Smoking is injurious to health and bad and wrong and so on and so forth. But OMG is it sexy. And inspirational for those of us who are a little afraid of disagreeing with doctors.
I have now convinced myself that I am going to fail the blood pressure test tomorrow and they will cancel my surgery and I will be crippled for life. You know why I fail blood pressure tests? Because I am convinced I will fail blood pressure tests and that raises my blood pressure to, like, panic attack levels. And then I take it at home and I am FINE!
Anyway, in this brief moment when there is still a chance I will get the surgery, before tomorrow when it will inevitably be canceled because my life sucks, I am going to distract myself with SRK smoking pictures. See how brave and tough and strong he is! I go to the doctor and get bullied and scared, Shahrukh goes to the doctor and doesn’t even listen when they tell him to stop smoking! I need to be tough like that and less polite and respectful and accommodating.
Okay, next time I go to a doctor, I am going to say “I don’t think I have high blood pressure, but I think I might need an anti-anxiety prescription. No, I am going to say “I KNOW I don’t have high blood pressure, and I KNOW I need an anti-anxiety prescription.” Right? Nothing to be afraid of, if they say “no”, it’s just more money and time to find another doctor who will say “yes”.