Shahrukh Summer Discussion Post: Which SRK Song is Sexiest?

Get ready to put your thinking caps on! I have 6 sex song options for you, and you get to decide which is sexiest. Or of course write in a vote for a different one.

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Sunday ReRun: For Pride, Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety, Most Homoerotic Film Since Main Khiladi Tu Anari

I hope at least some of you watched this movie, or are rewatching it now in your heads, with the possibility of an against the grain reading in your thoughts. Because it is really really asking for it!

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Silly Sunday! For Pride! Harsh Kapoor and Harsh Rane, Ranveer-Ranbir-Dips Love Triangle, Rajkummar-John-Vidya-Kareena Same Sex Quadrangle, Prithviraj-Tovino Village Romance, Aamir-John Abraham Long Time Lovers, and Arjun-Shahrukh (my favorite!)

Okay, I’m gonna be lazy and just use the stuff that came up in the comments of the discussion post asking for topics early this week.

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Shahrukh Summer: Don 1 and Don 2! The Review I Forgot I Have Already Written!

I put up my post asking what Shahrukh movie to review that I hadn’t reviewed yet and I included Don 1 and 2. And then thought, “wait, that doesn’t seem right.” And, it isn’t! I have in fact already reviewed them, I just completely forgot about it.

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Saturday Small Talk: Talk Amongst Yourself While I Try to Survive the Heat

Happy Saturday! After a slow start, summer is officially here and it is all 90 degrees weather and thunderstorms. Which means I will either be spending the day huddled in my air conditioned bedroom, or running as many errands as possible in air conditioned stores. But you all can talk on the internet even if I am unavailable!

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TGIF: For Pride, The Best Queer Images of Indian Film (Obviously, Shahrukh is Best Daddy)

“Queer”= anything non-gender normative. Can be drag, can be transexuals/Hijras, can be a male-male couple, can be a female-female couple, whatever! And to help, I called on my friend who is a pansexual drag queen with a degree in gender studies currently working at a Queer history museum. Just so you can relax, all of these photos were approved by a qualified expert.

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My Power Just Went Out-Songs to Get it Back On!

Now, at least half my readers are thinking “so your power went out, so what?” But it’s new to me! Mysterious forces turned the power off for me and 1,800 other people and it isn’t supposed to be restored for two more hours. Oh the HUMANITY!!!! Can you imagine not having cheap and reliable electricity for two hours? It’s almost as bad as not having cheap and limitless high speed internet, surely no one could survive that way.

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Wednesday Malayalam: Mumbai Police (ALL SPOILERS), For Pride

I give up, I can’t review this movie without SOME spoilers. So there will be about 3 paragraphs of no-spoilers, and then it’s going straight into spoilers. And this is the kind of twisty plot that you are really cheating yourself if you spoil it in advance. DON’T READ THIS REVIEW, is what I am saying. Not unless you have already seen the film.

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