Valentine’s Week of Sex Competition Post! Name Twins Compete for Sexiest Crown!

No Shahrukh! He would skew the results. Instead, I am putting a bunch of non-SRKs up against each other in a series of matched pairs. Good news is, you don’t need to have heard of any of these people before!!!!! Just look at the photos and make a snap judgement. Like picking out a bride.

Not acting ability, personality, personal life, any of that. Just pure sex appeal, who do you prefer?

Arjun K

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Or Arjun R?

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Sid M

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Or Southern Sid?

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Harsh Kapoor

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Or Harsh Rane?

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Aditya Roy Kapoor

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Or Shahid Kapoor?

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Ranveer Singh

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Or Ranbir Kapoor?

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Varun Dhawan

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Or Vicky Kaushal?

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And finally, the grand finale hardest choice of all:

Young Shashi Kapoor

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Versus Older Chubby Shashi

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(no, you can’t pick 35-45 Shashi, that is clearly the best choice which is why I am removing it. You gotta go 22 or 52, no in between)

My choices, purely based on sex appeal:

Arjun R.

Sid M

Harsh K




Old Shashi

Overall winner….Sid M! I’m shallow.

36 thoughts on “Valentine’s Week of Sex Competition Post! Name Twins Compete for Sexiest Crown!

  1. Okay…if I see “sexy” as desirable, inviting and intriguing, the choices are easy for me: Arjun Rampal, Sid Malhotra, Harshvardhan Rane, Shahid, Varun and Ranveer. As for Shashi, I don’t find him sexy but attractive – young and old.

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    • Yes! I purposefully didn’t just do shirtless photos. I went for photos where they are looking at the camera, so you can think about how they would be.

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 9:53 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  2. So I must judge only the photo? Because e.g Arjun Rampal looks better here, but I know how sexy Arjun K is when he talks and moves. But ok, only the photos:
    Arjun R
    Southern Sid
    Harsh Kapoor (thanks God the terrible tattoo is not visible on the pic)
    Ranveer (Ranbir has the sexy pose but I don’t like his face)
    Young Shashi


    • Really? Southern Sid? Sid M seems so much sexier to me.

      I tried very hard to be fair with the photos in order to make this an even battle. For instance, I gave Varun his super sexy pose, and Vicky a not so sexy, so they would meet in the middle. Ditto Ranveer/Ranbir.

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 11:20 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  3. My choices based purely on those pics are :-
    Arjun R – Nothing beats Arjun on a still pic. The man knows how to pose.
    Sid M – He’s just so pretty.
    Harsh K – No idea who this is but he’s cuter than the other guy.
    ARK – No choice. I’ve been turned off SK since Kabir Singh.
    Ranbir – Wins but only because I had to make a choice.
    Vicky K – He’ll always be cuter than VD.
    Old Shashi – Tough choice but knowing twinkle in his eyes wins out. And yeah, 35-45 Shashi would’ve been no choice at all. He’d have beaten them all, no sweat.


    • Finally Sid M gets some love! Agree, so pretty.

      Harsh K is Anil’s son, who somehow came out look like Anil but much much more beautiful.

      Yeah, I really wasn’t fair giving Ranbir that super sexy photo. When he tries to be sexy, he super is.

      Yep, older Shashi! We had a discussion in the comments once about how what makes Shashi so sexy is that he only loves one woman, but tragically that is also what makes him impossible for other women to enjoy. Technically older Shashi was single, but you know he is still super off limits to the women of the world. Such a waste!!!!

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 12:27 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



      • Huh! I had no idea that Anil Kapoore has a son. I only knew about Sonam. Well like father, like son, I guess. Harsh is very handsome.

        Speaking of sons and Shashi, i just found out that one of his grandsons is a theater actor! A friend saw him months ago in a play. She only told me recently after finding out about my new found appreciation/obsession with Shashi. He’s apparently pretty good.


        • Really? Is he acting in London or Bombay? I know Shashi’s daughter is running Prithvi theaters in Bombay, but I think both his sons settled in England?

          On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 1:30 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



          • I just did a bit of research – turns out Karan, the hot Bombay Dyeing model lives in London and is a photographer. But the other son Kunal lives in Mumbai and is a ad film-maker. His son, Zahan Prithviraj Kapoor(cool name) is the theatre actor.


          • Oh cool! I think Kunal is acting a little too? Someone is anyway, because I’ve seen a Shashi son playing a father in some movies.

            Probably shouldn’t start an elaborate plan to go to Bombay, find the play Zahan is in, casually wait outside the dressing rooms, and then seduce him, right?

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          • For some reason I can’t make a reply to your reply. Stupid wordpress.

            LOL at the plan to seduce Zahan. Mostly because I don’t think that play is running anymore. 😉 I do admit I’ve taken a little peek at his insta. @zahankapoor
            And here’s Karan’s insta. @karankapoor_photographer He is really good.


