Get ready to put your thinking caps on! I have 6 sex song options for you, and you get to decide which is sexiest. Or of course write in a vote for a different one.
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Monthly Archives: June 2019
Sunday ReRun: For Pride, Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety, Most Homoerotic Film Since Main Khiladi Tu Anari
I hope at least some of you watched this movie, or are rewatching it now in your heads, with the possibility of an against the grain reading in your thoughts. Because it is really really asking for it!
Continue readingSilly Sunday! For Pride! Harsh Kapoor and Harsh Rane, Ranveer-Ranbir-Dips Love Triangle, Rajkummar-John-Vidya-Kareena Same Sex Quadrangle, Prithviraj-Tovino Village Romance, Aamir-John Abraham Long Time Lovers, and Arjun-Shahrukh (my favorite!)
Okay, I’m gonna be lazy and just use the stuff that came up in the comments of the discussion post asking for topics early this week.
Continue readingHappy Saturday! I’ve Been Lazy!
It’s too hot to think, so I gave myself a day off from writing today. But I did all kinds of other great stuff!
Continue readingShahrukh Summer: Don 1 and Don 2! The Review I Forgot I Have Already Written!
I put up my post asking what Shahrukh movie to review that I hadn’t reviewed yet and I included Don 1 and 2. And then thought, “wait, that doesn’t seem right.” And, it isn’t! I have in fact already reviewed them, I just completely forgot about it.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Talk Amongst Yourself While I Try to Survive the Heat
Happy Saturday! After a slow start, summer is officially here and it is all 90 degrees weather and thunderstorms. Which means I will either be spending the day huddled in my air conditioned bedroom, or running as many errands as possible in air conditioned stores. But you all can talk on the internet even if I am unavailable!
Continue readingFriday Classics: Main Khiladi Tu Anari, SO GAY!
It’s just SOOOOO GAY!!!! So much gayer than I remembered. Needlessly gay, it’s a fun movie even if you watch it “straight”, and then on top of the regular fun movie, they put in these ridiculous heaping helpings of gayness.
Continue readingI Got My New Glasses! See Pictures
I promised to put up photos once I received my new glasses. And now I have them! So you can see!
Continue readingTGIF: For Pride, The Best Queer Images of Indian Film (Obviously, Shahrukh is Best Daddy)
“Queer”= anything non-gender normative. Can be drag, can be transexuals/Hijras, can be a male-male couple, can be a female-female couple, whatever! And to help, I called on my friend who is a pansexual drag queen with a degree in gender studies currently working at a Queer history museum. Just so you can relax, all of these photos were approved by a qualified expert.
Continue readingShahrukh Summer: Summer Songs of SRK
Like I said, this is my “lazy and happy” series. And you know what isn’t a lot of work and makes me happy? Theme songs posts!
Continue readingShahrukh New Trailer! Sort of
Well, OBVIOUSLY I am going to write about this! As silly as it is. They put Shahrukh’s face in it, so it’s worth watching.
Continue readingMy Power Just Went Out-Songs to Get it Back On!
Now, at least half my readers are thinking “so your power went out, so what?” But it’s new to me! Mysterious forces turned the power off for me and 1,800 other people and it isn’t supposed to be restored for two more hours. Oh the HUMANITY!!!! Can you imagine not having cheap and reliable electricity for two hours? It’s almost as bad as not having cheap and limitless high speed internet, surely no one could survive that way.
Continue readingShahrukh Summer! New Review Series Announcement
This is a very loose “series”, it’s just to make my life easier so I will be slotting them in as needed on no particular schedule, both reruns and new reviews.
Continue readingThursday Tamil: Snegithiye, a World of Women
I did it! I watched a Tamil movie! For the first time in ages. Tamil movie, hard Hindi film last week, my brain is getting all kinds of a work out.
Continue readingDiscussion Post: Important Question! AR Rahman or RD Burman? Choose and Defend!
This will either get people very passionate, or not caring at all. No idea which! Also, not really sure which one I would choose?
Continue readingHappy Birthday RD Burman!
I think I skipped this last year? Anyway, I am remembering it this year! A very very important birthday.
Continue readingWednesday Malayalam: Mumbai Police (ALL SPOILERS), For Pride
I give up, I can’t review this movie without SOME spoilers. So there will be about 3 paragraphs of no-spoilers, and then it’s going straight into spoilers. And this is the kind of twisty plot that you are really cheating yourself if you spoil it in advance. DON’T READ THIS REVIEW, is what I am saying. Not unless you have already seen the film.
Continue readingDiscussion Post: Which SRK Movie Do You Want Me to Review Next?
Not sure why it is (maybe everyone is preparing for the holiday on Sunday?) but my comments/views have been down. So I am going to be desperate and pull on the “SRKian” thread and see what pops up.
Continue readingWednesday Watching Post: What Are You Reading and Watching and Thinking and Listening To This Week?
Happy Wednesday! Do I want to see Article 15 this Friday? It looks sooooooooooo depressing. How many of you really really want a review?
Continue readingAnyone Up for a Tweetalong on July 4th?
I just realized, I have the day off work and nothing to do. And secondly, that Ohm Shaanti Oshaana is still on Googleplay (yaaaaaaaay!).
Continue readingImportant Announcement! Kanan Gill is On Tour and You Should All See Him!
I forgot to mention this earlier, and I should have because half the dates are already gone. But better late than never!
Continue readingTwitter Update: Shahrukh is Cute
You know how I know Shahrukh loves me? Just as I am looking at my numbers thinking “wow, my views are down today!”, he posts a thing on twitter just for me, to pull them up again. Thank you Shahrukh! Love you too!
Continue readingHappy Pride Week! SlashFic Video Time!
I usually do this whole flurry of reruns on the actual day of the Pride celebrations. But why? You get overwhelmed and don’t see them all, I am almost as busy posting reruns all in a day as I would be writing new content. So this year, I am spreading them out! Starting with my oldest (and best? Maybe!) repost.
Continue readingBox Office Overseas: Kabir Singh Fails to Impress, Shadaa Soars
Huh. This is an odd interesting week at the box office. A Punjabi film tying with a Hindi film that is setting records in India. (as always, figures from bollywoodhungama)
Continue readingTuesday Tamil ReRun Announcement: Continuing Our Discussions of Abusive Relationships, Kaatru Veliyidai 7/2
I wanted to put this up this week, but it’s Pride week, so you get a bit extra warning. Kaatru Veliyidai, on Amazon Prime and YouTube and GooglePlay.
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