Happy Saturday! Weird week, I hope there are folks who can join me on this one, didn’t get much interest. But, who cares! It is a wonderful satisfying STUPID movie.
Dishoom! It’s on Prime and Youtube and probably einthusan too. It’s a big dumb action movie with John Abraham and Varun Dhawan playing miss-matched cop partners, and Akshaye playing the villain. Immediately irresistible, right?
At 7:30am, I will put up a “And PLAY” comment and then go from there! With whoever shows up!
dontcallitbollywood 
Here!
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Here!
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Stupid flingin’ flangin’ Prime! Just saw it’s premium only switching to einthusan, suggest you do the same.
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I had to sign up for ERos Now…
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Same.
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And PLAY
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Ahhh, it’s working for me! Just had to move my chromecast to a different room, register on einthusan, and figure out how to cast it.
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YAAAAAY! Opening credits song! I love this song, and it perfectly sets up what kind of movie it will be.
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Hmmmm, subtitles would be nice. Does Einthusan have them for the song?
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Yep, that’s why I avoided Prime. They are very unreliable subtitle-wise.
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Often Prime is set up so the subtitles work on yoru computer, but not on the TV, because they are HORRIBLE. Anyway, try a different screen if you can.
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DANCING SWAT TEAM!!!!
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The size of these guys’ arms is unnatural.
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Hey! It’s Anushka’s husband but not!
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THat was a big scene with almost three sentences of dialogue.
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But are you getting subtitles now??? I’ve been worrying
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Yes, just not for the song. But honestly so much is in English I hardly need it!
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PHEW!
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Oooooo! Sports toughness!!!
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This human obesssion with games is so strange. But then look at Rome, we’ve been weird for a long time.
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So Viraj was killed because he was the star player – yes?
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There’s a whole THING. It’s fun and lighthearted and low stakes.
Well, unless you care about Cricket.
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I kinda like Pakistani crazy fan.
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and he’s so harmless! He just wants his team to win.
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Would ANYONE click an email that says “confidential click me”?????
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Here! Late, but I went the right minutes ahead so I think I am caught up with you guys
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You may be slightly ahead, I started late because of STUPID tech issues. Are you seeing people on the phone?
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I am seeing people in a blue tech room now
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I am seeing John in a hotel room. Try going back to 14 minutes.
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So, they should just play the game without the star player and accept the possibility of losing, right? That is the SANE response?
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Our hero!!!!! He’s so tough and cool!
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The cigarrette dangling out of his mouth looked like some kind of snagle tooth in the long shot.
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YAY! Baby faced Varun!!
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This is like a magical glimpse of the future, not even close to that yet.
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I’ll pause until you guys catch up to baby faced Varun and comment on his cuteness
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Good plan
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It’s his BEST FRIEND! As established in that convenient phone call we just overheard!!!!
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Totally missed that. Thanks.
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BAd boyfriend. Kabir is a bad a boyfriend.
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Genevieve, you are right, those arms are INSANE
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Ugh, I hate stupid bowl style sinks
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I’ve seen this bridge before, it is very photogenic.
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Why do police teams never get to have windows? OR yellow lighting?
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VARUN!!!!!!
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Walking through the super high tech room full of cops, well, the look of the cops makes me think it is a strip club set.
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This is the same director as Dezi Boyz, maybe all his films feel slightly stripper-y?
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Varun is so stupidly cute!!!
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He is. It’s like watching a golden retriever puppy next to an old worn-out German Sheapherd.
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OMG! YES! Your description is SO ACCURATE!!!
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Hero #2 is HERE!
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I think this miss-matched team of partners will never come together, or be friends.
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Yep, strip club set…
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I’m with Varun! This is one of my favorite driving songs!
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Varun looks like a school boy who is pretending to be a cop.
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The smoking is weird, it makes me feel transported into the early 90s.
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This is the stupidest swim suit and I HATE it!!!!
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It’s basically the same suit that Katrina wore in Baar Baar Dekho.
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Guess my opinion on that swim suit?
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NARGIS!
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I wanted a classical song after that was his pick.
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Me too! Maybe it will still happen
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What a decent clean living fan-conscious young man this is, as are all athletes.
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PUPPY!
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I assume you are talking about the golden and not Varun?
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Why does Nargis’s English sound strange? She’s American, right?
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Yeah, New York I think. Maybe she’s in that weird international zone where your English just doesn’t sound liek anything any more?
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The script writer – was he one of those who didn’t speak Hindi as a first language. There is almost no dialogue and everything is so stilted. Beautiful cars though.
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Oh, I am SURE. Why wuold you bother hiring a poetic dialogue writer for this movie?
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VIJAY RAAZ!!!!!!!
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VIJAY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!! I can’t wait for Made in Heaven season 2.
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There must be some spandex in Varun’s pants, right? Otherwise there is no way he could still be moving.
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Akshay! In one of the last moments that I actually liked him
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Oh so I had an epiphany last week when I was thinking about Akshay a lot. I have realized that I disliked him when he was young and dislike him now but just for different reasons. I will do into it a lot more in the Saturday chat post or the Wednesday thinking post.
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subtitles fail but I’m guessing Varun sucks at arabic?
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No fail, it’s supposed to be like that, we aren’t supposed to know what he said.
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That wig on Akshay…could REALLY be better…because I want to burn it to crisps
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I do believe ridiculousness is the goal!
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Well, they certainly succeeded in that
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CAMO KILT!
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Akshay speaks for us all, he IS cute
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This is very interesting…
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That buns like CRACKED ME UP
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So bad, but then again, so accurate…
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Actually Varun’s buns were far superior.
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He doesn’t skip leg day
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