Happy Saturday! Weird week, I hope there are folks who can join me on this one, didn’t get much interest. But, who cares! It is a wonderful satisfying STUPID movie.
Dishoom! It’s on Prime and Youtube and probably einthusan too. It’s a big dumb action movie with John Abraham and Varun Dhawan playing miss-matched cop partners, and Akshaye playing the villain. Immediately irresistible, right?
At 7:30am, I will put up a “And PLAY” comment and then go from there! With whoever shows up!
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What STUPID overalls!!!!
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They were as sexy as you can make overalls.
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JACKIE!!!!!!
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YOU WILL DIE on the wall, – DUH! everyone dies. Also, love the brain fish.
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Jackie is so FREAKING ADORABLE!!
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Jacquline does have amazing hair! Do you think it is natural?
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Angie is in love with her hair. And yes, I think it is natural. In the sort of “natural thickness with blow out and highlights and stuff” way.
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I am obsessed with the natural thickness and waves!
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I think some premium magic shampoos and conditioners as well as the makeup and hair team in the movie might have something to do with it 🙂
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She has always had it so I assume it it.
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And the purpose of floating giant badges is????? Of do I just not understand standard futuristic police decor.
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Probably used like fans in the strip tease?
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PUPPY!!!!!
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Puppy with a puppy
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YES!!!
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Gotta admit the puppy is making me bond with his character.
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Jackie and the other swimsuit actress with the fancy car look too much alike. It makes me think the casting director has a fetish.
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They are both models turned actresses not originally from India who can’t speak Hindi well, so I can see that!
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Rahul Dev!!!
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Deserted theme park chase scene!!!!!
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The inspector voice changing when he speaks Arabic vs Hindi is distracting!
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Okay I’m confused timeline wise. Haven’t they already found his bloody coat? Or is this before they found his coat?
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No, we had a flashforward to finding the coat, then flashed back 24 hours, and now we have gotten back to the same point.
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Okay nevermind I finally figured it out. Although I must say they did impossibly much in a day.
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Car attack inside! I like this.
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I still like crazy pakistani fan.
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AKSHAYE VOICE!!!!
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WHAT A TWIST!
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Why is Varun’s shirt two sizes too tight on him?
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I’m telling you, Spandax! It’s put into all his clothes so he can move. It’s like a bike suit that is cut like office wear.
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That makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!
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To show off his hot bod! Of course….
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The director clearly understands his target audience for this movie!
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The target audience being gay men. Right? Somehow this feels less female oriented.
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100% The only person I find attractive in this movie is Akshaye! I never find John attractive and Varun is too much of a little puppy for me to find him attractive here. Akshaye, on the other hand, SO HOT!
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Real life Rahul Dev!!! Always up for playing the bad guy!
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It just seems like a terrible idea to put a gun in the waist band of your pants, right? So easy to slip down. Plus stretches out the waist and then your pants fall off when you DON’t hav ethe gun.
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It’s like FAN except it being cricket and not as smart, but more fun
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AKSHAYE!!!!!!!!! Immediately hotter than muscle bond John and Varun. Smart is sexy.
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AKSHAYE KHANNA!!!
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Yes! It’s not political or even sports, it’s just gambling! Great low stakes villain motivation.
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Something about Akshaye’s face and dialogue delivery just makes him so frickin attractive!!! I need him in more middle-aged romance movies!
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He sounds and looks so earnest! Even when he is the Bad Guy he is such a gentleman
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Akshaye in that while button down… OOOF!!! Don’t mind as I drool a little bit!
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How does Not Virat not notice the patch on Akshaye’s neck?!
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Blinded by his hotness?
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Understandable!
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AKshay hair – I thought he was bald, so am I looking at plugs?
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They did something to make it a bit fuller.
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I just don’t know if hair plugs would work for such short hair. I am really curious what they did. Spray paint?
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that’s my thought. Use the little bit of real hair left for texture, and then painted on the rest.
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It looks good on film, I wonder if it works in day to day life too?
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I think he usually goes straight bald in real life. Because he’s got that kind of sexy confidence.
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And I like his sexy confidence, or really his eyebrows. But I gotta admit, he looks even sexier with fake hair.
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I feel the need for a car chase now.
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This is like a multi-million dollar super long add for smoking.
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I ask for a car chase and I get a song scene with camels and goats.
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They are doing a slow build, we are gonna get song/explosions/chase all in one orgasmic burst in a bit.
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Waiting on that orgasm!
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Hmm. You might be way ahead of me. I am at the scene where they are asking about Abbuddin!
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I am in the market scene.
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Same.
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Actually I think I’m a little behind.
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How did they find tight fitting Pathani suits??? I didn’t think that even existed!!!!
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HA! I love this ridiculous over the top version of middle eastern lawless land.
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Honestly this looks like a toy model of a base.
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BABY TIGERS!!!
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Okay where is this?
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Oh wait, Abuddin… duh.
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LIONS!!!!
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Tigers!
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Really? But they are all dust colored
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No you are right, Lions!
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Female lions! The most vicious
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SONG!!!!!! Silly over the top song!!!!!
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Jackie’s legs are ridiculous!
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Yep! This costume is genius, way way sexier than the usual bikini top.
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Agreed! You think she is not wearing any pants and then the tiny boy shorts peak through!
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This song is so ridiculous and yet so fun! It gets stuck in my head!
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Veins are NOT attractive!
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Unless it is Hrithik’s thinky forehead vein.
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HAHAHA! Yes!
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Genevieve! Yoru chase!
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I may be a good two minutes behind. But at least I know it is coming!
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Oh look she put pants on for the car chase! Those beautiful overall pants.
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This mine flag thing is so OTT ridiculous! I love it!
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I KNOW! I was giggling during it and kind of embarrassed about enjoying it.
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Why doesn’t she jump out?
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She is a girl, she can’t do things
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Ball jokes! So ridiculous and yet, I am giggling!
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Varun’s “NOOOOOO!” was not the best acting I have seen
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I am usually not a fan of linen suits (waay too wrinkly) but they look good on Akshaye!
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It’s CRICKET! Don’t get your parents killed over CRICKET!!!!!
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The DOG!!!!! It all comes together!!!! Through DOGS!!!!!
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That bulldog is one of the best things about this movie!!!
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Truly THE STAR of the movie
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I love that both of them are swooning over John Abraham, which is understandable
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It reminds me of War when Anupriya and Tiger are fawning over Hrithik!
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Yea, this has the same ridiculous and fun energy to it 🙂
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