Baazigar! I am “juggling” (see what I did there?) multiple parts of this SRKajol rewatch: Part 3

So, part 1 here, part 2 here, and now…..Part 3!!!!!  Ek, Do, Teen, just like Madhuri says! (Did I forget to mention the reference to this in Wazir in my Wazir summary?  There was a reference, and it was awesome. Also, Happy Birthday Again Javed!  Only you could get away with using the lyrics “one two three, four five six seven”)

(part 1 here, part 2 here, part 3 here, part 4 here, part 5 here, part 6 here, part 7 here, part 8 here and bullet point version here)

Okay, Shahrukh is taking off his sunglasses and revealing that he has brown eyes.  Also, this Shahrukh is called Vicky Malhotra, and the other one was called Ajay, so WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?!

After giving us a chance to appreciate this thusness, Shahrukh puts his red helmet on and takes off!  In his little red race car thing!  It’s the kind that looks sort of like a zipper foot on a sewing machine, if that makes sense to anyone?  Long skinny middle bit, side wheel track thingies, strangely sturdy and delicate at once.

And Daddy is driving one that looks just the same, but yellow.  And, Race (race race race race race.  I always hear the echo, thanks to another Abbas-Mustan movie.  Called Race race-race-race-race)!  Truly, is there any sport more boring than car racing?  Surely not.  They drive around and around their little track, and Shahrukh is winning, winning, winning, Kajol is pouting, pouting, pouting, and at the last minute, yellow Daddy car pulls ahead, and he wins!!!!

Kajol is very very happy!  But Abbas-Mustan is less creepy than Rakesh Roshan, so she doesn’t jump up and down as much.  She just jumps once, right into his arms.  Daddy’s, not SRK’s.  But, SRK isn’t far behind!  He says “Excuse me, sir” and they turn to see him, in slow motion, with triumphal music, taking off his helmet and shaking out his hair.  Ewwwwww!  Ew ew ew ew ew!

I mean, I can appreciate a good post-helmet hair shake as well as anybody, but his hair is just soaking wet!  Like, little drops are flying off of it.  And, his face is coated in liquid too.  And this is supposed to be his sweat, right?  Like, maybe, on the film set, it was actually water sprayed on him to look like sweat, but for his character, it’s supposed to be his manly auto-racing sweat.  Blech!

Kajol does not react like me, her face is all “me likey!” in the reaction shot.  And also, “me have a stupid hat that is barely perched on top of my head.”

 

 

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So, Shahrukh comes up and has a nice close close up of his face, when he says “I lost on purpose.  Sometimes, one must lose to win.  You are my Guru, sir.”  Kajol lowers her eyes in shy delight at his great shareef-y-ness.  Daddy is also impressed, and asks what he does.  He works in sports cars!  Coincidentally, just what Kajol was looking for!  The sports cars, not the boy.  But based on her face, I am pretty sure she will take the boy too.

By the way, this whole time, Shahrukh has that cocky SRK half smile thing going on with the corner of his mouth, and is looking them confidently and directly in the eyes.  So, very different from green-eyed shy Shahrukh with the mugging and joking and reading books and wearing glasses.

Daddy takes his leave, Shahrukh walks away, Kajol calls out “Excuse me!”, and Shahrukh stops, pauses, and then turns with this great “oh yeah, she’s calling me back, because I am the hottest thing on earth” smirk.  Which he drops for just a normal charming smile once he gets up to her.  She starts to introduce herself again, and Shahrukh cuts her off saying “Your name is Priya Chopra.  And you want to know why I lost the race.” He bends his head slightly so they are eye to eye, and finishes “for your sake.  Didn’t you say all those Vicky, Micky, Lickys would lose to your Daddy?”  Kajol looks down and bites her lip a little, because she did say that.  Shahrukh gets that half smile going again and finishes “And if this Vicky, Micky, Licky were to win, it would break your heart.” Kajol looks up.  Shahrukh has those puppy eyes going now, “And how could I break the heart of a beautiful girl like you?”  Smile goes away, eyes are serious now, “That’s why I said that to win sometimes, one has to lose too.”  Kajol is all in, just staring at him now. “And the one who grabs victory like this, is called a ‘Baazigar’ [juggler].”  Kajol is basically hypnotized by this point.  Shahrukh gives her a smile and starts to turn away, then turns back and asks “What is such a person known as?”  Kajol whispers “Baazigar.”  Shahrukh nods, gives her a last smile and a look, and strides away.

