News Round-Up Part 2: Brahmins Go to Court, Alia Bhatt Goes on Vacation, Inshallah Goes to Florida, Shruti Goes to America

More news! Whenever I do these posts, there is one story that really jumps out at people, and I can never predict which one it is. I wonder which it will be in this post?

Two Court Cases for Offending Brahmin Sentiments

Woo-hoo, the movie industries are addressing caste! Boo, they are getting sued for addressing caste. When the Article 15 trailer first came out, Emily raised some interesting questions about how films about caste tend to be received. And what I should have said, but didn’t, is that it is far more likely for the higher castes to object than the lower. Which is, in fact, what has happened. Both with Article 15, and with Pa Ranjith, a lower cast filmmaker from Tamil Nadu who made a public statement related to past violent land seizures from lower caste communities. (story here and here)

There’s nothing really “new” here if you have been following the Indian public culture for a while. Both stories had objections filed by random citizens/public interest groups under the usual “inciting riots and communal feelings” law. In both cases, the courts/police will publicly take the complaints seriously and eventually dismiss them or give a token slap on the wrist to the filmmakers. But the damage will already be done, the narrative of the “oppressed upper castes” will be upheld once again. Blurgh.

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Now let’s all go watch Celluloid and remember that the uppercaste objections to the film industry have been present since the very beginning and they always win because the world is horrible.

Alia Goes on Vacation

Well, Bharmastra is getting delayed again! Alia and Ranbir are going for a 10 day vacation in New York. They were noticed at the airport, and then Alia put out a clarification that she has been trying to kick a stomach bug, and thus is taking 10 days entirely off, which means she has to leave Bombay because she can’t relax in Bombay. (story here)

Couple of moderately interesting things here. First, that the news stories are focused on Alia taking time off, not Ranbir, although they are going together. Which could be because Alia is bigger news than Ranbir. Or because Alia going on vacation is bigger news than Ranbir going on vacation (because she works harder). Or just because Ranbir going to New York is obviously to visit his father in the hospital, while Alia going to New York is a whole different thing.

Mostly I am interested in two things, first the acknowledgement that Alia’s “job” of being a movie star is so all consuming that just being in Bombay means she can’t really take a break, which I believe. Hard to avoid going to a friend’s house to meet a writer, or needing to go to just one dress fitting, unless you are 100% gone. It’s the same reason filmmakers prefer location shooting, if they are in Bombay, the stars will just not be as available. Even if they are officially scheduled.

And second, does this story seem odd to you? A stomach bug bad enough to shut down filming and then fly off to New York all of a sudden? Maybe I’m just overly suspicious.

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Bhansali Goes to Florida

This is the most interesting thing I have read so far about the Salman-Alia-Bhansali movie! It’s gonna be set in Orlando! How weird is that? Bhansali has such an old-fashioned antique look to his movies, and I can’t imagine him finding that in Orlando. And this is also after Zero was just filmed there, they must have an aggressive film office and really good tax breaks. But really, Orlando? And Sanjay Leela Bhansali? How do these things fit together? (story here)

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I’m not saying their aren’t pretty places in Orlando, they are just more glass and concrete and cookie cutter houses, than the Bhansali fancy architectural gems look.

Shruti Haasan Goes to USA

Yaaaay, Shruti will no longer be ruining Indian films for me! Instead, she will be ruining American TV. But not really, because I wouldn’t be watching this show anyway. USA Network (for non-Americans, they are a decent cable channel with reliably popular middle of the road content, not edgy or envelope pushing and not with the audience of a broadcast network) is developing a show based on the Jason Bourne universe and are bringing Shruti in as an assassin. (story here)

Yes, I like her in this one song. But otherwise, I have no use for Shruti!

I assume they want that multi-cultural sweetspot that does well for them (this would not be their first show with a desi lead character), and Shruti is a nice level of experienced and known name from India who isn’t so successful that she will demand a ton of money, or just turn them down flat because she can do better at home. If any of you feel like watching this show, please report back on how she does! I kind of suspect Shruti will act better in English than she did in Hindi, if only because she knows the language better.


14 thoughts on “News Round-Up Part 2: Brahmins Go to Court, Alia Bhatt Goes on Vacation, Inshallah Goes to Florida, Shruti Goes to America

  1. Hrithik seems to have landed in another soup. His unstable sister is tweeting her support for Kangana and the Kangoli team claims she wants their help but they are blocking her number. They claim she is being assaulted by the Roshans. Now her creepy new boyfriend has come out claiming the Roshans are against him because he is Muslim. This whole family has so many issues.


  2. This news about Bhansali in Florida. when I read it, I was like: what? This movie gets weirder and weirder .

    And for Alia and Brahmastra, so you think there are serious problems with this film?


    • I think there are serious problems with just the concept for the film. A 3 film series that will be shot all in one go and cost enormous amounts of money, based on a property with no established fan base? That’s just crazy. Even Bahubali they released the first one before finishing the second and adjusted the budget and planning according to the response. And it was only two movies. And it was a familiar Puranic style story. This is supposed to be a modern day superhero story, which means the audience and the filmmakers are both unfamiliar with the genre, and they are committing the time and money to all 3 films before even seeing if the first film works? No, terrible idea.

      I can see the thinking, that the Hollywood superhero films are doing so well, they should do one of their own. But start small! Do one movie and see if it works, then plan for the trilogy! That’s what Marvel studios did, they didn’t jump right into The Avengers, they did a bunch of successful one-off superhero films first to prove success then got ambitious.

      They’ve had a lot of “health” delays already, but that to me seems more like part of the ambition, such a long shooting schedule you are guaranteeing someone will get sick at some point and add on more delay.

      But what I really can’t help but think is, is Alia pregnant? Stomach problems, sudden rush to visit Ranbir’s parents in New York, hmmm. I won’t put it in the post because I don’t want to start the rumor, but just between us, what do you think?

      On Mon, Jun 24, 2019 at 4:16 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



        • Oh good, it’s not just me with the cynical mind when I read “stomach problems” followed by a sudden break in shooting.

          On Mon, Jun 24, 2019 at 7:18 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



          • I think Alia being pregnant might be a possibility…but they certainly are not going to NY for engagement/wedding…more likely to be an abortion…she has all these films lined up…she can’t just back out of Brahmastra, Takth, RRR, and Bhansali movie?!? That would be career suicide!


          • She and Ranbir have been getting really serious really fast already, I wouldn’t be that surprised if they decided to get married instead. And I think Brahmastra might be the only movie that has so much filmed she couldn’t be replaced?

            On Mon, Jun 24, 2019 at 9:06 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



          • My first thought was the same as yours, Margaret. And at this time of her career, getting a child would be “too early”. But okay, it’s only an assumption among others 😉


    • Oh, and yes with Bhansali! A modern day love story set in a modern American city in Florida with a romance with a 25 year age gap. What???? For once I am actually curious to see a Bhansali movie.


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