DCIB Best of 2017! Nominees Are in, Now Pick Between These 15 TGIF Posts!

So long as Kaalakaandi isn’t coming out this weekend, we might as well all stay home and work on this vital issue.  These are the TGIF posts nominated so far in the comments.  I will give you samples from each post to help remind you, and then you can pick ONE POST from all of them as your favorite and list it in the comments.  I’m excited!

In no particular order, here are the candidates:

Men in White

Siddharth and Abhishek should give a seminar on how to drink coffee while wearing white and not worrying about stains.

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Men in Glasses

Why make you wait?  Shahrukh, glasses, wild hair and beard.  Some kind of bohemian animal poet type.

Image result for shahrukh khan red glasses

 

6 Flavors of SRK

Sour

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Smoking Men

Speaking of hot, my goodness does John Abraham look right with a cigarette!!!!!  I can see why he was cast in “No Smoking”.  This is exactly the actor you want to watch smoking onscreen for 3 hours.

Image result for vivek oberoi smoking

 

Men in Snow

OMG, he’s hugging the dog!!!!  And they have matching outfits!!!!

Image result for prithviraj snow

 

Men in Tuxes

Wow, you know Abhishek looks darn good in a tux!  Must be something in the genes.

Image result for abhishek bachchan tuxedo

 

Actors and Baby Animals

On the other hand, can we agree that Aishwarya in ADHM perfectly matches this lip-licking kitten?

Men in Beards

And of course the one beard to rule them all, Nivin!!!!

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Men in Blue Jeans

Fit: 10 out of 10 (John should maybe start a second career as a jean sizing consultant) Attitude: 10 out of 10 (now, this is less “I am so proud of how sexy I am” and more “You know I am sexy, I know I am sexy, but it’s not a big thing”) Style: 4 out of 10 (what kind of wear is supposed to put little holes in the back of the thigh?  NO!)

Image result for john abraham wrangler

 

Cuddly Men

See how he has the pillow to protect himself?  Because he knows we just want to curl up against him like a big old pillow.

Image result for madhavan tanu weds manu

 

Manly Men with Chest Hair

Oh Amitji!  Back in the day, before men had to be sculpted within an inch of their lives just to take their shirts off.

Image result for amitabh bachchan shirtless

 

Pride Post, Queer Images

Switching genders, and from reality to fiction, we all know that John and Abhishek’s characters got past their issues and got together about 6 months after Dostana was over, right?

Image result for dostana john abhishek

 

Women Being Worshipped

Now, so far, these have been mostly kind of PG13 versions of “worship”.  When I first came up with this idea, I asked my friend for help, and she said she had lots and lots of links, but said she couldn’t send them to me because none of them would be safe for work.  I think she was thinking of more something like this, with John Abraham and Bipasha.  But with less clothes.

 

Men Lying Down

I don’t understand this pose at all.  Suniel‘s part of it makes sense, but why is that poor woman suffocating herself against a pillow?

Image result for sunil shetty shirtless

 

27 Dabboo Ratnani Photos of Shahrukh

Or, Shahrukh-Goldfish Salesman!

Image result for shahrukh dabboo ratnani

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11 thoughts on “DCIB Best of 2017! Nominees Are in, Now Pick Between These 15 TGIF Posts!

  1. Men in Blue Jeans.Sorry Shahrukh John Abraham gets my vote this time.Gold fish salesman indeed! What was Daboo Ratnani thinking about? Heard his new calendar is coming out on January 17th.

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    • I will look forward to spending the 17th digging through The Internet for the best photos I can find, and once again feeling bitter that this is not an actual calendar one can purchase.

      On Sun, Jan 14, 2018 at 3:32 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  2. Ideally there would be a post of cuddly shirtless men in blue jeans with beards, but that would probably take more research time than you’ve got. So, I must choose. I think I am going to eliminate the shirtless post because of the picture of Anil Kapoor in a speedo that I will never unsee. I think I will go with Blue Jeans, for the high quality of the analysis.

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      • I almost renounced voting for Cuddly man because there is Rishi Kapoor photo in it and he changed my mood from “ohh so cuddly I wanna hug him” to “look at this guy who is arguing with all neighborhood. Let’s hope he didn’t see us”.

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    • Excellent choice! And nice to know that all of these top posts are winners.

      On Mon, Jan 15, 2018 at 1:00 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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