TGIF: Most Distracting Possible Topic! Bulge Pictures

I am pulling the “only open in case of emergency stress levels” cord! Yes, I am doing a TGIF which will allow us all to study famous men’s pants in a certain way. Luckily, many of us are currently working from home, so I don’t even have to give a NSFW warning!

I am a classy person, so I am posting these pictures with no editorial comments. I leave that up to y’all.

Shahrukh

Aamir

John Abraham

Ranveer Singh

Madhavan

Prabhas

Prithviraj

Sid M

Image result for sidharth malhotra jeans

Sid M

Arjun Kapoor

Akshay Kumar

Dharmendra

Ayushmann Khurrana

Akshaye Khanna

Govinda (hi Popka Superstar!)

Hrithik Roshan

And finally, Amitabh

Image result for amitabh bachchan young pants

I’m a classy person, so I’m only gonna give minimal analysis.

John Abraham disappointed me, those were the best photos I could find
Sid M surprised me! I found SO MANY good photos!
Akshay Kumar explains a lot
No good photos of Arjun Kapoor because he only wears loose pants. Interesting!
Should have known Amitabh would be the winner, he’s Amitabh

25 thoughts on “TGIF: Most Distracting Possible Topic! Bulge Pictures”

The only reason this has not made the list is it wasn’t seen: Saif’s Lazy Lambe
1:08 to 1:11

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mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 10:55 am said:

Oooo, excellent add!

On Fri, Mar 13, 2020 at 10:53 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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Credit goes to my wife and her best friend who reminisce this time to time among other curios of their days as roomies 🙂

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I didn’t even know “Bulge Pictures” was a thing. I am so clueless.

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I feel so included! Not a great showing for Govinda though, especially considering it’s one of his most, er, prominent features. All I can think of is videos though, not pictures.

Hello, Prabhas.

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Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 12:34 pm said:

Here you go loool:

I also found this which messed up all my height calculations because either Amitabh is way shorter than reported or Govinda is taller which is a reality I refuse to accept. Also, Rajni is a teeny tiny elf!

https://www.tumblr.com/bollymusings/138946704126

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- mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 1:10 pm said:
  
  Don’t discount perspective!
  
  On Fri, Mar 13, 2020 at 12:34 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
  
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  - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 2:09 pm said:
    
    They’re all in a line though!
    
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    - Sister on March 13, 2020 at 2:36 pm said:
      
      You can’t see the feet, maybe there are some apple boxes involved?
      
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    - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 3:48 pm said:
      
      It seems consistent.
      
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- Alisa Isn't a Bollywood Newbie Anymore (@BollywoodNewbie) on March 13, 2020 at 4:03 pm said:
  
  He’s resting it on. her. head. 💀💀💀
  
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  - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 4:27 pm said:
    
    What can I say, he needed a break.
    
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Wowza Sid M!!! Oof! Just what I needed, one more reason to ogle at him. I refuse to watch Marjavaan because I want to continue to have a crush on him, but he really needs to come out with another movie soon. I really really want an old school dual hero bromance with Sid M and ARK and sassy women where everyone lives happily ever after!

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mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:31 pm said:

Yes Sid M! Hidden strengths

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Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 9:48 pm said:

As terrible as Marjaavaan is, Sid is very VERY hot in it and very good at punching people and being menacing and also in love, which is really all he was asked to do.

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- filmikudhi on March 13, 2020 at 9:50 pm said:
  
  You are really convincing me to watch him!
  
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  - Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 10:16 pm said:
    
    It is very terrible though. It’s hard to get through because of it. Sid also cries a lot, and when Sid cries we all cry.
    
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    - moviemavengal on March 14, 2020 at 8:37 pm said:
      
      This made me snort laugh!
      
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Angie on March 14, 2020 at 3:16 am said:

Bromance with Sid and ARK? I’m already buying the tickets!

And as Courtney said – Marjaavan IS bad, but if you already know it and watch it without any expectations it is fun. (btw it’s perfect tweetalong film)

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- mredlich21 on March 14, 2020 at 8:07 am said:
  
  Ooo, interesting thought! I was leaning towards something we all already know and love (Daawat E Ishq, Khoobsurat, Aiyyaa), but maybe time to branch out to something new and dumb?
  
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You know, I’ve never seen a John Abraham movie except for the beginning of Dostana, but something about him gets alllllll of hormone receptors going. He is just the sex even if he’s not swinging a stick in any of these photos.
SRK made an impressive showing!

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mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:32 pm said:

Yeah, john Abraham has a smile that says “i’m just an easy good time”. Like a male Marilyn Monroe.

I worked very hard to make Shahrukh show up in the best light!

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Aditya Roy Kapur is very distracting.

