Woot! The DCIB favorite! Let’s see if we can think of new things to say, after many many posts, many many comments, and a previous watchalong on twitter.
First, Happy Birthday Rachel!!!! This is in her honor, and her movie choice, so yaaaaay! What a great party!
Second, Jab Harry Met Sejal! Woot woot! You can watch on Netflix, youtube, googleplay, or your own DVD. I’ll put the first comment below when it is time to start, and then you just comment along with any old thing that pops into your head.
dontcallitbollywood 
How can any of the women or men bikers not crash to the water once they see SRK with that low unbuttoned shirt? The man could stop traffick by the way he looks
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He often wears his shirts open to that point in real life too
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He looooooooooves his clavicle
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So do I
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No, he knows that YOU (and a billion others) LOVE his clavicle.
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I think knowing Hindi would be helpful in this scene.
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What I’ve been told is that you really need to know Punjabi, because when he gets irritated Harry keeps dropping into Punjabi slang.
I’ve also been told that Anushka’s Gujurati accent is not good (like a bad southern accent or New York accent in American films). You and I are saved from caring about that, because we can’t even understand the Hindi let alone the accent!
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Vote now: Harry only flirts with bored married women, or with innocent young girls too? Or mix and match?
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He doesn’t flirt with the innocent, but they don’t have to be married.
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I will accept that
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The more I see this movie, the less the “womanizer” plot line makes sense, and the less I care.
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Innocent girls
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But he seems so uninterested in Anushka! Who is as innocent as it comes.
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She’s a pain. Too much work. Girls usually fall into his lap so to speak.
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SRK is so baffled it is adorable
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His face at the words ‘full copulation’
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And his eyes when she started the whole deciding to write it down, so big in a “What?” way
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I handle legal matter in family bidness
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Her family soooooooooooooo doesn’t appreciate her. I bet she has added crazy value to their company and they just pat her on the head and think of it as making her a more valuable prospect on the marriage market.
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Anushka’s dialogues crack me up!
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Love that kinda Romeo and Juliet balcony shot, but not really
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Anushka’s hair is fully down for the first time in this scene. QUICK! Come up with a character point to explain it!
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She is discussing his sex life!
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The first time I saw the film I never thought Anushka was pretty, it wasn’t till the PJs on the balcony seen on my second viewing that I realized she looks like a model.
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Anushka’s face is fascinating! Depending on how it is made up, she can look gorgeous, or childish. It’s perfect for this movie as she slowly accepts her own beauty as a mature woman.
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White people awkwardly dancing on the boat.
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I have a loud, out spoken, blunt, gorgeous friend with a giant heart. Thus I’ve very fond of Anushka’s character.
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I like her in it too. She is just so ridiculous.
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I love that they start by going to a historical reinactment of an pointless activity. Just as Anushka is going through the motions but for no real reason beyond showing others she is doing it
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His laughing at her is insanely sexy.
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The local cinema found a lost pearl earring for me… but it was the same evening, lol
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My ring fell off between the seats on an airplane, and the heroic flight attendants rescued it for me with a hanger. But I knew where it was, just couldn’t reach it.
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Never occurred to me that ‘forget this ring, get another one’ when he says it might be about him forgetting her
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Or about her forgetting Rupen.
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Anushka is getting into everyone’s shot.
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I love that clueless Anushka tells SRK HE doesn’t understand emotions.
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Right
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I want Anushka’s gold glitter romper!
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It looks TERRIBLE on her! You must be a model.
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But it is soooooooooo unflattering! Get it, but get it so it fits you. And don’t wear a vest with it.
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Oh I agree, its terrible on her and I do think it is on purpose. But I still love all the head to toe gold glitter! I actually own something very similar that I wear during Christmas and New Years every year. I feel like a giant disco ball.
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I like how they filmed the hallway peek scene.
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This outfit is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!! She is a beautiful super skinny woman and it makes her look babyish and chubby. So also, soooooooooooooooo good since I am sure that is what the costumers were told to do, make her look like a teenager sneaking into a club.
