IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!! How Should the Kapoor Men Be Listed Top to Bottom in Sexiness?

I promised you an All Happiness day, right? What could be happier than objectifying men in a feminist act of subverting gender power dynamics!

Prithviraj Kapoor

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Raj Kapoor

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Shammi Kapoor

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Shashi Kapoor

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Randhir Kapoor

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Kunal Kapoor

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Rishi Kapoor

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Karan Kapoor

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Ranbir Kapoor

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Okay, before you get mad at me, remember SEXINESS ONLY!!!! Not Beauty or Soul or anything else.

  1. Shammi. I’m sorry, he’s just sexier
  2. Shashi. Not as sexy, that’s the truth we must all admit
  3. Prithviraj. There’s a reason he was “discovered” and made into a star. That is a lot of Man
  4. Raj Kapoor. Not always of course, but peak young skinny mustached Raj was quite something
  5. Rishi Kapoor. So charming! So confident! So smiley!
  6. Kunal Kapoor. Am I crazy here? Or is that curly mop and 70s stache sort of great?
  7. Ranbir Kapoor. I have to admit, in my journalistic integrity, that Ranbir is mid-list
  8. Karan Kapoor. Too beautiful to be really sexy
  9. Randhir Kapoor. Somehow too childish feeling to be sexy.

Okay, tell me all the ways I am wrong

24 thoughts on “IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!! How Should the Kapoor Men Be Listed Top to Bottom in Sexiness?

  1. Oh no you didn’t. I should call you out to duel for the honour of Shashi’s eyelashes.

    1. Shashi. He doesn’t get a lot of space for it in Indian movies, and that sex scene in Siddharta was truly DIRE but he can be sexy when he’s not endlessly trolling around gardens. You should watch Heat and Dust and marvel at how hot he is when he’s predatory.
    2. Prithviraj and his thighs
    3. Shammi and HIS thighs
    4. Karan (almost Shashi)
    5. Kunal (also almost Shashi)

    Everyone else is in the “I’d rather die” pile, sorryyyyyyyy. But if I must:

    1. Raj
    2. Rishi
    3. Ranbir
    4. Randhir

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  2. 1. Shashi (His eyelashes, his lips… ooof. Yeah sorry, you just wrong, Margaret.
    2. Young Rishi. There was something to charming, sexy, boyishly intense about him.
    3. Shammi (young Shammi is just beautiful).
    4. Karan. I remember seeing some of his ads and he was pretty sexy in them.
    5. Young Prithvi. As you said, all man.
    6. Last place tie: Randhir, Kunal (he is NOT sexy at all to me), and Ranbir (there is something about his face that I just think looks dumb).

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    • Really, Karan ahead of Prithvi? He just feels like a plastic doll to me, and Prithvi definitely does not.

      On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 2:04 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. Ha! Now I know why you included Rishi in my favourite Cuddly Man TGIF – you’re Rishi fan! For me he and his son not only aren’t sexy; they are negative sexy. The same Randhir.

    My list:
    1. Shashi
    2. Karan Kapoor
    3. Prithviraj
    4. Shammi

    No feelings for Raj and Kunal Kapoor

    Btw I read the title of the post and was ready to see Harsh and Arjun beautiful pics and was a little disappointed it’s about the other Kapoors. We need similar post about Surinder Kapoor’s family.

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    • So, a post for the other Kapoors, that is just going to descend into infighting among the Anil-Harsh-Arjun followers? That seems like it might be fun to watch!

      On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 2:28 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  4. 1. Shashi PERIOD I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY COUNTERARGUMENTS
    2. Prithviraj: I mean, look at how that woman is staring at him in that photo.
    3. Ranbir: I don’t like him but he can be very sexy on film. See Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani.

    Everyone else does not much for me but I’ll rank them

    4. Shammi: He’s fun to watch but I feel nothing below the waistline.
    5. Karan: Ken doll
    6. Rishi: Only with Dimple and even then it’s marginal
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    Eleventy millionth: Raj. He sooooo creeepy UGH

    Kunal and Randhir are disqualified because I’ve never seen them before and these photos aren’t doing anything for me..

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    • Yes! Thank you! Karan is a total Ken Doll. Sounds like a very nice caring interesting intelligent man, but physically, toooooooo perfect.

      On Mon, Jun 15, 2020 at 6:05 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  5. Rishi is at the bottom. That man is the opposite of sexy, even when he was young. Maybe he was a little bit cute at one point, but sexy, no.

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    • Well, here’s my list:
      1. Shami
      2. Prithviraj
      3. Young Rishi
      4. Sashi ( oops, am I the only one not ranking him in the top 3?)

      >>>

      8.Raj
      9. Karan
      10. Ranbir

      Sorry but I refuse to rank the other two anywhere near sexy.
      And Randhir… just nope..

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