Another box office post! Maybe the first one I wrote? Anyway, it’s big and complicated and goes into a lot of detail. And some of the examples are a hair out of date, but still okay.
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Box Office Post Rerun: Falling Box Office and the 3 Khans
I think I wrote this after Zero came out? One of those big movies that caused the reaction of “grrrr! The stars make terrible movies and that’s why the box office is falling!”
Continue readingSilly Sunday: I’m Gonna Be Lazy, Let’s Talk Remakes of the Random American TV Shows I Am Watching
I have been having a lazy brainless weekend. Went to my apartment, could in theory be sorting and organizing but instead I am sitting in my sunny living room watching TV shows.
Continue readingI’m Right, Life Sucks: Single Screen Owners Talk to BollywoodHungama
Kainaat sent me a fascinating article, which also depresses me, but has the very small silver lining that it confirms my analysis of years is/was correct. Keep trusting me, stop fighting me, I do actually know what I am talking about. Depressing though it is.
Continue readingKaran Johar Coda: What Would Happen in Karan Johar Movies if Women Were Brave Enough to Say What They Think?
You thought we were done with Karan Johar, didn’t you? But no! I have one more thing to say that occurred to me while we were doing our Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham watch. And this thing will also, once again, give me a chance to rewrite the endings of Karan Johar movies which is my favorite thing of course.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Chat Away While I Sort Books!
Happy Saturday! I am back at my apartment, with Albie Dog, and my only plan for the weekend is to keep sorting books. It’s nice, sort of soothing activity that also feels vaguely productive.
Continue readingWatch Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham Right Here in Half an Hour!!! 3pm Chicago Time!!!
THERE WILL BE AN INTERMISSION!!!! We will pause at the interval (an hour and 40 minutes into the movie, 4:40pm), and restart 10 minutes later (4:50pm) I will announce Woo-hoo, Karan Johar week grand finale!!!!! At 3pm Chicago time, I will hit “play” on the movie and start up the comments. You start at the same time and just comment along with us. Refresh regularly to see the new comments (might be worth it setting up a wordpress account to make it easier).
Continue readingDuniya: Salim-Javed Make a Middle-Aged Man Their Angry Hero!
This was a fun movie! Classic Salim-Javed kind of plot, but with mature elegant calm Dilip Kumar as the lead, gave it a whole different feel. Also, Pran and Ashok Kumar and Rishi Kapoor and Amrita Singh are there.
Continue readingI’m Sad Today, Thus a Post of Shashi Kapoor Gifs
I suppose I could try to come up with a reason, like it is the anniversary of one of his films or something, but really there is no reason. I’m sad, so I’m putting up gifs of Shashi. And then I’m gonna have a strawberry milkshake.
Continue readingWatch Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham Right Here in 24 Hours! 3pm Chicago Time!
I’ve had a hard week, the weather is gorgeous and my job has slowed down, but I am still stuck inside all day which is SUPER FRUSTRATING. So cheer me up, watch a movie with me! Which I guess still has me stuck inside, but it doesn’t feel as bad.
Continue readingCheer Me Up! I’m Having a Really Hard Day For No Reason
I’m just really sad today. Not depressed, you know the depressed where life seems hopeless and all that? Nope, not that. Just sad. One of those “I want to wrap myself in soft fabrics and drink hot tea” kind of days.
Continue readingKaran Johar and Parents: Is It All About Love, or Is It All About Making Them Happy at the Expense of Yourself?
This is more of a thought experiment post. I want to try looking at all of Karan’s films through the lens of parenting, specifically BAD parenting, and see what we come up with.
Continue readingKuch Kuch Hota Hai Day! Grand Finale, GAZEBO SCENE!!!!!
Woo-hoo! Everyone’s favorite scene! And the post where I get to tie it all together and talk about soulmates and love triangles and stuff.
Continue readingAlternate Kuch Kuches: Little Anjali and Salman Romance, Shahrukh Falls in Love With Someone Else Instead of Kajol, Shahrukh is Bi and Kajol is a Man
Is “kuch kuches” the plural, do we think? Or is “kuch kuchi” better? I’ll leave it like this, but feel free to weigh in with your thoughts in the comments!
Continue readingKuch Kuch Hota Hai Day! Let’s Talk COSTUMES!!!!
The clothes!!!! The starting point in many ways for Karan. He got very excited about this new look he would do for the college years, and it totally worked, the KKHH look was a craze. But why did he think it was so important? What did he do with them that was so important?
Continue readingKuch Kuch Hota Hai Day! Rahul, the Character Who Loves Everyone
Finally Shahrukh! Good character, good performance, not nearly as interesting to talk about as everyone else. At least, I think so.
Continue readingKuch Kuch Hota Hai, Aman! The Perfect Other Man!
What Karan did that was quietly radical is make the fiance plot conflict into a really nice guy. There is nothing wrong with Salman in KKHH, in fact he is a better option for Kajol than Shahrukh. And yet it is still a love triangle and a tragedy.
Continue readingKuch Kuch Hota Hai Day! The Tragedy of Tina
Next most interesting character, Tina! Really it is the women who are original and new and different in this film, Shahrukh’s hero is good, but not quite so spectacular.
Continue readingHappy Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Day! Starting With Character Posts, Anjali!!!!
I forgot about this, I wrote a whole bunch of specific KKHH analysis posts. We had such fun watching it together on Saturday night, and it’s Karan Johar week, so I thought I would put them up again.
Continue readingWednesday Watching: What Are We Watching and Reading and Thinking and Listening To on Karan Johar Week?
Happy Wednesday! I love these short weeks. I always do a half day on Fridays, and I had Monday off, and Thursday is really just a slide into Friday, and the first day of the week is just a slow ramp up to productivity, so if you think about it this is my only real work day of the week. Huzzah!
Continue readingKaran Johar Battle of the Champions: Bangle Scene Versus Gazebo Scene
This is it! The greatest question of our time! The debate we have all be training for! Which of Karan’s two greatest scenes, is better?
Continue readingFriday Watchalong Karan Johar Week: To K3G or to Not K3G????
That is the question! Thanks to our little Memorial Day festival, over this weekend we watched KKHH and SOTY2 already. Which means we are quickly running out of Karan Johar options.
Continue readingKaran Johar Week Discussion Post: Which is His Sexiest Couple?
We discovered last week that Aditya Chopra doesn’t actually do “sexy” well. But, in contrast, I think Karan really REALLY does. Question is, which is his best sexiest pairing?
Continue readingAe Dil Hai Mushkil, Karan’s Most Explicitly Queer Romance?
In our discussions about Karan for his birthday, this movie keeps coming up. And it makes me want to go back and talk about it again, really digging in to how this film can tell us about Karan’s personal journey and how he sees himself.
Continue readingThings on Instagram That Made Me Giggle
Oh Harsh Kapoor! Truly, you were put on this earth for my amusement. Certainly not for anything useful, Harsh is pretty much the perfect example of a person who exists purely for ornamental reasons.
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