I have had a very stressful work day, Christmas is on a Saturday which means I get literally no days off work, and I still have to walk the dog and go pick up more presents. The only thing that is getting me through is the promise of watching A Castle For Christmas with my friend as a fun evening treat. In that state of mind, let us come up with the most ludicrous possible Christmas movie plots!
A Holiday Hippopotamus
An eccentric billionaire gives a zoo money to get a hippo and a hippo habitat, but only if it is open by Christmas. Stressed city zoo vet goes to the small rural animal sanctuary where there is a hippo. Will she give in to the charming small town ways and laid back single father zookeeper?
A Kristmas Kayak
A single mother who feels disconnected from her teenage children takes them on a Christmas holidays kayaking adventure, when they are shipwrecked and stranded on a remove island in the wilderness with a lonely fisherman. Surprisingly, it turns into the Best Christmas Ever, as the fisherman and single mom start a romance, as do the fisherman’s tough teenage daughter and the single mom’s emo son.
A Very Merry Madness
A young millionaire trying to avoid a hostile take over of his tech company feigns mental illness planning to spend the holidays in a fancy exclusive rehab facility, but through a mix up in paperwork ends up at a wacky nursing home in small town middle America. He comes to appreciate the sweet Alzheimer’s patients, the severely autistic teenager, and so on. And of course the tough practical administrative secretary and single Mom with whom he falls in love.
Okay, you give me ANY RANDOM COMBINATION OF WORDS, and I will see if I can make it a movie.