Happy Good Friday! I am celebrating by seeing Arjit Singh live tonight (WOOT!!!!). But I don’t want to totally ignore the massive religious celebration going on all over the world. So, in honor of Jesus, let’s look at some hot men. Who kind of look like Jesus (as presented in American pop culture).
If you are a historian, you know Jesus probably looked something like this:
But if you were raised in America, you know that Jesus looked like this:
European features, longish (but not too long!) hair, and beard. Also usually tall with high cheekbones. Basically, our Lord and Savior was a hot hippy who took a lot of baths.
That Jesus-look is awfully attractive though, isn’t it? And so, for this Holy Friday, I thought we would take a look at some hot Jesus-looking men. Oh, and it’s not offensive, because I’m Christian myself and I teach Sunday School and everything. Okay, maybe it’s a little offensive, but just enough to make it sexier.
Let’s start with Hrithik as Jesus-a-little-hungover-after-a-late-night-at-the-club:
And then Hrithik as Jesus-about-to-angrily-throw-moneylenders-out-of-the-temple
And then Shahrukh, as peaceful-Jesus-Sexily-About-to-Turn-Water-Into-Wine-But-Too-Holy-To-Really-Be-Into-It
John Abraham, as Jesus-caught-without-sins-and-without-a-shirt
Salman Khan as Jesus-about-to-take-on-Peter-in-a-wrestling-match-and-prove-who-is-the-real-“Rock”
Arjun Rampal, as Jesus-after-an-image-consultant-told-him-to-be-more-“professional”
Kunal Kapoor as Jesus-after-that-image-consultant-changed-her-mind-and-said-he-should-be-more-sexy
Aamir Khan as Jesus-who-is-remembering-a-funny-joke-Mary Magdelene-told-him
Varun Dhawan as Jesus-after-John the Baptist-Ducked-His-Head-Under-Water-And-Messed-Up-His-Hair
Ranveer Singh as Jesus-crazy-cut-after-40-days-in-the-desert
Ranbir Kapoor as Jesus-Doing-Sermon-on-the-Mount-to-Screaming-Fans
Sanjay Dutt as Jesus-well-this-one-is-self-explanatory
And finally, young Amitabh as Jesus-relaxing-after-a-hard-day-preaching-peace-and-justice-for-the-oppressed