Daaaayyy-yyyyaaam!  That is how it is done, ladies and gentleman!  I’m still pretty happy with their Karan-Arjun scene being the first time together onscreen (unless I mixed up filming dates, which I am becoming increasingly afraid I did0, but this one is way way hotter!  And like, immediate over-whelming hotness, not a sort of slow build as they get to know each other.  But it’s also pretty one-sided, SRK is hypnotizing her, but Kajol isn’t really doing much.

Speaking of hypnotized Kajol, we cut to her running around her hideous living room (big black leather sofas in the background, weird pink feathers in the foreground), wearing a sort of cheap looking turquoise nightgown.  She jumps on the sofa, rolls off it onto the floor, writhes about a bit, finally runs up the stairs, falls onto her bed, gasping with emotion, and cut to this song! Which SRKajol tried to explain in a recent interview, but really, there is no explanation.

 

Song over, we have sexy electric guitar sounds and Shilpa Shetty in a swimsuit.  Man, they really put her through her sexy paces in this!  She is swimming in a hotel pool, and a creepy old man is watching, who becomes so aroused that he spits out his fake teeth?  Is that a thing?  Anyway, Kajol comes running up, all excited, and wearing ugly jean shorts and a weird orange top.  But way more modestly dressed than Shilpa.  These are the advantages of coming from a film family instead of having to work your way in!  No need to pass the sexy swimsuit test!

Anyway, the girls exchange notes about their respective lovers.  Shilpa is so in love, she claims, she could even jump from the 20th floor for her guy.  Kajol is less willing to make that kind of commitment, because Kajol has a strong sense of her own self-worth and healthy relationship boundaries.  They make plans for Shilpa to meet Kajol’s guy that afternoon.  But, Nooo!  It’s the same guy!  Or else, secret identical twins!  Or, doppelgangers which will lead to confusion!  Anyway, somethings going on and once they meet each other’s boyfriends, it will all fall apart!

Speaking of boyfriends, Kajol has changed out of the horrible outfit, and is now riding in the car with SRK driving.  He is, again, brown-eyed, calm and confident and cool.  And flirty!  He tries to steal a kiss and she shoves him off.  Kajol tries to distract him by talking about how much she has talked him up to her sister, but Shahrukh is not to be bought off with compliments!  He gives her a stern look.  She switches to asking about the car, and how fun it is to drive, and if she can drive it.  Shahrukh is still in a snit, so he says “No!”  And then she screams!  Shahrukh hits the brakes, what is it what is it!  Ice cream!  She wants ice cream!  Ooo, was that a reference in that one scene in Dilwale?

Well, they don’t have ice cream here!  But there is a stall selling coconut water, so he will get her that.  I guess he is done being mad.  Or at least enough of a gentlemen to do so much.  He leaps out of the car and runs over to the stall asking for “ice-cream, I mean, coconut water” because she’s got his mind all turned around!  And, of course, it was all a scam and Kajol pulls off in the car with Shahrukh running after.

Kajol is all happy, but!  Motorcycle louts!  They spot the pretty girl in the cool car and start following her.  Kajol gets away, but they catch up, and block her in.  She stops and orders them away, and the Lead Lout (who is wearing a terrible jacket) responds, “Her speech is very spicy.  Let’s see how she tastes.”  Ewwww!  Almost as gross as Shahrukh’s sweat hair!

Kajol agrees with me that it is super gross, and slaps them.  And then they pull her out of the car and force her down on the road and it looks like a way more explicit rape scene than we usually get in these films!  But, it only lasts a second, she pulls away and starts running into a public park (another one!  Love the use of middle class Bombay settings in this).  First, she hides under an umbrella with a southern stereotype (dark, old, lacivious), but she runs away from him too, down a path, and around a corner behind a bush.  The guys follow her, there is the sound of a couple of hits, and then she and Shahrukh come out, arm in arm, sipping on a coconut.

Okay, that was really cool!  On so many levels!  Not the whole sequence, just how it ended.  That he is such a gentlemen and so tough that no one can harm her under his watch, he will just magically appear and take care of it.  That they drop right back into dreamy love walking with the coconut, like this whole attempted rape thing was just a minor interruption of their date.  That Abbas-Mustan lets us imagine the invisible fight scene instead of showing it to us.

And then they spoil the whole thing by giving us an actual fight scene.  Which I will ignore, except for a bit right at the end, in protest of how it would have been much better to leave it at the magical Shahrukh appearance and return to date.

So, fight-fight-fight, and then right at the end, one of the louts pulls a knife and manages to land a slice on Shahrukh’s arm.  The whole fight has been pretty silly and light-hearted, Shahrukh has been laughing and saying one liners.  But now, he looks down at his arm, and the camera focuses on the top of his head, and then he looks up, and his face is totally different.  Like, scary madman different.  And he pulls off his belt and beats the guy viciously with it.  Kajol!  Break up with him!  I would!  And I love Shahrukh1  Again, Handy Hints from Hideous Hair characters: if your boyfriend goes from laughing and happy to viciously beating an injured man with his belt, this is not a well-balanced individual!

