Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask the Last Week of April?

Happy Monday! I have two exciting things happening today! First, I may have Jury duty! I’m supposed to call in the afternoon to find out if I have to go in tomorrow. First Jury duty EVER. Second, I just started doing simple Core exercises in an attempt to stop having a sore back all the time. So far I have learned that my core muscles are ridiculously weak.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me as I Watch Other People Clean My House?

Happy Monday! And Happy Cleaners Day! I’ve had these lovely ladies in once a month for over a year now and I have almost mastered not feeling like a bad person. I have the money, there’s nothing morally superior about doing your own cleaning (no matter what my crazy Germanic ghost ancestor ladies are screaming at me), and it makes SUCH a difference to know that at least once a month my floors will be scrubbed, stove top cleaned, etc. etc.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week I Go ON VACATION????

I am SO excited! I am going to a place that is not-home to do things that are not-work for 4 whole days! Oh, and also a place that is not-winter. I got a hotel room with a balcony across the street from a park, and I’m planning to go straight from the airport to a Barnes and Noble and load up on books. And that’s it, that’s the extent of my vacation planning. Park, balcony, books, sunshine. And NOT packing my laptop so I won’t even be tempted to work. Although I am hoping to write some blog posts either on my phone or on a library computer or something.

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Monday Morning Questions on Tuesday! What Do You Want to Ask Me During America’s Thanksgiving Week?

Happy Tuesday! This work week is going to be short but horrible for me, thus the delayed Monday post. It’s a holiday week in America so a third of my staff are out, and apparently this year all of our clients decided “instead of taking it easy because it’s a short week, I am going to try to squeeze 5 days of work into 3 days”. I’m just cranking through the work day as best I can, and then debraining with Great British Bake Off in the evening. Americans are the WORST! Why can’t we just enjoy our holiday weeks?

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Day Before the 4th of July???

Happy Monday! What a weird way to phrase that, “the day before the 4th of July”. Only makes sense in the context of “the 4th of July” being the name of a holiday. We (Americans) really should think about changing to “Independence Day” or something so it’s less confusing.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me the Week the Gal Godot-Alia Bhatt Trailer Came Out?

Happy Monday! One week from today, my nephews will be visiting! We are gonna be at the lake house, and my Mom is focused on Locks. Nephew A is almost 4 and fearless in the “if I feel like riding my toy car down the street at 3am and the door is unlocked, I will” kind of way. My thought was, I just put my bedroll down outside the exit of his bedroom, Problem Solved. Also, leashes. It works with Albie Dog.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me as I Decompress After a Busy Week?

Happy Monday! Last week my cousin visited, I celebrated my birthday, and I hosted a party. This week, I am going to run away and go to the lake house for two days. I still have to work, and it’s supposed to be cold and rainy, but I am very excited about being far away from everything with nothing to do.

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