In the crazy world of 2021, isn’t it nice to have a safe familiar relaxing Bad Salman Movie? Isn’t that alone enough to celebrate? If it was actually good, I would be yet another upsetting change in the regular scheme of life.
Trailer! Which now has subtitles, yaaaaaaaaaaay!
I am guessing Salman is largely CGI’d which might be why his face doesn’t move. Or else his horrible nerve disorder is so bad that his face has frozen up. Clearly his back continues to be frozen, since he tends to just kind of stand in one place and let things happen around him (action scenes, dance scenes, love scenes).
If I am understanding the dialogue correctly, Disha Patani is playing Jackie’s sister? Which is weird, since she is supposed to be dating his son in real life. Also, Randeep Hooda is the villain, which makes me happy, since I hate his stupid face.
Oh, and it’s a Prabhudeva movie which means there will be something about penises that we haven’t seen yet.
And first song video! Which is a redo of an Allu Arjun video, which just makes it EVEN CLEARER that Salman can no longer really move his back or face.
Here’s the original:
And Salman version:
I’m still absolutely watching it opening night of course. Especially now that it is supposed to be simultaneously released on streaming. Dina and I are planning a viewing in my living room, with Albie Dog providing that raucous enthusiastic Salman Bhai fan element.