Oh yeah! Halloween time, time for the SRK is a Vampire proof post! We can pretend he isn’t but we all know the truth.
Evidence:
Dresses in Black
Goes Out Mostly at Night
Has biting canine tooth
Irrisistable to Animals
Irrisistable to Children
Irrisistable to Women
Does not Age
Obsession with Necks
dontcallitbollywood 
Addendum: Dangerously attractive.
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Totally capable of seducing you into giving your blood
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yep he’s a vampire – and OMG long haired is so hot!!
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Yeah, I think I approve of the Pathaan look.
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Men aren’t immune to him either. I made a trade agreement with a guy a few months ago where I watch early 2000s Degrassi with him and he watches SRK movies with me so we both have someone to talk to about our ‘niche’ interests. He has now seen most of the greatest hits, and while we were watching JTHJ the other day he surprised me by saying “I think I’m starting to get why you like him so much… I mean I’m not gay, but like, I get it.”
I swear, anyone who looks at him long enough falls under a spell.
And by the way, after reading the original post I’m totally convinced. It’s too good not to be true.
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It’;s the only logical explanation!
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