TGIF: For Kareena! Which of These Unfortunate Photoshoots is MOST Unfortunate?

Kareena has had a very long career as a top actress. Which means, unfortunately, many MANY opportunities for ambitious photo editors to do terrible things to her.

I don’t think you can play guitar like this

DABBOO RATNANI PHOTOGRAPHY | Kareena kapoor, Indian star, Photography

Are her legs not connected to the rest of her body?

Birthday special! Kareena Kapoor Khan's journey through Filmfare photoshoots  | Filmfare.com

SHE KILLED A MAN AND TOOK A PHOTO WITH HIS BODY!!!

Kareena Kapoor | Filmfare Photoshoot | Filmfare Magazine September 2012  Edition - Filmibeat

She’s gonna roll right into that cheese plate

Filmfare April 6 2016 Kareena Kapoor & Arjun Kapoor on Behance

This one is just amazing, a little something for the ladies who like ladies

Kareena Kapoor Filmfare Xpression – Photo Shoot | Holly Bolly Celebs

And another one!

Kareena Kapoor Filmfare Xpression – Photo Shoot | Holly Bolly Celebs

Okay, this is legit amazing. I am so glad I found this photo shoot!

Kareena Kapoor Filmfare Xpression – Photo Shoot | Holly Bolly Celebs

This would be okay, except I don’t get the saddle bags on her shorts

Kareena Kapoor Khan on Filmfare Cover

This isn’t a photo shoot, it’s just a hideous dress

Kareena Kapoor's Stretch Mark Free Vogue Pic - Internet Suspects Photoshop

Why are her legs green?

Kareena Kapoor Poster | Photo 3 of 3

And finally this one, where her face just looks TERRIBLE. That lighting is a crime

Kareena Kapoor Khan dazzles in stunning summer wear for Harper's Bazaar  India shoot. All pics | IndiaToday

10 thoughts on “TGIF: For Kareena! Which of These Unfortunate Photoshoots is MOST Unfortunate?

  1. I dislike the last one the most I think because it’s a depressing pose. Don’t like bags on shorts or cheese plate either. Cheese plate looks like she’s going to roll off the table onto the floor, and Arjun looks annoyed with her decision to sit on the table.

    Love the androgyny photoshoot, she needs to take me on a moped ride right NOW.

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    • Ugh, I didn’t even notice the pose. No wonder her face looks so strained, they’ve got her in “terribly depressed and miserable” pose.

      On Fri, Sep 24, 2021 at 1:38 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  2. That is a hideous dress.

    For some reason I’m most bothered by the couch pose. Maybe because it could have been comfortable and loungey but then it looks like they tried to sex it up by baring her legs and twisting them at an unnatural angle. Like a real life version of those anatomically impossible comic book lady poses.

    The one on the bed looks like she’s smelling something unpleasant, like the dude just farted.

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    • I kept picturing with the couch pose the cut the lady in half trick. Like, it’s her torso, and then some other lady is secretly sitting above her and providing the legs.

      On Fri, Sep 24, 2021 at 1:56 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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    • And the headline is “Always a Star”!!! It’s more like a pose you would do for a headline “surviving heartbreak” or something. Not strong and starry at all!

      On Sat, Sep 25, 2021 at 2:44 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. Cheese plate is the worst for me, because her bare feet are right next to food. Then it’s the one in which she is for whatever reason wearing espadrilles and sitting on an exercise ball.

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