Annnd – John and Varun. Case closed.
https://i1.wp.com/www.indianspice.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/John-Varun.jpg?fit=700%2C415&ssl=1

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mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:33 pm said:

Agree!

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Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 9:48 pm said:

I almost forgot about that John and Varun pic. You win.

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H. Prasanna on March 13, 2020 at 10:53 am said:

The only reason this has not made the list is it wasn’t seen: Saif’s Lazy Lambe
1:08 to 1:11

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- mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 10:55 am said:
  
  Oooo, excellent add!
  
  On Fri, Mar 13, 2020 at 10:53 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
  
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H. Prasanna on March 13, 2020 at 11:20 am said:

Credit goes to my wife and her best friend who reminisce this time to time among other curios of their days as roomies 🙂

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Ticket on March 13, 2020 at 11:23 am said:

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I didn’t even know “Bulge Pictures” was a thing. I am so clueless.

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Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 12:21 pm said:

I feel so included! Not a great showing for Govinda though, especially considering it’s one of his most, er, prominent features. All I can think of is videos though, not pictures.

Hello, Prabhas.

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- Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 12:34 pm said:
  
  Here you go loool:
  
  I also found this which messed up all my height calculations because either Amitabh is way shorter than reported or Govinda is taller which is a reality I refuse to accept. Also, Rajni is a teeny tiny elf!
  
  https://www.tumblr.com/bollymusings/138946704126
  
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  - mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 1:10 pm said:
    
    Don’t discount perspective!
    
    On Fri, Mar 13, 2020 at 12:34 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
    
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    - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 2:09 pm said:
      
      They’re all in a line though!
      
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      - Sister on March 13, 2020 at 2:36 pm said:
        
        You can’t see the feet, maybe there are some apple boxes involved?
        
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      - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 3:48 pm said:
        
        It seems consistent.
        
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  - Alisa Isn't a Bollywood Newbie Anymore (@BollywoodNewbie) on March 13, 2020 at 4:03 pm said:
    
    He’s resting it on. her. head. 💀💀💀
    
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    - Popka Superstar on March 13, 2020 at 4:27 pm said:
      
      What can I say, he needed a break.
      
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filmikudhi on March 13, 2020 at 4:01 pm said:

Wowza Sid M!!! Oof! Just what I needed, one more reason to ogle at him. I refuse to watch Marjavaan because I want to continue to have a crush on him, but he really needs to come out with another movie soon. I really really want an old school dual hero bromance with Sid M and ARK and sassy women where everyone lives happily ever after!

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- mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:31 pm said:
  
  Yes Sid M! Hidden strengths
  
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- Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 9:48 pm said:
  
  As terrible as Marjaavaan is, Sid is very VERY hot in it and very good at punching people and being menacing and also in love, which is really all he was asked to do.
  
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  - filmikudhi on March 13, 2020 at 9:50 pm said:
    
    You are really convincing me to watch him!
    
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    - Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 10:16 pm said:
      
      It is very terrible though. It’s hard to get through because of it. Sid also cries a lot, and when Sid cries we all cry.
      
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      - moviemavengal on March 14, 2020 at 8:37 pm said:
        
        This made me snort laugh!
        
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- Angie on March 14, 2020 at 3:16 am said:
  
  Bromance with Sid and ARK? I’m already buying the tickets!
  
  And as Courtney said – Marjaavan IS bad, but if you already know it and watch it without any expectations it is fun. (btw it’s perfect tweetalong film)
  
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  - mredlich21 on March 14, 2020 at 8:07 am said:
    
    Ooo, interesting thought! I was leaning towards something we all already know and love (Daawat E Ishq, Khoobsurat, Aiyyaa), but maybe time to branch out to something new and dumb?
    
    On Sat, Mar 14, 2020 at 3:16 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
    
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Alisa Isn't a Bollywood Newbie Anymore (@BollywoodNewbie) on March 13, 2020 at 4:05 pm said:

You know, I’ve never seen a John Abraham movie except for the beginning of Dostana, but something about him gets alllllll of hormone receptors going. He is just the sex even if he’s not swinging a stick in any of these photos.
SRK made an impressive showing!

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- mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:32 pm said:
  
  Yeah, john Abraham has a smile that says “i’m just an easy good time”. Like a male Marilyn Monroe.
  
  I worked very hard to make Shahrukh show up in the best light!
  
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Patricia Merry on March 13, 2020 at 4:55 pm said:

Aditya Roy Kapur is very distracting.

Annnd – John and Varun. Case closed.
https://i1.wp.com/www.indianspice.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/John-Varun.jpg?fit=700%2C415&ssl=1

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- mredlich21 on March 13, 2020 at 9:33 pm said:
  
  Agree!
  
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- Courtney on March 13, 2020 at 9:48 pm said:
  
  I almost forgot about that John and Varun pic. You win.
  
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