Valentine’s Week of Sex Ranking Post: Of the Films Where Hrithik Had/Will Have Sex, Rank from Best to Worst

I already did this for Shahrukh, and I suspect fewer people will care about Hrithik than SRK. But lets see! And this time I am including movies where he doesn’t actually have sex on screen but will have sex shortly after the film ends.

Kaho Na Pyar Hai

Evidence: He’s very energetic and enthusiastic, and they certain seem happy on that desert island

Mujshe Dosti Karoge

Evidence: He’s INSANE!!! And that’s hot

Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon

Evidence: Kareena’s face seems really really happy

Dhoom 2

Evidence: He and Aish are both very pretty

Jodha Akbar

Evidence: The waaaaaiiiiiitttttiiiiiiing. And then the music swelling and all that like it is Epic and History Changing.

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Evidence: The next day he is ready to change his whole life in order to stay with her


Evidence: Only time he seems relaxed in the whole movie

Krrish 3

Evidence: He has terrible hair and she’s still willing to stay married to him. Also, superhero sex!

Bang Bang

Evidence: He is such a good dancer, and she really enjoyed her first kiss



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My rankings:

  1. Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara: They just love each other so much! Plus, equal experience.
  2. War: Both so strong, they can just throw each other around!
  3. Agneepath: All that pain and misery going away for just a moment!
  4. Jodha-Akbar: Sex so good it is historic
  5. Bang Bang: She’s enthusiastic, he is kind and confident, seems a good combination
  6. Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon: They are really really into each other, but sand?
  7. Kaho Na Pyar Hai: Both inexperienced, plus all that sand, I’m just not thinking it was that great. Good for them, but not comparable to the others.
  8. Dhoom Again: I just feel like they would both be pausing all the time to think about how pretty they are
  9. Krrish 3: Can anyone really get past that hair?
  10. Mujshe Dosti Karoge: I’ve decided it was terrible, because Hrithik is super sexual and has crazy kinky needs, and Rani just isn’t.

4 thoughts on “Valentine’s Week of Sex Ranking Post: Of the Films Where Hrithik Had/Will Have Sex, Rank from Best to Worst

  1. Your ranking and reasons are hilarious!!
    An important omission is Yaadein!! They probably had sex at some point…also since both Hritikh and Karenaa are so ridiculous and over-the-top it probably led to some dramatic sex


  2. I care! I care! Here’s my rankings

    1. Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara: Agree, Hrithik just looks so happy when Kat sits in his lap and asks “Is this better?” and he replies “The best.” ❤️
    2. War: We all know how I feel about this one but it is number 2 because we never actually see them in a clinch (sob).
    3. Jodha-Akbar: Not only historic but jaw droppingly beautiful with the silks and curtains and jewels.
    4. Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon: They are so hot for each other they won’t notice the sand burns and inconvenient sand in their bits and pieces until the next day.
    5. Dhoom Again: Too greasy, plus they’d stain the sheets with their fake tans.
    6. Mujhse Dosti Karoge: Rani is kind of weirdly asexual in this one, now that you mention it. Which makes no sense because obviously she can turn on the sexual energy when she wants to.
    7. Kaho Na Pyar Hai: Not only inexperienced but with about as much sex appeal as a Ken and Barbie. Like they don’t even have the right body parts.
    8. Bang Bang: Eh, they have zero chemistry in this and after ZNMD it’s bizarre. Apparently Zoya is phenomenal at directing actors.

    Haven’t seen Agneepath or Krrish 3


    • Thank goodness SOMEONE cares!

      Glad we agree on ZNMD. And now I am worried about fake tan stains all over in Dhoom 3. Their whole house is white! It must have looked so gross by the time they moved out!

      Watch Agneepath but be warned it is sad, avoid Krrish 3 if at all possible (So. Bad.)

      Oh, and I just wrote a MDK fanfic, if you need something very very sexy and not very well-written. Hrithik goes on sexual walkabout with Sushmita Sen!

      On Thu, Feb 13, 2020 at 9:23 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



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