Happy Saturday! This comes to you from the guest room at my parents. I look forward to being interrupted by my Dad’s coffee and breakfast.
Dostana! Super gay, super fun, super bright and sunny and happy. Also, good soundtrack! It’s on Netflix in America and other places in other places.
At 7:30am I will put up an “And PLAY!” comment and then y’all can comment along from there!
dontcallitbollywood 
The line for gay couples? That’s not a thing. Remember my sister’s gay couple roommates I mentioned? They were non-American and got married while here and it did NOTHING to help with their immigration status.
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Yeah, actually it’s usually harder, but straight guys want to feel oppressed at all costs.
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BOMAN IRANI!!!!!
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Between this and KANK, which is a more believable version of a fashion magazine?
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I have a headcanon that Boman Irani watched something like Project Runway to get into the role, I mean he is VERY Tim Gunn like
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Devil Wears Prada?
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Probably that too, the 2000s had a type when it came to fashionable gay men who work in fashion
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Do NOT like that their monogamous relationship is not respected!!!! I mean, they don’t have to be monogamous, but nothing has said they AREN’T up to this point.
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Yeah it really is a jerk move.
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KIRRON!!!!!
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Abhishek you are so dumb! But now we get Kirron Kher!!!
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Abhishek once again, sexy with everyone. And Boman is the right height for him!
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He is SO ready to slut it up at the slightest provocation, there is just no way he is straight.
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Did they use the same White Guy who wore the army uniform to this Immigration Office role as well? Their voices are the same.
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I’m tempted to say yes, but their faces are very different.
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That’s the problem with Generic White Guys in movies, they all look the same
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This is like the opposite of The Birdcage movie scene
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John does look great in that wacky shirt-jumper combo situation.
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He really does.
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Beedi!!! The sexiest song!!
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I was just about to write that! YES!!
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Imagine getting to do weird flirty ballet with John Abraham, what a blast.
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Also, this is the first and maybe the only movie in which I find John attractive
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Not Dhoom????
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Definitely NOT. The long stringy hair does not do it for me!
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This sequence is amazing! It’s saying all the right things, but played for laughs so the audience won’t get offended!
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This is Moliere levels of misunderstanding of the situation presented
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Or as I think of it (being less classy), Frasier!
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Frasier is plenty classy!! Just the first thing that popped into mind…
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Of course Abhishek would be the bride. Even his mother knows it.
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Kirron is so hilarious in this song. Just accept it! So much less pain!!
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She really is.
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God this song is great
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I love Priyanka defending them and saying love is love! 🙂 I am giving Karan all the credit for the script and dialogue in this movie.
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And John being Abhi’s knight in shining armour in rescuing him from his mom’s exorcism attempt
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This is how you do Queer comedy! The butt of the joke is the person who is homophobic, the Gays are the normal ones. (there are missguided people who say this movie is making fun of gay people, but I think those people are watching it wrong)
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And now the boring Straight plot. Blech!
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It’s boring, but I think Bobby is really attractive so it’s okay.
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Really? Without his hair powers?
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He’s very flowerpotty in this movie which I always love.
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Hey where are you guys?
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Bobby’s intro
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Bobby was introduced just now – 56 minutes
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Bobby’s curls! Where are his CURLS?????
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Nope! So much better this way.
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But CURLS!!!
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I knoooow. He’s still weirdly hot though.
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It’s because the stupid curls are gone!
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noooo I love his curls
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Booman not cool!!! You led Priyanka on and then passed her over. UGH!
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Have to say this is the hottest Priyanka has looked. Do we agree?
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I think tie with this and Pyaar Impossible.
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Yes that too!!
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This reminds me, my father still hasn’t brought me my coffee this morning! Falling down on the parental job.
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Indian mom’s solution to everything: let me make you something to eat/drink. That’ll make everything alright. Eye roll!