          • I’m immensely grateful to have found people here who appreciate Shashi – my favourite after my Raj Kapoor phase (in my mind I fondly call him with his birth name…Balbir…especially the older one…I think it was a good choice: Shashi for the cute & sexy one and Balbir for the older one – simply because of the sound…that’s why I chose both).
            Karan has posted a childhood pic I woud like to share:

            View this post on Instagram

            Birthday boy! #birthday

            A post shared by Karan Kapoor (@karankapoor_photographer) on

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  4. I can’t believe you chose Ranbir for anything.

    Okay. Arjun K, Sid M., Harsh K (despite being so boring), Shahid, Ranveer, Vicky, I hate you Margaret I cannot choose between Shashis. I guess young Shashi because even though old fat Shashi had a weird erotic appeal he didn’t have when he was thinner, I just feel bad for him and his grief.


    • I have nothing if I do not have my honesty! I must be true to myself and admit that, purely based on these photos, I would pick Ranbir.

      Really? Shahid over ARK?

      Excellent Shashi reasoning. But young Shashi means he is already married to Jennifer and in love. Really if you are trying to get single and free Shashi, you have to go for Not Yet Legal Shashi, and no one wants him.

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 2:29 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  5. This is so much fun!
    Arjun R
    Sid M
    Harsh K
    Aditya Roy Kapur (not digging the hair, but the body is making up for it. Shahid looks like he has a waist that is smaller than mine and I am just not into that).
    Ranveer (Ranbir looks like high, which he probably is)
    Varun (I actually like that is has a shirt on)
    Young Shashi. Young Shashi is HOT!!! Plus I would rather oogle at the young Shashi than oogle at the heartbroken widower Shashi. The latter is just too sad.

    Overall: Agree with Sid M. Also, no Hrithik in this post? I am guessing it’s because he doesn’t have name twin.

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    • Yaaay, Sid M love! And love for the mental challenge I have provided for you.

      Can you think of a name twin for Hrithik, who is also a legitimate challenge to him? I could fudge I guess and do “John AbraHam”, but it’s not the same.

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 4:31 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



      • Can’t think of a name twin. The closest I can come up with is Raichand (Hrithik in K3G) vs. Rathore (Fawad in Khoobsoorat). I do think Fawad can compete with Hrithik for hotness.


  6. All righty! I’m doing grades and ready for another mental challenge!

    Arjun R. is my choice, although Arjun K. is very cuddly.
    My gut is telling me Southern Sid. I’ve been watching Leila on Netflix and he plays this hot, silent, mysterious guy who is maybe evil and maybe not, so this is coloring my decision.
    Harsh R. Forever!
    I don’t know why ARK doesn’t do it for me. Shahid doesn’t really either, but I’ll go with him.
    What? Ranveer! How is this a question?
    I think I’ll go with young Shashi, but it’s hard.


    • Yes, grading is hard, but this is clearly even harder. Looks like young Shashi is getting most of the votes, we must never break the news to Old Shashi.

      On Tue, Feb 11, 2020 at 8:58 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



    • I agree on southern Sid in Leila. If you like your men on the bony-skinny side, he’s about as hot as they come, esp in Indian film. And I’ve rarely seen such high sculpted cheekbones on any man as he’s got in Leila. The photo above isn’t doing justice to his singular beauty, especially the way he’s aging like fine wine.


  7. Sexiness is first and foremost in the eyes and in how a man uses his eyes. You understand this because just about every photo you posted in a post about Male sexiness is sans eyewear. And yet you put ranveer behind the darkest thickest sunglasses possible? Is he so scorching hot that he needs handicapping? Interesting that hiding his eyes brings out his male-model-perfection – his facial bone structure, his physique, his musculature being the right level of sculpted (not cut, not steroidal, but well toned and defined).

    Otoh Ranbir looks like the chaperone to all the others. He’s wearing entirely too many clothes. The others are showing some skin. Even young shashi is showing forearm. Plus his complexion looks like he needs some sun.

    That’s the worst photo of ARK I’ve ever seen. How did they make such a beautiful man look so awful?

    Purely judging the photos for sexiness
    Arjun R
    Sid M
    Harsh K
    Varun/Vicky TIE
    Young Shashi
    Overall winner….Arjun R, then Sid M
    Overall loser… ARK, then Ranbir
    Overall sexiest body… Ranveer


    • I think you are right! I did subconsciously handicap Ranveer! I knew I had to put him up against Ranbir, and I wanted to be fair. Same reason Ranbir is so fully dressed, personally I find his body very off-putting somehow, so I like him fully clothed.

      Here’s a more fair photo of Ranveer:

      And Aditya

      On Wed, Feb 12, 2020 at 10:27 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  8. IDK. ARK looks like he was just crying in he pic above. If I was going for straight up sexy, I would have picked these:

    There is something innately sexy about ARK’s smile.


  9. Arjun R
    Sid M
    Harsh Kapoor
    Ranveer (the only correct answer for this one)
    Young Shashi

    My overall would also be Sid M. For obvious reasons.

    I’m also blown away you chose Ranbir especially when Ranveer looks like THAT in the photo you picked.


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