So long as Kaalakaandi isn’t coming out this weekend, we might as well all stay home and work on this vital issue. These are the TGIF posts nominated so far in the comments. I will give you samples from each post to help remind you, and then you can pick ONE POST from all of them as your favorite and list it in the comments. I’m excited!
In no particular order, here are the candidates:
Siddharth and Abhishek should give a seminar on how to drink coffee while wearing white and not worrying about stains.
Why make you wait? Shahrukh, glasses, wild hair and beard. Some kind of bohemian animal poet type.
Sour
Speaking of hot, my goodness does John Abraham look right with a cigarette!!!!! I can see why he was cast in “No Smoking”. This is exactly the actor you want to watch smoking onscreen for 3 hours.
OMG, he’s hugging the dog!!!! And they have matching outfits!!!!
Wow, you know Abhishek looks darn good in a tux! Must be something in the genes.
On the other hand, can we agree that Aishwarya in ADHM perfectly matches this lip-licking kitten?
And of course the one beard to rule them all, Nivin!!!!
Fit: 10 out of 10 (John should maybe start a second career as a jean sizing consultant) Attitude: 10 out of 10 (now, this is less “I am so proud of how sexy I am” and more “You know I am sexy, I know I am sexy, but it’s not a big thing”) Style: 4 out of 10 (what kind of wear is supposed to put little holes in the back of the thigh? NO!)
See how he has the pillow to protect himself? Because he knows we just want to curl up against him like a big old pillow.
Oh Amitji! Back in the day, before men had to be sculpted within an inch of their lives just to take their shirts off.
Switching genders, and from reality to fiction, we all know that John and Abhishek’s characters got past their issues and got together about 6 months after Dostana was over, right?
Now, so far, these have been mostly kind of PG13 versions of “worship”. When I first came up with this idea, I asked my friend for help, and she said she had lots and lots of links, but said she couldn’t send them to me because none of them would be safe for work. I think she was thinking of more something like this, with John Abraham and Bipasha. But with less clothes.
I don’t understand this pose at all. Suniel‘s part of it makes sense, but why is that poor woman suffocating herself against a pillow?
27 Dabboo Ratnani Photos of Shahrukh
Or, Shahrukh-Goldfish Salesman!
dontcallitbollywood 
Couldn’t decide between Cuddly and Beards, but if I have to choose only one: CUDDLY
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Cuddly is awfully cuddly.
On Sun, Jan 14, 2018 at 3:07 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Men in Blue Jeans.Sorry Shahrukh John Abraham gets my vote this time.Gold fish salesman indeed! What was Daboo Ratnani thinking about? Heard his new calendar is coming out on January 17th.
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I will look forward to spending the 17th digging through The Internet for the best photos I can find, and once again feeling bitter that this is not an actual calendar one can purchase.
On Sun, Jan 14, 2018 at 3:32 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Ideally there would be a post of cuddly shirtless men in blue jeans with beards, but that would probably take more research time than you’ve got. So, I must choose. I think I am going to eliminate the shirtless post because of the picture of Anil Kapoor in a speedo that I will never unsee. I think I will go with Blue Jeans, for the high quality of the analysis.
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Well, we always have this:
On Sun, Jan 14, 2018 at 8:58 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I almost renounced voting for Cuddly man because there is Rishi Kapoor photo in it and he changed my mood from “ohh so cuddly I wanna hug him” to “look at this guy who is arguing with all neighborhood. Let’s hope he didn’t see us”.
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That’s exactly what Rishi is like. The grumpy gus in the neighborhood association who always has a fued going on with everyone.
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Guys lying down. It was a close thing between beards, cuddly, white, and lying down. I guess the dom in me won out. 🙂
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Excellent choice! And nice to know that all of these top posts are winners.
On Mon, Jan 15, 2018 at 1:00 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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