But Kajol does not do this, instead, she takes everyone to the police station.  Huh!  The police station!  It legitimately did not occur to me that attempted roadside rape was a crime that was worth reporting in India.  But Kajol is insistant!  Especially after she sees her old friend, Karan!  He is from college and he is now a police officer, and he gets all soft and dreamy when he sees her.  Which, no duh, it’s Kajol!  Everyone should get soft and dreamy!  It comes off a little odd from this guy, since he is all big and muscle-y with a mustache, but it is still understandable.

And, party!  Shilpa is dancing dancing dancing.  To this song, which I guess was a hit in India in 1993?  And now has been re-released in America or something?  I don’t know modern American music, but it’s definitely the same song!

 

And I’m going to call that a song sequence, and therefore a breaking point!  Come back tomorrow for part 4.

(part 1 here, part 2 here, part 3 here, part 4 here, part 5 here and bullet point version here)

19 thoughts on “Baazigar! I am “juggling” (see what I did there?) multiple parts of this SRKajol rewatch: Part 3

  1. I HEART the costumes in the title song. My personal favourite has to be Kajol’s cobalt blue dress-choker combination (doesn’t she wear something of a similar colour in Dilwale’s Janam Janam? Waiiiiit…her Jaati Hoon Main dress was a similar colour too! What is it with Kajol and cobalt xD) and Shahrukh’s sailor outfit. Also, the gasp she lets out before “na baba darr lag raha hai” was real! Apparently the choreographer Saroj Khan told him to pinch her on the fourth count because she just wasn’t buying into all that exaggeration. I think she had the same reaction to most songs that required her to do excessively heroine-y things…which I kinda like about her haha. Has to be a testament to your acting skill if you can make even stuff you don’t like doing fun to watch for your audience!

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    • And in Ruk Ja from DDLJ! Or was that more of a turquoise than a cobalt?

      And I love Kajol’s impatience with the heroine-y stuff! It’s one of my favorite things about her, not just on film, but how real (and rude!) she can be in interviews and public appearances.

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  4. I thought of reading your DDLJ post but found Baazigar instead! MY FAV SRK movie in my early years. I was I think 7 when I watched it. And I told my mom *SPOILER ALERT* that I would do the same thing that Ajay does to those who hurt my dad. lol 🙂

    There is a mistranslation here(GAHHH SUBTITLESS!!): Baazigar is someone who takes a risk, Baazi means risk. Its usually used for cardsharps or betting champions So baazigar in the context of what he is saying is someone who bets on horses (big money so a particular horse would lose but he would win money in the end).

    The only difference is that this cardsharp has bet on himself. He is the underdog, he is the dark horse, no one expects him to win, but he does. And he knows he must lose a lot in the beginning in order to win later.

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    • Did your parents let you watch through to the end? I think somewhere in these posts I tell the story of my college roommate who thought until she was 20 that this movie had a happy ending. Because her parents just stopped the tape and set her to bed right before the last 5 minutes, and told her “and then Shahrukh and Kajol got married and it was very happy”.

      On Wed, Aug 23, 2017 at 1:46 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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      • Yeah my mother would have never heard the end of it if she did that with me. LOLZ. I was obsessed with Sharukh growing up.

        Also we didnt watch any movie at home (we didn’t have a TV) we watched everything in the local theatre and leaving it in the last 5 minutes would be a very bad idea!! Back then people would be dancing and screaming in the aisles (like it were a horse race 😛 ) in the last half an hour.

        I did watch it till the end. (My sister covered her eyes out of fear) but I wanted to see MADDDAAAN CHOPPPDDDAAA meet his sorry sorry end which he so justly deserved.

        I still feel strangely childishly solemn during all the sad scenes in this movie.

        And now that my father is no more, Ajay Sharma’s emotions are an even bigger part of me.

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    • Also me and my sister danced in our verandah for months together to the title song so I don’t get how anyone can’t like it. Its so melodious and fun and they are on a beach and its not a crowded Indian beach and he’s Zorro. I mean, it couldn’t be more perfect! 🙂

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        • I dreamt of him and even fought with mom that I wanted a blue nightie with lace trim. She would not allow for it.

