Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me WEDDING WEEK???

My Housemates’ wedding is 5 days! Tomorrow the first international house guest arrives, another one on Wednesday, and two more on Thursday. Yesterday one of the brides went to her last dress fitting with her Mom, while I drove the other bride around to get those vital last minute wedding needs: 42 bottles of Prosecco, gold spray paint, duct tape, and lightbulbs. My parents came over for dinner last night and went home with two huge boxes of table linens and orders to deliver them to the venue 2 hours in advance on the day (the 42 bottles of prosecco kill a lot of our car space). It has taken over our life to the point that when we were shopping yesterday and the store was extra crowded, I thought “of course, everyone has to do extra shopping in honor of the national holiday of Wedding Week”.

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Monday Afternoon Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Last Week of September?

Happy Monday! I have now organized my apartment from the front wall to about 20 feet back, including the living room, front hall, and front closet!. Next step, my bedroom and the guest room! Just gonna keep moving backwards until I’ve covered the whole space.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask the Last Week of April?

Happy Monday! I have two exciting things happening today! First, I may have Jury duty! I’m supposed to call in the afternoon to find out if I have to go in tomorrow. First Jury duty EVER. Second, I just started doing simple Core exercises in an attempt to stop having a sore back all the time. So far I have learned that my core muscles are ridiculously weak.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me as I Watch Other People Clean My House?

Happy Monday! And Happy Cleaners Day! I’ve had these lovely ladies in once a month for over a year now and I have almost mastered not feeling like a bad person. I have the money, there’s nothing morally superior about doing your own cleaning (no matter what my crazy Germanic ghost ancestor ladies are screaming at me), and it makes SUCH a difference to know that at least once a month my floors will be scrubbed, stove top cleaned, etc. etc.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week I Go ON VACATION????

I am SO excited! I am going to a place that is not-home to do things that are not-work for 4 whole days! Oh, and also a place that is not-winter. I got a hotel room with a balcony across the street from a park, and I’m planning to go straight from the airport to a Barnes and Noble and load up on books. And that’s it, that’s the extent of my vacation planning. Park, balcony, books, sunshine. And NOT packing my laptop so I won’t even be tempted to work. Although I am hoping to write some blog posts either on my phone or on a library computer or something.

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Monday Morning Questions on Tuesday! What Do You Want to Ask Me During America’s Thanksgiving Week?

Happy Tuesday! This work week is going to be short but horrible for me, thus the delayed Monday post. It’s a holiday week in America so a third of my staff are out, and apparently this year all of our clients decided “instead of taking it easy because it’s a short week, I am going to try to squeeze 5 days of work into 3 days”. I’m just cranking through the work day as best I can, and then debraining with Great British Bake Off in the evening. Americans are the WORST! Why can’t we just enjoy our holiday weeks?

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