Advice for Post-Pandemic Socializing From My 18 Month Old Nephew

As more and more of us are joining the world again, I thought I should help by passing on the wisdom I myself have learned from my nephew.

If you give a someone a dandelion and they give you a dandelion, that means you are engaged

When it becomes too much to be social, it is okay to go off in a corner and push your stroller

When you are ready for your guests to leave, give them a subtle hint like laying stiffly on the ground shouting “Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!” nonstop until they go away.

After a stressful social gathering, it is perfectly normal to throw up during your nap.

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