Terrible terrible news! You thought Shraddha in for Vaani was the worst heroine casting news possible, you haven’t heard this! Oh AISH!!!!! Why do you torture us so?
Aish Takes on a Nargis Role (no, not the current bad Nargis, the other good one)
Well, this is just a terrible idea! Nargis’ last film, Raat Aur Din, in which she played a woman with a split personality. By day a homemaker, by night a streetwalker. Handled with sensitivity and love for all the characters, featuring iconic Lata Mangeshkar songs, and Nargis’ last great performance which garnered her a National Award.
Now, it will be remade by Siddharth Anand. Who I love for eternity for Bang Bang, but as a director of a sensitive film about the social forces that can drive even the most seemingly levelheaded woman to madness? NO! And starring Aish, who is…….very pretty. And can sometimes accurately recite her dialogue. But for a complicated role which must garner sympathy from the audience, carry the entire film, and not insult the memory of one of India’s most beloved and revered actresses? NO!!!!!! A thousand times, NO!!!!!
Come, join me in my anger and misery. Let us mourn together.
How Everyone Spent Their New Years
This is just a collection of pictures from twitter, really. First, Ayaan and Alia and Ranbir went to Isreal to start their superhero movie shoot. I am still dubious because Alia still looks more like Ranbir’s daughter, or at least much younger kid sister, than a potential love interest. But interested in the Isreal filming location! And confused that they are all in coats, I thought Isreal was a warm country?
Meanwhile, Farhan went to Austria for the New Year with his daughter Akira. I approve of spending time with his daughter, I disapprove of taking off for Austria instead of WRITING DON 3!!!!!
Sanjay meanwhile spent the New Year in Dubai with all 3 of his kids. Which is exactly what he should be doing! Making up for lost time with the people who matter most. Also, I think the twins might finally be growing into their foreheads. And girl twin’s tiny little purse and too big patent leather shoes is KILLING ME with the cuteness.
Kareena and Saif continue to take vacations that make us all jealous, this time spending the holidays in Switzerland. And having an elegant adult date night for New Years.
More importantly, LOOK AT TAIMUR’S LITTLE CHRISTMAS ONESIE!!!!!
Oh, and the newlyweds were in Cape Town. Because Virat is back at work after taking allllllllllllll that time off. Such a slacker.
Meanwhile, Aish and Abhi spent the holiday visiting Gauri’s design store. Which seems weird, but okay I guess? Surely there were more fun things they could do. Either it is just a random coincidence, or it is an elaborate scheme to gather support from SRK and Guari in order to hide the mysterious whatever which is happening with Abhi. You pick which one! Oh, and poor Gauri. You never want to be the woman sitting next to Aish in a photo.
Meanwhile, Amitabh spent the new year with his granddaughters. Which is what my Grandpa used to do too! Before he got too old to stay up that late. And I believe we also made him wear funny little crowns.
Bonus Prabhas in Good Clothes
Is it possible? Is the long global nightmare over? Has Prabhas ACTUALLY HIRED A STYLIST????? Or is it all just for this one photoshoot? Oh well, we should enjoy it while it lasts anyway.
GQ put him in suits, which fit (more or less), and which are not disturbingly experimental. That’s all we want!
Which Prabhas do you like best? I think I might go for baggy tuxedo Prabhas. Because it makes him look extra tall.