Woo-hoo! Friday WatchAlong!!! Grandpa’s family funeral weekend, and yet I am maintaining normalcy! Also, I’m pumped to watch this movie with y’all.
Gonna let Grandpa introduce it with his review (he asked for Indian movies to watch so he could understand my interests):
Jab Tak Hai Jaan Obviously a Bollywood production. Well done and a good love story mixed with some moderate action. The hero by working hard goes from part time jobs to owning and operating a successful restaurant. His love interest who is engaged to another takes a church vow of separation if his life will be saved after an accident. He goes off to Afghanistan and a dangerous position in the army. There another girl is involved. It is a good story and the scenes as filmed were interesting and sometimes spectacular. The two ladies were good actors and surprising to me very good dancers. As is usual in these films all of a sudden there are a whole bunch of people doing a elaborate dance routine. It was two minutes short of three hours and I view it all in one sitting.

Let’s see if we can be as good as Grandpa and view it all in one sitting! At 3pm Chicago time, I will put up an “and PLAY” comment on this post and we will all comment along together from there. Yaaaaaay!
I love the four-note violin refrain that was there throughout the background of the song!
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OH NO I SPOKE TOO SOON 😦
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OH MY GOD
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Is she now going to go ‘this is divine punishment for breaking my promise’??? because NOOOOO that’s not how things work
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This is why we don’t bargain with god 😥
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:”(
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Yep!!!! Because it makes us misunderstand when something else dumb happens and we think it is God.
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Actually they’ve got the officiuus London police down pat
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Okay, remember that in about an hour and a half. When, OPPOSITE will be happening.
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Oo, can’t wait!!
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Wait WHAT she just?? cut off all contact with him!!!
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Yes, cos of God wants her to
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Does she become a nun or something now??
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Just wait! It gets SO dumber!
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Agh, aggg,not ROGER!
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But like… a person isn’t a habit… like smoking… what even…
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And now she’s asking HIM to leave…
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So, we all know this is based on the classic novel “The End of the Affair”, right? which uses the same central plot point but makes it actually make SENSE. First, the heroine is truly married, in a church wedding, so breaking her marriage vows is an affront to God according to normal church logic, not just nutty personal logic. And second, it takes place during the London blitz, so death is all around them all the time and her sense that he might die to punish her for sin is less “because God cares about me so much” and more “because we all might die tomorrow and I should do whatever I can to make it less likely”.
So i this movie had just had the guts to make Kat for real married in a Hindu religious ceremony, making this a for real sin against God, wouldn’t it all be SOOOOOOOOO much more logical?
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Yeah! Why didn’t they just do THAT INSTEAD
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And everything else still works! She believes their love is a sin, but it really truly is a sin, and so cuts it off. He believes that marriage iwthout love isn’t valid and therefore it ISN’T a sin and just waits for her to agree. That’s a logical relationship conflict!
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Ah!!, didnt even think of Graham Greene, it makes so much more sense in a Catholic context!
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And they go there with Neetu but not with Kat and SRK. Which is again my complaint about Yash Chopra. He takes a bold concept but in an attempt to Indianize it, he somehow messes it up. I feel this way about so many of his movies: Kabhi Kabhi, Silsila, Doosa Aadmi ( I dont care that he didn’t direct it, he produced it and it is very Yash Chopra).
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Yeah you go SRK! Fight with GOD HIMSELF to get your love back! Why not
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Shouldn’t he have learnt his lesson about bargaining with God by now??
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Ah, blame Jesus, go on Shahrukh, you show him!
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Exactly. He is as dumb as she is!
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Also he just… randomly joins the Indian Army?? Couldn’t they have made him like a war journalist instead of an elite bomb diffuser or whatever
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That part actually works. Way back in his intro in London, he explains that his whole family is in the army, but his Mom sent him away to London to be safer. So he is giving up on London and following the family tradition.
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Oh okay!! I guess I missed that bit ehehe
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Anushka! I love her character in this! So extroverted, so cute and has THE BEST SONG
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And she has such fabulous hair!
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I love the little monks playing in the background! SO cute!
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I like the English Capitain lady
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I am totally low key crushing on Anushka in this movie! She just makes me smile!
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Same! She is just so charming. 😀
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And I think it’s such a tricky role because it could have easily become annoying with a different actor or director.
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Anushka has so much ‘one of the guys’ here, it’s so cute!
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‘one of the guys’ energy, I meant
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You know what would have been AWESOME??? Kat and SRK fall in love while she is preparing a song for her husband for their first anniversary. AND SHE’S PREGNANT. Now that’s something that would upset Jesus! And then in the present day, she can realize it is better to have a happy divorce than a sad marriage for her kids and stuff and stuff.
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And Anushka and SRK have CRAZY chemistry! I love her peppiness and his eye rolling, it’s adorable and also somehow sexy.