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I’m STARVING and my Dad hasn’t brought me breakfast or coffee yet this morning! I could handle an Indian Mom right now.
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Priyanka’s dialogues in this movie are soo goood! Way to use Kirron’s words to help her accept her son’s relationship!
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Woot! Show those Indian Mom’s watching the movie how you can accept your gay children’s relationships!!!!
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It’s so sweet in the basis, really.
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HA! It was actually playing on an ipod! I love that.
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And John is totally into it. Of course.
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He is so sincere in liking in it’s adorable
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This is just lovely the way Kirron welcomes John into the family like a bride – AND JOHN GOES ALONG WITH IT!!! So sweet!!
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YES!!!!
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Aww Kirron accepting John with an aarti is just so cute!
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Funniest scene😂
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And with Priyanka with them, this could have easily turned into a lovely Polyamory if they had just been honest with themselves and her
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In my head, they are a throuple and continue being one! I pretend Bobby doesn’t exist.
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Same here. Bobby is such an odd duck in all this.
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Bobby can join, he doesn’t seem fussy.
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Also an actor with very strong queer energy
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HA! Fine. He can join if he wants to.
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In my Head Sequel, Abhishek falls in love but there are a lot of misunderstandings because Kirron has accepted John and thinks they are a couple. Like, she keeps giving them the bedroom together and chasing the girl out, and nagging them about children, and stuff. Of course the happy ending is Abhishek’s girl falling in love with Abhishek’s female cousin and realizing she is bi, and John and Abhishek finally admitting their feelings. Perfect Movie.
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John just says that his life is perfect because of Abhi AND Priyanka! This dialogue is so sincere! They are all in love with each other! Get rid of Bobby and be happy!
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Why won’t you let Bobby join??!
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Bobby can join. But ONLY if the core throuple remain intact. He can be a fun added extra!
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But my real reason I am against Bobby is because I know in this movie, he breaks up the throuple! I don’t like that! Things are so good right now!!!
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Well, they can get back together after. John and Abhi discover their love, Priyanka misses them too much, Bobby rolls with it all.
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But the apartment only has 3 bedrooms! Bobby would have to sleep in the pool.
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He’s a gentleman, he wouldn’t mind, I’m sure.
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The Bi themes just write themselves into TEXT at this point and not even trying to be subtext
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Such a pretty pretty song!!!!
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Why is every song with the lyrics “Maula mere Maula” in it automatically SO GOOD! I can’t think of a single one that is bad.
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This song is cute but Priyanka and John’s outfits are insaaaaane. Abhi’s is great though.
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Priyanka’s hair should get starring credit!
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Yes! I love her hair in this movie! I may have shown her hair in this movie a few times when I got highlights and a haircut. 🙂
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Everytime I see Bobby, I imagine Hrithik. He’s so ‘pheeka’ compared to Abhishek or John
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You really need someone who can be second banana in this role though. Hrithik would have been too much.
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I mean if I’ve to go along with what the movie wants me to root for, I need someone stronger than Bobby
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Bobby is soo pheeka so it’s easy for me to pretent that Priyanka will eventually dump him and go back to John and Abhi.
I don’t think I could do that with Hrithik. Hrithik would have too much charisma and probably amazing chemistry with Abhi and John and then I would have to root for all of them to be in a polyamourous relationship!!! Oh I would totally be okay with that.
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6 Dollars! That ice cream is overpriced!!
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But there’s so much! It’s like 4 separate dishes!
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And of course, Abhi is his first call. they are so cute! Love it.
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Abhi is being flirty even when he doesn’t have to show anyone!! Just admit that you love John already!!
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Exactly!!!
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And now Abhi is being all sexy with PC! I am confused by him.
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It’s just the obligatory straightness for a character who is CLEARLY NOT
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Finally! Coffee!!!! Sheesh, what is up with these parents, thinking that after 35 years they can start skating on the job.
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Oh Bobby with your satin suit.
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In florida! It would be so hot
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