I am a deep believer in the “God has a plan” theory and also the “Butterfly effect” theory. Meaning that I don’t like to make big wishes for fear they will come true and somehow mess with The Universe. But I think the following small wishes should be safe and not permenantly damage anything. Join me in combining our powers to Make Them So!
Sooryavanshi Includes a Shirtless Wrestling Scene Between Akshay Kumar and Ajay Devgan
If I have to see yet ANOTHER Akshay movie, I want to be rewarded with some classic Akshay Kumar man-love. And Akshay and Ajay wrestling? It would be The Dream. So long as I am putting things out in the universe, can this also be part of a song sequence so we can all watch it on youtube without needing to see the rest of the movie?
Ranbir Kapoor Takes an 18 Year Paternity Leave
IF Alia is pregnant, and IF she decides to continue the pregnancy, then I want her to go right back to work and Ranbir to turn into a hipster stay at home Dad for 18 years. Also, so long as I am making wishes, I want him and Saif and Ranveer (who would also be a stay at home Dad to Dips’ possible off-spring) to start a Daddy’s play group together and live stream it on the internet.
Shahrukh Grows a Beard and Starts Wearing Glasses Again
I don’t want to interfere with his professional or personal decisions, but I feel like I can at least make this little wish without hurting anything. I miss the glasses! And I really really miss the beard. Just seeing them pop-up on the occasional airport and instagram shot would make me so happy.
Amazon Drops Their ErosNow Partnership
I just sent in ANOTHER angry message to amazon about how ErosNow movies don’t have subtitles. We will see if that, along with Positive Thinking, has an effect. Amazon is so powerful, surely they can figure out a way to get the rights to the ErosNow catalogue without using the stupid ErosNow features. I would so much rather pay $1.99 to rent a film individually on Amazon WITH SUBTITLES than have to pay the “subscription” to ErosNow only to realize the movie I want, once again, has no subtitles. Let us all try to make it happen.
Prabhas Gets a New Stylist
Perhaps the most important thing to wish for, it would take so much ugliness out of the world.