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HE SAVES HER LIFE!! They are sooooo much better together!
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I’m happy, the bomb-protecting mittens are back! Plus srk is getting a break from pretend-sexiness.
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HE’S IN LOVE! This is a whole movie about how true love isn’t the girl who is beautiful and sexy, but the one who gets under your skin and you really care about. Or at least, it should be.
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I think we can all erase the ending of this and just pretend it doesn’t exist.
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Oh God, now I’m filled with awful foreboding. How bad is i?
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There is a reason this is one of the least loved SRK movies in the DCIBuniverse.
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Oh right you haven’t seen this movie! I won’t spoil it then. It has also been a while since I’ve seen this so I don’t remember.
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Aw, he cares. And she gives back!
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Anushka is actually being super irresponsible, I can totally understand where SRK is coming from
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Not a fan of the dopey little scarf.
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Me neither.
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Is the real story she is after… SRK and Kat’s story? Did I miss something
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She’s oddly invested in their story
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Becuase she is IN LOVE WITH SRK and he is with her and they will be together forever and ever and ever. Thus believes the DCIB community.
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I’m good with that. The singing by the river was the best
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No, it’s just a poorly written movie! She is supposed to be about SRK’s bomb defusing, but no.
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Yeah I thought she was making a documentary about the Indian army
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Why is Anushka not sleeping in a tent?
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She’s spunky
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She’s oddly… okay after missing her ONE CHANCE to documentary fame or whatever??
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Because she is nice! She’s heartbroken, and SRK knows it, but she isn’t going to take it out on the poor soldier who caused the problem.
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This is where I fall in love with Akira! Being all casual and “don’t worry” about her broken camera.
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Also how are all the army officers so fashionable xD
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Wait is she… flirting with him?? I thought she was ‘all senti after reading their love story’
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Maybe she thinks she can make him forget MEera!
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Did he take hair gel with him into the depths of Kashmir in his little tent?
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KISS!!!!!
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Yes! Pick this one! She is fun and wont make you fight Jesus
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In one of my (many) fanfics about this movie, I have her say a line like “I love you too much to make you wait for me”. She is totally a “love means being fearless” kind of person, and that makes so much more sense.
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Mittens!,
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I would… not trust her around the bomb!!
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Why is she like this… there’s A BOMB THERE
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It’s her only chance to be alone with him!
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I love that they have acknowledged the age difference between Ahuskha and SRK here.
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And yet their interaction is still sexy!
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YES. It is just soo damn charming. I am smiling the whole time!!!
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OMG SRK, just go be happy with Anushka!!! She is FRICKIN ADORABLE!
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And she will totally give up all those dreams if you just ask her!
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THE BEST SONG!!!!!
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Oh yeah she does get the best song!!
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What am I forgetting? Is this the last song of the movie? Besides the end credits? That can’t be right!
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love this song!
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Am I the only one who thinks that Anushka is too unsafe to be around bombs xD I would be okay with their romance literally anywhere else! Just not around bombs, as THEY ALREADY ESTABLISHED earlier!
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That’s why SRK has to always keep her close to him!
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This song would make a great army recruitment vid!
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I know these are so not in style anymore but cargo pants (or cargo shorts or cargo skirt) and a black or white tanktop is still one of my favorite outfits to wear!!!
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They are the best kind of travelling clothes (in a warm climate)
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YES! We has a very outdoorsy honeymoon and that was my outfit almost every day! And they fit into the tiniest bag!
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I’m wearing cargo pants right now! They’re lined, they feel like pajamas. Perhaps not the most flattering.
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And I have a black tanktop on. Between the two of us, we are basically wearing Anushka’s outfit.
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Oh oh! Even better, the Jab We Met look, Salwar and long fitted t
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That look always looks good on others but for some reason I have never been able to pull it off.
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“Life hurts you more than bombs” is my new favourite line
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I like to think their real lif edynamic is kind of like this. Not that Anushka is in love with him or something, but that she is all perky and energetic and youthful and he is old and quieter and seriouser and amused.
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JUST KISS! He bites his lip and everything!!! Yash, you were a coward not to have these two together!!!!
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She is so AWESOME!!!! She isn’t being peppy or flirty, she is just fearlessly telling him. I want EVERYTHING GOOD for Akira.
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YES! It is my favorite part. I love how straightforward she is with him!
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I want to give Anushka a hug.
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Ditto
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Me too!
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Awww, I just want Anushka to be happy 😦
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In another of my fanfics, I have a fake out at the end where a rich hot age appropriate dude is chasing after her, and SRK has to watch and be heartbroken as pay back. Until, of course, they finally realize they are in love.
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Awesome!
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You even deliver dialogues good together!!! JUST GO FOR IT, YOU IDIOTS!!!
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Souls in sync 😀
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