DCIB Best of 2017 Awards! Best FanFic!

Final chance to judge me!  Which of my fanfics of 2017 did you like best?  And remember, whatever you pick here my influence what I write more of in 2018!

You can ignore the lists below and just pick the one you remember best.  Or you can skim through the lists to remember which one you liked.  Or you can conscientiously click through each one and review it and then make an informed decision.  Whatever makes you happy!

You also don’t have to pick a “best” from each list, you can do just one or two that you really care about.

Put your picks in a comment below and I will count them up and announce the winners in a few days, when comments seem to have died down.

Best FanFic

Shahrukh as a Sexy Angel

Salman and the Christmas Baby

The Christmas Story in a Hindi Movie Trilogy

Christmas Themed Lights and Mistletoe and SRK

Silly Sunday Kitchen/Cooking Stories

Silly Sunday TV Show Remakes: Cheers, Dick Van Dyke, Law & Order

Silly Sunday Knitting Fanfic

Silly Sunday Ghost Stories

Silly Sunday 4 Biopics SRK Should Make

Silly Sunday Philadelphia Story and Harry Potter

Silly Sunday 11 Remakes for SRK

Silly Sunday 18 Movie Ideas for SRK Part 2

Silly Sunday 18 Movie Ideas for SRK Part 1

25 Existing SRK Plots Expanded Part 2

25 Existing SRK Plots Expanded Part 1

Wholesome Family Films

Shahrukh as Male Prostitute, Alia as Teenage Witch, Amitabh in Sci-Fi

Akshay Gets the Girl, Mrs. Robinson in India, 101 Dalmations with Male Chest Hair

Scheherazade in the Hindi Film Industry, the Return of Sanjay-Madhuri, Shahrukh S&M

Men Surrounded by Strong Women

Best Friends Who Fall in Love

Sexy Shahrukh James Bond with Madhuri

Sexy Shahrukh Options

Happy Endings for Asoka, Rang De Basanti, Mughal-E-Azam

Happy Endings for Losers in Love from Mandira Bedi to Varun

Odd Couple Film Remakes: Bringing Up Baby, Annie Get Your Gun, The In-Laws, with Shahrukh, Prabhas, Akshay, and others

Friends Remake

Persuasion: The Perfect Love Story for Anyone Over 40

Sister Movies Starring Sisters

Jab Tak Hain Jaan: I Fixed It!

Pride Themed: LGBT Love Stories for Arjun/Shahrukh and Others

Raabta Inspired, What Southern Films Could Be Remade?

Multistarrer Remakes

Rocky Movies

All Karan Johar’s Endings Fixed

Madhuri’s Birthday and Mother’s Day: Mother Roles for Madhuri

North and South Remake as a Hindi-Telugu Crossover Film

Pride and Prejudice, 2000s and Today

Jane Eyre with Shahrukh as Mr. Rochester

Amar Akbar Anthony Remake

Jayaji, Here Are Some Ideas for Your Next Film

Dark Endings to Taal, Dilwale

5 Rani Rom-Com Ideas

Golden Girls Remake

Beauty and the Beast with Sanjay Dutt

Taming of the Shrew Remade with Aamir Khan and Rani

Shakespeare Comedy Remakes

What Happened to Naina After K3G?

What Happened to Sibra in Zindagi Gulzar Hai?

Karan Johar as the Hero of a Rom-Com

How Raees Should Have Ended

Sequels That Only Exist in My Mind

Silly Sunday: New Years Time Travel!



28 thoughts on “DCIB Best of 2017 Awards! Best FanFic!

  1. My picks would be the Dark ending to Dilwale. And the Mohabbatein fanfic which I can’t find now.The one where Aish wasn’t dead after all but was haunting Amitabh to teach him a lesson.That one was hilarious.Better than Adi’s boring melodrama.


  2. It’s very hard to pick just one.
    I like, and still remember your version of Jane Eyre, especially with Madhavan as Mr Rochester. Oh man, I’m still excited when I think about it! But I loved how you fixed Jab Tak Hai Jaan, and all Karan movies too. So it’s difficult, but I vote for Jane Eyre.


    • Jane Eyre was a surprising hit! I wrote it, and then out of nowhere it became my most popular fanfic for no particular reason I could see. Besides of course the perfection of Mr. Rochester for Shahrukh and Madhavan.

      On Mon, Jan 1, 2018 at 2:27 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:



          • Beloved things on so many levels:
            classic english novels & indian movies
            Jane Eyre & hindi films
            Mr. Rochester & Madhavan / Shah Rukh 🙂


    • Yaaaaay! I love both of those and they got very few views! I still really want the Golden Girls remake with Shabanaji as Blanche and Shahrukh as her sexy younger man paramour.

      On Mon, Jan 1, 2018 at 5:17 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:



        • As my mother says every Christmas, the story survives partly because it is just a good story. Baby in a manger, older man marrying a younger woman who is pregnant, evil King Herod, mysterious wise men with gifts, lowly shepherds, the whole deal!

          On Mon, Jan 1, 2018 at 10:07 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:


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  3. Dang, this one is hard! Off the top of my head:

    3rd place: All KJo’s endings fixed
    2nd place: 11 remakes for SRK
    1st place: Sequels that only exist in my head

    Honorable mention: Shah Rukh S&M because if I recall that is the post that inspired Asmita’s epic SRK ruthless business man fanfic in the comments.


    • Well, you can also just scan the list and pick the one that you remember best. I won’t know you didn’t read them all first in order to make a complete fair decision 🙂

      On Tue, Jan 2, 2018 at 1:55 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  4. No, sorry, can’t decide – too many good ones. Love the remakes, love the original ideas, love the new, improved endings. My only proviso is that they are Shahrukh-centric.


    • I think that’s a lot of people’s proviso! I’ve given up now, every Sunday HAS to include an SRK fic or else no one reads it.

      On Wed, Jan 3, 2018 at 2:18 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:



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