This was going to be a post of “Rani’s sexiest songs”, but she has been in WAY too many sexy songs. So instead I am limiting to Rani-Aamir only, and will probably do Rani-Shahrukh and Rani-Abhishek and Rani-Everyone Else so on later.

Is it possible for something to be goofy, and innocent, and sweet, and also sexy? If so, “Aati Kya Khandala” is the sexiest Rani-Aamir song ever. “Aati Kya Khandala” Ghulam

This one isn’t funny exactly, but it is sweet and earthy, and I have to admit the mustache works. Or at least the way Rani is looking at the mustache works. “Jee Le Zaraa” Talaash

The steamy car opening is super sexy, but some of the dancing in the rain parts feel like they might be trying too hard. “Aankhon Se Tune Kya” Ghulam

The whole song is good, but the last minute is what moves it up to second to last on this list “Holi Re” Mangal Pandey.

Okay, remember how “Aati Kya Khandala” was funny and yet also sexy? “Jadoo Hai” I feel like transitions from sexy to funny by accident around about the splitting logs scene.

And finally, this one! Where Rani is cute, and the song is catchy, but the dance moves are way way too goofy to be sexy. Also, a silver suit? Really Aamir? “Kali Nagin Ne Jaise” Mann