Shahrukh Birthday Countdown BATTLE OF THE CHAMPIONS: Who is Sexier, Don or Harry or Jug?

Oh yeah, I’m not afraid to ask the tough questions! Sometimes multiple times, I feel like I have done a variation of this post before but I couldn’t confirm in the archives, so I am going ahead with it!

Some internet message board I read years ago described Don as “sex on legs”, which seems like a completely fair analysis. He’s confident, he’s powerful, and he’s got a sort of “no rules” vibe which is extremely appealing.

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Harry, poor traumatized Harry, is all about tempting and promising and taunting until you are all aflutter and ready to fall at his feet.

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Jug, it’s about comfort in himself. He knows who he is, he knows what he is doing, and because he is so centered, he is able to reach out and sincerely care about others as well.

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Now, if they were all lined up for you at a meat market and you had to rank them PURELY IN TERMS OF SEXINESS, who would you pick first?


22 thoughts on “Shahrukh Birthday Countdown BATTLE OF THE CHAMPIONS: Who is Sexier, Don or Harry or Jug?

  1. Don, I think. Jug seems like he’d be annoying with all that intuitiveness, while not really being willing to open up about his own stuff, ya know? And Harry’s just too mercurial. I feel like I’d want to smack him upside the head and tell him to snap out of it!


    • Yep, from that logic Don is very closed off and focused and won’t bring any messy “emotions” into the bedroom with him, just sex.

      On Thu, Sep 17, 2020 at 2:24 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



    • No! I thought Bad Boys were secretly damaged and good? Or at least had a kind of cocky way of doing random kind acts that made up for all their bad? you are ruining my illusions

      On Thu, Sep 17, 2020 at 4:18 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  2. None of the above. Kaali from Dilwale. He has it all – the dangerous edge of Don, the mercurial changes of Harry and the empathetic kindness of Jug. (And, frankly, screaming “Jug” in the throes of passion is a little off putting.)


  3. I CAN’T BELIEVE this is even a debate. Harry, who is like addicted to sex, and really good at it, is the SEXIEST! Don is sexy, but I don’t actually want to have sex with him. And Jug is an artist, and a therapist; perhaps a great partner but the actual sex? If you want a good lay, go for Harry.


    • You realize you are the FIRST person to vote for Harry? Truly, what is the world coming to?

      So ideally, you spend time with Don and get your motor going, then go off and have wild sex with Harry, then say good-bye never to see him again and return to your partner Jug.

      On Thu, Sep 17, 2020 at 9:00 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



    • Hard second to everything Genevieve said. Don is sexy but he doesn’t care about anyone but himself, very very bad trait in bed. Jug is kind and funny but missing that edge. Harry is the touch of danger but really into his partner perfect mix.


  4. Oh, if it’s only a “having sex with them” thing, I would take them all (including Kaali)…one by one…”chacun à m o n goût”…I could tie Don at the bed (so it’s I who makes the rules) and the other three, it would be very playful with a lot of laughter (I like humour in bed)…


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