Well, I got no sleep, and it is overcast today, and I am very much looking forward to finishing work, going home, leaving again, going to a movie, and then falling into bed for about 20 hours. In the meantime, to keep me going, I am going to post the silliest SRK Photoshoot Photos I can find. And please feel free to post more in the comments if you can find them. (down a line, past in the url of the photo, down another line)
(A lot of these are ad campaign photoshoots, because I guess Shahrukh will do anything if you pay him enough)
I’m gonna start with my favorite. I love this photo. And yet, I can also acknowledge that it is a bit over the top to play into the fantasy quite so much. And also, spiked shoes?
Oh Shahrukh! This is not a practical way to ride a motorcycle. A wig is not the same as a helmut, and body oil is not the same as a shirt.
TOOTH!
Oh dear! He put in so much hair gel, it stuck his fingers together!
I don’t know. Shahrukh the technology butler?
So I guess he has a full jacket when deliver the HD, but a different jacketless outfit for inspecting it?
This shirt is the ugliest thing he, or anyone else in the history of the world, has ever worn.
Moths! Moths with scissors have been at his wardrobe!
These moths are terrible. He is clearly taking a moment in silence for the death of his clothing, cut to pieces by ravenous insects.
Oh Shahrukh, you can’t just paint a shirt on, even if all of yours have wholes now.
I love the picture, but I really love the depth of the statement. It feels like it says everything that ever needed to be said, right? Frooti IS my mango, and my mango, it is Frooti.
Frooti is my mango, my mango, it is frooti. Oye bubbly oye bubbly oye bubbly. Pepsi.
(I want to spend a million dollars and get Amitabh to record that in his Amitabh voice)
This is the most uncomfortable position I have ever seen someone attempt to use a computer. Can he even see the screen?
I start with Dabboo, I end with Daboo.
Daboo. Frooti is my mango. My mango, it is Frooti. Oye Bubbly Oye Bubbly Oye Bubbly. Pepsi, Daboo.
(did I mention I got almost no sleep last night? And I am now giggling hysterically at work? Oye bubbly)
dontcallitbollywood 
You need sleep badly….no caffeine for a week.😴😴😴
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But it’s making me so inspired! I feel like a genius writer person!
On Fri, Oct 12, 2018 at 2:48 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Have you ever tasted Frooti? When we were in India they served it on a domestic flight. I was soooo excited. It was VILE. Too too sad. But when we were there this time and doing our own cooking, we ordered from Big Basket. An Indian friend said,how do YOU know about Big Basket? When Carol and I said in unison: “ Shah Rukh is the brand ambassador!” She cracked up!
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I am so jealous! The best I did was buy a Parker Pen for Amitabh.
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I buy Dhawat (spelling is wrong, I’m sure) rice cos it has Amitabh’s pic on the packet.
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Oh you SRK fans 😛 Frooti is disgusting. Haven’t had it in years. But SRK endorses multiple things, I’m sure you can find something to suit you.
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I kind of want to try a Tag Hauer watch but I think they might be a) extremely expensive and b) for men only.
On Sat, Oct 13, 2018 at 5:28 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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They are expensive, but I remember Priyanka endorsing it as well, so it’s for both men and women. Maybe you can get someone to gift it to you?
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But if I got the woman’s version, than it would be a Priyanka watch instead of a Shahrukh watch! no, I’ll look around for something totally gender neutral and buy that.
On Sun, Oct 14, 2018 at 1:49 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Daboo’s photos are bad and I can’t figure out how he’s gotten all these famous people to pose for him.
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It’s because his daughter is the cutest little girl in the history of the world, the photo shoot is just celebs playing with his kid while he takes pictures. No really, if you look at the “making of” videos, that’s what it is. They better be putting half the photo money in her college fund because she earned it.
On Fri, Oct 12, 2018 at 2:51 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Shahrukh is Sikh in this tooth ad because his head in turban has tooth shape? Nevermind, still me fav photo 🙂
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I like that it is clearly just an ad for teeth. No commercial product in sight, he just really wants us to consider teeth.
On Fri, Oct 12, 2018 at 4:33 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I am a dentist, but I have not a clue of why on earth Srk in Sikh disguise would be pointing to a PLASTER TOOTH!
Now; as a NRSF, Non Resident Srk Fan, I implore someone to have mercy and enlighten me about that Oye Bubbly object pointing to his mouth!!!
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Maybe he is just very pro-dentist?
On Sat, Oct 13, 2018 at 11:05 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I love the sheer loopiness of this post, and it gave me many giggles ;).
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Oh good! That was the hope. Also, Poetry!
On Sat, Oct 13, 2018 at 3:47 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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