My nephew isn’t quite 2 yet, and my sister has already created her own traditional Dad Joke repetraw (sp?). Apparently it comes on you immediately.
You ready for the joke my sister says every time she gets her son dressed? While he looks at her stone faced and not laughing? “Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!!”
When we were growing up, every single time we asked our Dad for help putting on our jacket, or fastening a necklace, or tying our shoes, we would say “Dad, can you put on my shoes?” and he would say “But they won’t fit me!” And then we would sigh.
This must be a universal, right? Something about having an open dopey face looking at you just inspires bad jokes? What are your family traditional jokes?