All of a sudden after years and years of no biopics, they have become a plague on the Hindi industry in the past few years, especially sports biopics. So I am going to list out all the ones I can remember and describe their main themes, and we can decide which is the best one! Or at least, which you think is most interesting. And this will prepare us for the upcoming sea of more sports movies.
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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want To Ask Me, the Last Day of 2018?
Well, this is a depressing way to end the year. Fever of 100 degrees according to my funky thermometer. Or, possibly, 98.6. Or 93. I am not good at taking my temperature. Anyway, distract me and give me something to do as I wait for my body to burn out illness like a self-cleaning oven.
Continue readingLife Update (Big Take-Away: I might Feel Good Enough to Watch Koffee Tonight)
Another life update! It’s weird doing these, but it’s a little better than just putting up an announcement “sorry, no new posts” over and over again. I mean, it essentially is just saying “no new posts”, but with a little bit of entertaining life details.
Continue readingSunday ReRun: Soorma! A Family Movie Masquerading as a Sports Movie
This is such a nice movie! Not a perfect movie, a little confused in some parts, felt like the connective tissue was missing a bit, but overall a very nice movie.
Continue readingChristmas Card Give Away, Last Card Revealed!!!!
Joyomama won last week and is getting a beautiful card, and I want to show it to you all. If you want your very own beautiful card, just give me your address at the bottom of this post. Not this card, because Joyomama got the last one, but a different equally beautiful one.
Continue readingSaturday Goodnight Report
You can skip this if you don’t want/need a regular bloggy type report on me. But if you are curious, or are so desperate for entertainment that you are willing to read it (because there won’t be anything else new going up for a while), you can.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Cheer Me Up!
Good morning! Or “bad morning”. I am not having a good day, and I am probably not going to have a good next week, so the focus of this Saturday’s Small Talk is “Let’s Cheer Up Margaret!” Well, and everyone else, because the week after Christmas is always kind of sucky.
Continue readingMalayalam HAPPY Movie Suggestion Needed!
I’ve got an extra day off next week and I want to get back into the swing of things, so I need a Malayalam film to review. BUT! I am also sick and depressed (my sister gave me her cold and Christmas is over)! I don’t want any of that “and then the rain falls over their shattered lives” Malayalam endings. HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY! What is happy and also high quality and also I haven’t watched/reviewed it yet?
Continue readingTGIF ReRun: Most Popular TGIF of 2018!!!! I Wonder Why?
I’m still visiting my sister, I’m getting a cold, and I am also genuinely curious if anyone has any theories as to why the HECK this was the most popular TGIF of 2018??? I mean, it’s good, but I wouldn’t have guessed it would be the most popular.
Continue readingFriday Classics: Gold, A Sports Movie and a Movie About India’s Birth
This is an interesting movie. Because it is both a sports movie and a true story, which means we know everything about it already. But at the same time, we don’t, because we don’t know what particular angle the filmmaker is going to choose to look at to show us this story.
Continue readingHindi Film 101: Why the Falling Box Office Isn’t the Fault of the 3 Khans
This is a Zero inspired post, but isn’t about Zero, or about Khan movies, it is about the difference between a wide release movie and a regular release movie and why all the eggs are increasingly going in the wide release basket. This is also one of many posts I have written on the same topic, never saying exactly the same thing. Which is kind of the point, the film industry is complex with multiple forces at work on it, I can write many different long posts talking about all the things that might affect box office beyond 3 actors.
Continue readingWant A Christmas Card? Give Me Your Address!!! I Have SO MANY!!!!
Christmas is over, but the Christmas give away continues!!!!! There are many of you I haven’t heard from, new and old commentators, and I am happy to give a card to ALL of you. Just give me your address.
Continue readingTrailers! Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Aisa Laga and Final Simmba!
I am so excited, FINALLY a full length Ek Ladki Ko Dekha trailer!!!!! And it looks very unusual and very interesting and I am excited.
Continue readingGlobal Box Office: Zero is a Disappointment, Not a Flop
So exciting! A Shahrukh release box office day! And, as usual lately, it is neither the exciting flop nor the exciting hit that the media wants it to be. Sometimes things are just kind of bad without being “the Worst EVER”! (as always figures from bollywoodhungama)
Continue readingMadlibs! Just in Time to Play With Your Family!
Let’s Play Madlibs! The Classic Holiday Fun game!
Continue readingA Challenge Post! How Many of These Questions Can You Answer?
More holiday fun! This is if you need a brainteaser to occupy you for hours and hours, or perhaps to share with the rest of the family and let them struggle along too.
Continue readingFun Boxing Day Quiz! Who is Your Ideal Dream Lover Type?
This is a fun off-shoot of this post, in which I described (as I saw them) the three types of romantic fantasy men in Indian film. But let’s make this fun and turn it into one of those silly magazine quizzes! Are you an Alpha, Beta, or Zeta lover?
Continue readingBoxing Day Game! Let’s Play Paperdolls With Celebrities, What Western-Eastern Couples Do We Want to See?
This is a game suggestion from my sister, and I promised to give her credit, so here it is!!!! Credit!!!! Now that Nick-PC have broken the India-America celebrities bar, who else would we put together, were we to control the universe?
Continue readingBoxing Day Challenge Post! What is the Sexiest Film Start To Finish of Your Favorite Star?
More post-Christmas fun!!!! A discussion to sneak off to when you are just sick of relatives, or to have with said relatives if they are fun and open-minded.
Continue readingChristmastime Fun! Can You Match Head to Torso?
Another fun game for us! And easier this time than when I first posted it, because I was missing a couple photos then but I’m not now. Can you match the star’s face to their torso?????
Continue readingAnother Game! To Play With Yourself, Or Others
I like this game. We can play it as a group if you post your answers in the comments, or you can play it with the people you are with, or just silently in your head to pass the time.
Continue readingBoxing Day Games! Who is Your Perfect Movie Star?
Happy Day After Christmas/Salman’s Birthday/Boxing Day!!!! To help keep you entertained as you sneak glimpses of the internet on your phone, or to spark conversation as you giggle away with your girl cousins or middle-aged aunties, I will be providing quizzes/games all day. Starting with the most recent one, a quiz to discover who is your perfect star match!
Continue readingWednesday Watching: What Are We All Reading and Watching and Thinking and Listening To on Boxing Day?
Happy Day After Christmas!!!! I hope your holiday was lovely, and that you don’t have to rush rush back to work right away.
Continue readingHappy Birthday Salman Khan! My Favorite of Your Recent Movies, Bajrangi Bhaijaan
This is not just Boxing Day, but also SALMAN DAY!!!!! Yaaaaay! And to celebrate, instead of digging out my same old “50+ reasons I love you” posts, I am reposting my review of my favorite Salman movie. Really highly encourage everyone to watch it who has not yet seen it.
Continue readingMerry Christmas From the Indian Film Industry!
Happy Christmas afternoon! We are all sitting around playing with our new toys and dozing lightly, and I just checked in with Indian film and Salman’s twitter was so cheerful and full of holiday joy, I just had to share it! And some other stuff as well. (also, my embeds are acting weird, click the link if it doesn’t show up)
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