Happy Aditya Chopra Week!!!!! Sex-Marry-Punch, Aditya Chopra Heroes

Oh boy! Aditya Chopra week! The beauty of Adi’s career is that it is so very limited. Even if I include the movies he scripted along with the ones he directed, still a tiny list.

I’m gonna include his Dad’s movies, Dil To Pagal Hai and Veer-Zaara and Jab Tak Hain Jaan, because he was obviously so closely involved. And his own movies too.

Important Rule: It’s Sex OR Marry OR Punch. Meaning, if you marry one of these dudes, you never ever get to have sex with them by any definition of sex (let’s say they have a non-fatal and non-debilitating injury which completely killed their sex drive and it would be an unkind thing to expect sex as part of marriage). If you Punch them, also No Sex. And if you Marry, no Punch, you have to be a loving wife. And if you Sex, no marriage, it’s a one and done no commitment thing.

Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayange-Raj

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Dil To Pagal Hai-Rahul

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Mohabbatein-Raj

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Mohabbatein-Narayan Shankar

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Veer-Zaara-Veer

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Jab Tak Hain Jaan-Samar

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Befikre-Dharam

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Okay! I’m gonna do this!

DDLJ-Raj: Marry. I doubt he would be very good at Sex, and he’s rich, and would be a super kind understanding husband

DTPH-Rahul: Sex. Too much energy and nerves for me to want to marry him. But not irritating enough to punch. And too sexy to leave alone.

Mohabbatein-Raj: Marry. Too sweater-y for sex, but he is going to inherit that school, and the campus is gorgeous.

Mohabbatein-Narayan Shankar: Punch. Obviously and always.

Veer-Zaara-Veer: Punch. Way too self-sacrificing, needs a wake-up call.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi-Surinder: Sex. This was a very very hard choice.

Jab Tak Hain Jaan-Samar: Sex. I don’t need to marry that much angst.

Befikre-Dharam: Punch. Too young and dumb to be good for anything.

Okay, your turn!

9 thoughts on “Happy Aditya Chopra Week!!!!! Sex-Marry-Punch, Aditya Chopra Heroes

  1. Narayan: Punch
    Befikre: Punch
    Samar: …(no answer)
    Surinder: Marry, I guess?
    Veer: Sex
    Mohabattein Raj: Punch (he’s VERY annoying)
    Rahul: UGH. (no answer)
    DDLJ Raj: Marry…I suppose? I agree with the money thing, but I also think he’d be good at sex after some time. Can’t decide.

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    • It is a very hard serious of questions!

      Is no answer for Samar because it is too hard to decide between all the tempting options, or because you don’t want anything to do with him?

      On Sat, May 16, 2020 at 1:33 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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      • Well, partly it’s hard to answer because I haven’t seen all of the movie. But also he’s so sweet AND SO FRUSTRATING. I wish there was a friend option I could use for him and Rahul.

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  2. DDLJ-Raj: I will steal your answer. He is rich so marry
    DTPH-Rahul: can’t say because I haven’t seen the movie
    Mohabbatein-Raj: Punch
    Mohabbatein-Narayan Shankar: Stab
    Veer-Zaara-Veer: I’m undecided. He is so sexy, but also great husband material. Ok, marry
    Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi-Surinder: marry because he is so nice and gentle
    Jab Tak Hain Jaan-Samar: Sex of course
    Befikre-Dharam: Punch

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    • Your Narayan Shankar answer isn’t technically an option, but I will accept it because I have felt the same way.

      I am a little worried that you are not fulfilling all your sexual needs! Really? Just Samar?

      On Sat, May 16, 2020 at 5:09 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. DDLJ-Raj: Marry since he is willing to fight for love

    DTPH-Rahul: Sex

    Mohabbatein-Raj: Marry 

    Mohabbatein-Narayan Shankar: Punch

    Veer-Zaara-Veer: Another one who will go to the ends of the earth – Marry
    *this question really needs 2 parts – flashback Veer and present-day Veer. If I can do that it’s Sex flashback Veer and Marry present-day Veer

    Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi-Surinder: we talked about this during Shahrukh month…it would be super fun to Sex that guy up and rock his world. But most likely Marry.

    Jab Tak Hain Jaan-Samar: Sex. He’s always gonna be obsessed with the one who got away, heart unavailable but other parts should be fine. 

    Befikre-Dharam: Punch (multiple times)

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    • But present day Veer has that hidious fake grey hair, I don’t know if I could live with that day after day after day.

      On Sat, May 16, 2020 at 6:20 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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