There can be only one!!!!! While the other Kapoor family has the quantity, the Surinder Kapoor’s have the quality. And also, mad crazed fan devotion (at least, in the DCIB world). I look forward to a respectful exchange of ideas.
Anil Kapoor
Sanjay Kapoor
Arjun Kapoor
Harshwardhan Kapoor
RANK THEM!!!!!
Okay, remember I have taken an oath to myself to be honest. And also that we are ranking At Their Peaks, not just in general. And not related to personality or anything like that. With all of that in mind, here’s how I would go:
- Harsh Kapoor
- Sanjay Kapoor
- Anil Kapoor
- Arjun Kapoor
Okay, attack me!
dontcallitbollywood 
Sanjay Kapoor? Are you insane? The baby is crying right now and I’m pretty sure that is why.
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He’s crying because it is so obviously true and no one else sees it!
On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 6:13 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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1. Harsh
2. Arjun
3. Sanjay
4. Anil
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YES! SANJAY!!!! Not now of course, but back in his good old days.
On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 6:20 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Are we talking looks or sexiness? Harsh is soooooooo beautiful but Anil is hotter. Arjun is third in looks and sexiness and Sanjay zzzzz oh wait, what was I saying?
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Pure sexiness. So, you are voting Anil-Harsh-Arjun and Sanjay not even in the running? Madness! Sanjay is the second most traditionally handsome of them all, after Harsh.
On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 6:35 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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1. Anil
2. Sanjay (the chisel!)
3. Harsh
4. Arjun (objectively higher, but the jacked up look freaks me out a bit)
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Yes Sanjay!!! Not now, but back in the day he was really something.
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Harsh does look like the sexiest, but what if he loves his sneakers so much he won’t take them off in bed. It could get weird.
I don’t know Sanjay, but he looks hot in the photo.
I really don’t think Anil or Arjun are sexy, so they get tied for last.
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There is a real chance of his not taking his sneakers off in bed.
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I picture Harsh taking them off, but then putting them where he could see them and occasionally getting up to check on them in the middle of things, which isn’t great.
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1 – Harsh. As the proud owner of eight pairs of sneakers in varying colors, I feel we could really connect. (Okay, my sneakers are more “granny” sneaks than designer but, still…)
2 – Anil – I’ve always had a bit of a problem with him. It’s the hair. Most men wear lifts in their shoes to look taller (I’m looking at you, Salman and Aamir.) Anil seems to tease his hair high, higher, highest to get the added inches.
3 – Sanjay. I just watched Shakthi:The Power and just wanted to slap him silly. (I watched just to see Vijay Raaz be insane. And for Shahrukh’s cameo.)
4 – Arjun. The jacked up, ‘roid look just loses me. It always looks like the guys take mass from their brains and add it to their bodies. Sorry – brains are a lot sexier that abs.
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I definitely feel like Harsh would have things to say and be fascinated even by “granny” sneakers.
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What are you all doing???
1. Harsh, but I have to tape his mouth shut
2. Arjun (are you all blind????)
3. Anil
4. Sanjay (Margaret, seriously?)
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Yes! I’m with Popka.
We should judge at their best so this Arjun:
How he can be worse than his uncle?
Here they together :
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I mean honestly, maybe I should move Arjun to no.1, because I am almost 100% certain he’s way better in bed than Harsh who seems like he’d be lazy.
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I bet he is and most importantly HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS SISTERS NAMES TATTOOED ON HIS BACK.
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EXCELLENT POINT!!!! I had forgotten that. Almost feels worth updating the post to remind us all of this factor.
On Tue, Jun 16, 2020 at 8:40 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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But Harsh’s mouth is so pretty!!!! I don’t want it all covered with tape. Maybe just tell him you are an evil witch and all his sneakers will turn to dust if he speaks?
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I don’t know why that made me laugh as hard as it did. Maybe because I feel like there’s a slight chance it might work? You are absolutely right though his mouth is one of his best features. Along with all his other features.
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Alternative idea, tell him that it is an important acting exercise to learn to express emotion without speaking and convince him to just not talk for 2 weeks.
On Tue, Jun 16, 2020 at 8:32 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Oh my god. The chances of that working are approx. 99%.
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Is it possible Rhea and Sonam convinced him to get their names tattooed on his shoulders in an effort to prevent just such happenings? Predatory older woman prey on his naivete and seduce him, then see their names and remember “oh shoot, if I go through with this his sisters are gonna kill me” and tell him to put his shirt back on and buy him ice cream instead?
On Tue, Jun 16, 2020 at 8:52 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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If so, it’s a matriarchal power move that apparently is working! Not for me, though, I don’t think it’s that hard to just not look at his back.
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Can’t you also picture Rhea and Sonam writing their names on his backpack and then taking him to school the first day and reminding all his classmates “look at our names! Remember, you mess with this little dimbulb, you’re messing with US!”?
On Tue, Jun 16, 2020 at 9:15 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Absolutely. Bless them!
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Who is Sikander Kapoor btw?
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Ooops, should be Surinder, I’ll fix it.
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1. Arjun, clearly.
2. Anil
3. Tie between Sanjay and Harsh
Both Abs Arjun and Teddy Bear Arjun are the sexiest.
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You and Angie need to get together! You are the only people who seem ready to unfurl a banner for Arjun in this battle.
On Tue, Jun 16, 2020 at 7:57 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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#TeamArjun
What a pity Arjun’s KwK episode is not available on youtube because he was sooooo sexy in it. There wouldn’t be any doubt who is the sexiest Kapoor 😉
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