I am excited! I haven’t watched a good old classic early 2000s movie in ages, and even longer since I watched one I hadn’t seen before. I am ready to be entertained and surprised!
Ajnabee! It’s available for rent on Prime, and on einthusan. At 3pm Chicago time I will put up an “and PLAY” comment and we can all watch along from there. Enjoy the neon! The cargo pants! Bobby curls!
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It is soooooo windy in this house.
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Apparently all the fans are always on in Switzerland.
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Well this is an obvious “created alibi” situation.
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They just let random people enter the prison cell and nothing is being recorded?
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My jaw is on the floor!
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The official legal language in Switzerland is French?!?!?!
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French and German, yes? Although I find Swiss German all but incomprehensible.
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Thanks.
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Nice to see more of Switzerland than just the pretty houses and alpine hills
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I stepped away for a minute and now we are in a shopping mall. Bobby escaped?
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How are you soooo ahead????
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Pausing, Prime must have something at a different speed.
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The shopping mall has a train station in it?
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Did you skip the court scene?
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No! I skipped nothing! It’s somehow just going faster for me.
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I am wondering if Prime cut a scene. Because I am about 3-4 minutes behind. I think. Maybe more?
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Maybe. I saw the courtroom and everything
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I think you’re ahead. I’m still in courtroom
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They have found a way to make the customary courtroom exposition scene even more exposition-y!
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Nice details of realism and convenient translation with the headphones. Smart movie!
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My dad used to have one of those green-shaded glass lamps like the attorney’s on his desk when I was little.
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Tell me when you reach Akshay in a brown jacket sitting down with a suitcase.
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Now
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Reached Akshay with brown jacket and suitcase
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If Johnny’s tie were a skirt, I would very happily wear it.
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While I wait for y’all, I am SO TEMPTED to wiki the movie. But I am resisting! I will let it wash over me as intended.
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You can come up with more theories.
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No Wiki! Be strong, friend!!!
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Bobby just excaped. You are almost caught up.
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Or I should say, we are almost caught up with you.
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Akshay is an actor hired by Bips to pretend to be a murderer husband, but actually this is all her plan to frame Bobby who previously murdered her sister while drunk.
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Yeah, einthusan is 5 minutes longer than Prime.
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I think Prime cut the Akshay-Kareena sexy song. Or cut it short at least.
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Oh for sure they cut it. I would have remembered that.
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You should watch it. It is the song that is used SOOO many movies after this movie.
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It was, like, EXORBITANTLY sexy. Also creepy. Sort of 2:1 sexy:creepy.
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Suitcase! suitcase!
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Hey! It’s the guy from Ghulam and other things!
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Sharat Saxena. Sid’s dad from Hasee toh Phasee.
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Thank you!
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Sharat! He was so good in “Saagar.” Always nice to see him.
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Akshay is in a brown jacket sitting down with a suitcase. PLAY!
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Did you resume?
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Yep, thank you!
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Thank you all! I hit play after Kainaat’s comment. Also, I’m not sure if I should be ashamed or proud that I am the only one who paid 99 cents to Prime to watch this legally.
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I did it for Fakira. Today, I was already on my computer today and running late, and didn’t want to take the few extra minutes to buy the movie and watch it on my TV
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I’m not certain my blood pressure can withstand another hour of this movie’s twisty-turny ways, lol!
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Luckily there is Jonny Lever comedy to relax us.
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That’s the opposite of helping.
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Calcutta! So Jonny is supposed to be Bengali.
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Awwwwwwwww! It’s just like when they first met.
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Oooo, Kareena’s coat and leggings look is really really good. Sort of Audrey Hepburn feeling.
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Ok, I am a little behind you all.
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You can fast forward through Tumko Yeh Zindagi song to catch up. It’s not very good and nothing happens in it.
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Skipped to the end of the song with the police and Bepo and Bobby
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You did the right thing!!! This movie has lots of great songs but that was not one of them!
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Ah yes, the Swiss police force: renowned for their encounter killings.
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While the boring sad song is happening, do you think I should try to keep going on my impossible puzzle, or is it allowed to stop and put it away and start a small easy one instead? Like, morally?
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Ha! I just told Kirre that she can fastforward through that song to catch up because it is boring and nothing happens.
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IT’S KAJOL AND SHAHRUKH’S TRAIN STATION!!!!!
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Really?
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I think so? It sure looks similar.
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The harmonica of heartbreak! *sniffle, sniffle*
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Now I am feeling all Christmassy. Snow! Trains! Winter coats!
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Margaret, what’s your top theory now?
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Akshay is a government agent sent by India to frame Bobby and get him arrested because he is a spy. Akshay will explaine verything to Kareena and they will fall in love.
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Did they put Kareena in brown contacts for this movie to make her seem more traditionally Indian??
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I thought Karisma was the one with the light eyes?
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Karishma has blue eyes. Kareena (i thought) had greenish grey eyes.
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Johnny *does* know the other Indian on TV about which this Swiss (?) Australian-accented (?) detective (?) is inquiring, both presumably having been the victims of misplaced song sequences as previously established.
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IT’S A WOMAN!!!! Akshay and Bips killed a different woman who is Akshay’s legal wife and framed Bobby for it.
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Keep ’em coming!
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OH OH! The woman in Mauritiaus! If this movie doesn’t end with a 5 minute monologue explaining everything, I will never forgive yu all.
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HA!
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Akshay is a transvestite! He dressed like a woman while killing Bips!
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This is my favorite theory so far!
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I’m feeling like when they asked you to do the logic problem with the goat and the wolf and the cabbages and the boat in school.
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45 minutes left! What more could possibly happen?
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You’ve seen Race there are at least a couple more twists coming.
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The best song is yet to come!
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Is Akshay wearing a jacket over a jacket?
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The first one is an outer jacket, the one below it is just a suit. This is a logical ensemble.
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“Thanks for chicken! They fell into our net.”
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I am not paying attention to the subtitles so these recaps of the subtitles are cracking me up.
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Every time Johnny said “saala” in his first scene it was translated as “bloody”–logical parts of speech be damned!
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Bobby is the kilelr and he trained one of the Polo horses to do the murder for him.
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No!!! All horses are always good! Horses can’t be killers!
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If a pigeon can be a killer, a horse can be a killer!
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Didn’t he remove his jacket? And then in the next shot, he still has it on. Continuity error!
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Yay! I love when others notice continuity errors. They always stand out so much for me.
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Someone should make an oral history of all the Indian movies filmed in Switzerland to hear all the crazy stories from behind the scenes of the movies done there from the extras perspectives
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I would love to read that book!
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I looked away at the wrong moment, looked back at the wrong moment, and saw Akshay with his arm in the dresser and briefly thought that it had somehow gotten cut off above the elbow in the course of a fistfight. “Sure,” I thought; “this movie would totally do that.”
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THE POLO HORSE! Cut it off with it’s hooves.
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Book! Book of destiny!
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Bips wasn’t his wife!!! Wait, the other woman isn’t hsi wife?
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Well, Kareena’s eating car snacks, so she is clearly pregnant.
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