooo, I could pull out my parathas and yogurt thing! Yes, that would work
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They have a refrigerator JUST for fruit?! How rich are they?
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The Roti yoghurt is the best part of an Indian/Nepalese dish and I LOVE IT!!
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RAITA!!!! I MEAN RAITA!!
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Why does Salman strumming the guitar seem wierdly sexual?!
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SEX!!!
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Why is Madhuri putting food in the microwave overnight?
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No one is commenting because of the sex song
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Hahaha yes!!
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Or Margaret is warming her parathas.
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That too. I have rotis fresh made, and yogurt mixed with coriander, let’s see how this does.
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Sex dance!!
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The panting in this song is just too much!
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THEY TOTALLY HAD SEX!!!! Somehow without having any effect on their clothes beyond Salman losing his shirt.
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Yes! The whole song is they basically having sex but shown with a dance sequence!
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I always think Madhuri looks much younger with a simple hairstyle
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The boys love the toys!
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Margaret – you were right. I was really hoping Chocolate Lime Juice would show up here but they ROBBED US!!!!
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We can YouTube it after the movie.
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The boys think tossing a baby around while dancing is unwise.
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Don’t let them watch the end of Raja Hindustani!
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I am sure everyone would be as happy and celebratory and worshipping the mother if she had given birth to a girl.
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Bindu is going to murder that child. Take it away from her!
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Does Salman’s cap say “I am too sexy for this cap”?
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They have totally had sex!
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Rain dance, but not really about love’s release, just wet.
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Are they having sex while babysitting? Bad! Pay attention to the baby!
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HIJRAS!!!
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