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Yes she needs to look like she doesn’t fit in
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The bro hug
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Was dancing to that song in the kitchen yesterday (Parinda)
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Naval thing, sexy or no? I mean, if it weren’t SRK doing it, would it be sexy?
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ACtually I thought it was gross.
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Yeah, I’ve heard that from a few people. I like to think that the issue is Real SRK doesn’t know what move would be sexy here, it’s not his kind of sexy
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I’m split
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Works for me!
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I am having a slight flashback to LAK2020 with the whole looking from the other side of the disco at the person
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Nikki is NOT innocent, thus SRK will make a play?
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Yes, support for our theory!!!! Not married, very young, but not innocent
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I can see Anushka’s character buying a gold romper specifically because she thinks it will come in handy on her European tour.
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And then being too scared to wear it until now and being excited to pull it out
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Amsterdam has the highest murder rate in it’s country, like 3 a year…. I can’t think why he wouldn’t let a grown woman dance at a club. But well, I’m not Indian.
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Because he’s already secretly in love and doesn’t want to leave her? Or, because she could fall off her heels into a canal?
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This might be more support for our “young but not innocent” theory of who SRK seduces. Anushka is reacting pretty much like any woman would, Shahrukh just isn’t used to spending time with woman like her.
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Some how Anushka angry makes me think of my puppy, such a silly little angry huff!
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From his reaction, I think Shahrukh is also seeing her as a bit of a puppy. Irritating, but he can’t really blame her because she doesn’t know any better, and so cute when she is sleeping.
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My husband is playing guitar in the kitchen, and he is making pizza for the family. So sweet, and yet I really wish the singing would stop interferring with JHMS!
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Hate THIS SCENE.
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THought I am a bit better with it after all the previous discussions of it on Margaret’s blog.
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This movie gets better each time I see it
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He has so many buttons buttoned! Why so many buttons SRK? Are you cold?
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Hahahaha
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Prague! I lived in Europe for 4 years and this is the only place I’ve actually seen in the film!
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Oh, and Prague is dangerous. His following her is a good idea.
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I’m trying to contrast this with the Dostana scene where Amitabh shames Zeenat for her bathing suit, but its too early here.
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Love that all the background extras are couples as she walks down the street. Foreshadowing!
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WHAT IS THIS CLUB????? I know people who regular go to real life sex clubs like this, and you can’t just walk in and be assaulted and stuff.
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This guy is so so creepy he scares me
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Oh oh! Her hair is all loose again! And she’s in red again! I am lost, there must be a theory to explain it.
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SRK’s reaction tho! I cannot stop laughing!
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And he looks so short in this sea of European men! It’s so cute and funny! Now he is the puppy
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Me too I’m LOLing at his barking
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There is an extra in a romper they show in the club, and later as they are running out they show her waiting in line to get into the club. whoops.
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Maybe it is just a popular romper in Prague that year
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Was someone else in this scene wearing a gold romper like Anushka’s previous gold romper? Maybe the costumer found a sale on gold rompers?
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Well the second gold romper has long sleeves and fits the extra better.
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Heretofore known as ‘gold romper continuity problem scene’
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We need to do one of those conspiracy theory things for this movie based on gold rompers. It’s really about the gold market in India versus Europe! You just have to follow the rompers, and use the third letter of every word in the Russian subtitles!
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🤣
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Butt watch: when he crouches and scampers back and forth, the jeans are definitely pulled tight along the back. But then, he is bending over.
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😜
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In my opinion this is where it starts, he doesn’t want her to cry. He wants her to be okay, he cares…
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I say, it already started, this is where it takes off uncontrollably. He could pretend he didn’t care until now, but now he can’t.
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I love that she says “rape” out loud.
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And that he is the one who can’t say it, she really is more practical to his romantic.
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Oooh, one of my favourite scenes coming up! The eyes, the intensity!
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Yes, so good
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Me too!
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I suddenly feel like saying Tujme Rab Dikhta Hai .. Yaara Mein Kya Karu
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That was my kitchen song today
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