          She sadly made the big mistake of taking me to Darr as well exactly a month later. Back then there were no reviews in the paper. But after that movie and the effect it had on me she started asking her friends for reviews and I missed out on a few movies because of that! (Dil Se, Agnishakshi 😦 ) I almost missed out on Rangeela too cause one of her friends told her Hai Rama was too sexy for a “budding” girl. I begged and begged and begged her before she relented with strict instructions that I was to close my eyes the moment she instructed me to 😛

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          • I didn’t watch Darr until I was 26. Just to make sure I was old enough to handle it 🙂

            Also, now I want to watch “Hai Rama” again and see if it causes a JHMS style sexual awakening within me!

            On Wed, Aug 23, 2017 at 2:03 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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          • The weirdest thing about Darr is that I didn’t want to be loved like Kiran! I wanted to be like Rahul. I wanted to obsessively love someone like that.

            Wanting to be like SRK/his characters was not so common back then, most girls wanted to be loved by him and I think my mom would have accepted that but she was in absolute shock that I wanted to imitate him. (She refused to let me go alone on a terrace of any building cause she knew I wanted to imitate that opening scene! 😛 )

            I finally watched Dil Se after being denied it (again my mom thought that it wouldn’t be good for me to see a terrorist and all those bombs etc but what I actually want to be is Amar!! 😛 )

            Every boyfriend of mine has been FREAKED the hell out when I tell them this. bwahahaha 😀

            There was one song that I remember caused a huge sexual awakening in me. Despite my mom’s friend’s supposition Hai Rama was not it- though I adore both Jackie and Urmila in it. It was “Morey Piya” from Devdas. I still can’t watch it without feeling tingly.

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          • Gazebo scene in KKHH for me. I know it’s a cliche, but it’s a cliche because it is SO GOOD!!!

            I totally get what you mean about wanting to be the male character, not the female. There’s all kinds of studies and stuff about that, female characters are just so BORING!!! So little girls learn to relate across gender lines. And little boys never do (thus the freak out of “wait, I am enjoying Wonder Woman, what does this MEAN????”)

            However, male or female, if my romantic partner said “I wanted to be like Shahrukh in Darr when I was a young”, I would definitely be a little cautious. Although really, I’d rather date Shahrukh in Darr than Sunny in Darr. So bossy! And he never listened!

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          • The Rahul of Darr was very loving, his problem was that he was psychologically problematic.

            I think he came back in a better version in Dil To Pagal Hai. That Rahul also never takes no for an answer, convinces and almost stalks Pooja into working with him, but lets the final decision be hers. But there for the first time I identified with the heroine a lot. I loved Pooja (I LOVE MADZ!) and I identified with her romantic silliness and her love for dance and I love the way she spoke of Rahul (in that last casette to Ajay and then in that last scene of the play). She basically describes the perfect dream man. ❤

            I always mention that I was 7 when I wanted to be like him and then I grew up and wanted to be Pooja 😛 So the boyfs have always freaked out and then teased me about being a stalker. My dream though is to go to switzerland and sing tu mere samne. (I love Ranveer for doing that <3)

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  5. Oh yes! When I was a kid playing adventure games with my friends I would always be Robin Hood while they were multiple Maid Marions. Much more interesting.
    Wow, long time since I thought of that. 🙂

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  6. Is the shirt SRK wears in the Baazigar title song the same one he wears in Tu Mere Samne? And if so whyyyyyy? Like, perhaps the costumer was into him and he turned him down and BAM – you have to wear the ugly SUPER 80s shirt in TWO MOVIES now. Honestly, if you’re wearing the same things on the beach AND on the ski slopes, there’s a chance your wardrobe’s a little thin.

    I am also a bit concerned that since it was 2 different production companies, perhaps it was SRKs *actual very own shirt* and if that’s the case, he’s right; he has terrible style sense.

    This is really bugging me. I neeeed to know and understand all!

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    • The costumer was SRK’s own wife during those days. That was before they had kids so she was hanging out on set with him anyway and took care of his clothes. She did say she got tired/bored of it and let Karan Johar take over eventually.
      That colorful shirt was so ugly but it’s iconic now!

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    • Anonymous already answered, Gauri picked his clothes back then. I have a conspiracy theory that she dressed him bad on purpose so woman wouldn’t steal him away.

      There was also an early interview I read, back when he has only one or two films and hadn’t hit it big, that talked about his notable over the top style as a way he stood out from the rest of the crowd, directors would notice him and reporters and so on. Back then everyone was wearing plain suits and boring clothes, he insisted on wearing brightly colored casual clothes. Think like Ranveer uses his fashion now. Good or bad doesn’t matter nearly as much as just getting people to notice it.

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      • I’m pretty sure that’s how I used to pick guys back then! And yes, I suspect Gauri was going for the stay-away effect. Now, about those shorts … 🧐 I keep thinking that if he does another Farah movie, she’ll get him to quit skipping leg day.

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