Sorry-not-sorry, yet ANOTHER JHMS fanfic. This time watching it, I was thinking about how I would translate it to America. And it actually works really well.
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Inspired By Pathaan, Female Lead Spy Film for YRF Spy Universe! Aditya Chopra, Feel Free to Steal My Ideas!!!!
If YRF is going to do this whole “spy universe” thing, then they had BETTER give the women their own spin off! Katrina in the Tiger films and Dips in Pathaan both have really interesting strong characters, and great action moments, they can absolutely handle their own movie.
Continue readingSilly FanFic Post: Murder and Romance for Middle-Aged Actress (Kajol, Juhi, Madhuri, Shefali Shah?)! Inspired By Murder and Magnolias
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay, fanfic! I got a candle going, my space heater fireplace burning, and the dog cuddled next to me on this cold cloudy day. Perfect time to write an indulgent fanfic.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Brahmastra Rewrite! To Fix the Holes and Make it Better
I’m watching my terrible 1990s BBC Mystery series and waiting for the storms to start, and I am finally ready to start thinking about how to fix Brahmastra.
Continue readingFor Judy’s birthday! Easter Parade Remake, the Perfect SRK-Anushka Movie, and Summer Stock Remake, the Perfect Ranveer-Katrina Movie
Yaaaay, more fanfic! A late birthday present to ME! And also, Judy Garland’s 100th birthday is today and she is a very important person everywhere all the time, so she deserves attention.
Continue readingRequested FanFics! Early Harry Romance, The Reason He Needs Sejal
Thank you thank you to anonymous for suggesting such fanfics for me to write! As you all know, I looooooooooooooove writing fanfics. So giving me a thing you want to write is a gift!
Continue readingI Have a Mature Love Story Idea for SRK, Or Ranveer-Dips!!!
My parents made me watch a movie from their Youth last night and gosh darn it, I liked it. I resent it so much when my parents make me watch things and then I like them. Also, hummus. I was perfectly happy not liking hummus without tasting it until they made me taste it. Anyway, the movie is Starting Over and it’s a really simple idea of a man trying to figure out his life post-divorce.
Continue readingAudrey Hepburn’s Birthday! Let’s Do a Twisted Remake of Funny Face with Lesbians, Sabrina with Class Violence, and Roman Holiday with Sexiness!!!
This is a bit of a narrowcasting post. Will only make sense to those of you who have actually seen the original films! But hopefully those few folks will enjoy this.
Continue readingHigh Stress House 24 Hours! Distract Me By Joining Me in Non-Incest Taboo Relationships FanFic!!!!
Did you know real estate is stressful? Like, it combines money/relationships/shelter all in one thing? WHO KNEW???? Anyway, I’m in a high stress 24 hour period of my hunt (offer submitted, waiting to hear back, 50/50 chance it will work out) so I need DISTRACTION!!! Time for FanFic!
Continue readingChak De India Short FanFics, How Kabir Could End Up Married to Komal, Aliya, Bindiya, Preety, Vidya
Ha! You don’t think it can be done! But it can be done. Largely because all of these stories involve “and then Kabir’s Mom makes him marry her” at some point.
Continue readingRemake Ideas: Which Weird True Crime Story Would Make the Best Hindi Film? (featuring Sid M, Shahrukh, Jackie Shroff, Anil Kapoor, etc)
I am watching so much true crime! But, like, small true crime. Little hour long shows that just summarize mildly interesting local news stories, not big injustices or tragedies or stuff. And most of them have some crazy personal story at the center which is AWESOME.
Continue readingShahrukh Birthday Countdown: Early Movies He Should Remake Now! Part 1
This is an idea from Catherine who pointed out that Koyla, for example, is ripe for a remake, all silly action and strong heroine and all that. Which made me think about how many of Shahrukh’s early films had solid original ideas at the center that could be redone now in interesting ways, for instance flipping the genders, or aging everyone up to middle-age.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: My Recent Binge Watches Remade, Wings and Midsomer Murders and Miranda
Most of you have seen some to none of these, don’t care! For my own happiness, I am going to play with how they could be turned into Indian movies/TV shows. And I guess you should all watch them? If you like pleasant lowkey shows that leave you smiling and ready for bed, these are very good options.
Continue readingIndulgent FanFic Post: High Quality Middle-School Dramedies Remade as Indian Movies, The Babysitters Club and Andi Mack
I love escaping to a world of 12 years old, when your parents had the house and food and clothes and stuff responsibilities, and you just had to solve mysteries and fight and make up with friends and so on. Usually I escape in bookform (Trixie Belden, woot-woot!), but there are two high quality TV shows (like, seriously high quality, not just kids shows) that I have been saving for a special occasion and now I am binging and I DESPERATELY want them remade in India. Only with the focus on the parents.
Continue readingSilly Sunday Fanfic: Movies for Neena Gupta! Girls’ School Teacher’s Romance with Madhuri, May-December Romance with Sid M, Gender Flipped The In-Laws
I am very excited about all of these ideas! Neena is great, and up for anything, and able to do practically anything.
Continue reading4th of July Post: An American Product India Could Imitate! The All Female Cast Movie
Yes, this is yet another Hollywood-India combo ideas post. Don’t care, it’s hot, I like escaping into my own mind.
Continue readingVeere Di Wedding Sequel Wishes: How Have I Not Written This Post Before?
I don’t care what you say, Veere Di Wedding is a really good movie! The characters are clearly written, the conflicts are layered with many sides, and it’s just plain fun. And funny! I want more of this. I especially want more of these characters.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: I’m Gonna Be Lazy, Let’s Talk Remakes of the Random American TV Shows I Am Watching
I have been having a lazy brainless weekend. Went to my apartment, could in theory be sorting and organizing but instead I am sitting in my sunny living room watching TV shows.
Continue readingKaran Johar Coda: What Would Happen in Karan Johar Movies if Women Were Brave Enough to Say What They Think?
You thought we were done with Karan Johar, didn’t you? But no! I have one more thing to say that occurred to me while we were doing our Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham watch. And this thing will also, once again, give me a chance to rewrite the endings of Karan Johar movies which is my favorite thing of course.
Continue readingAlternate Kuch Kuches: Little Anjali and Salman Romance, Shahrukh Falls in Love With Someone Else Instead of Kajol, Shahrukh is Bi and Kajol is a Man
Is “kuch kuches” the plural, do we think? Or is “kuch kuchi” better? I’ll leave it like this, but feel free to weigh in with your thoughts in the comments!
Continue readingNew DCIB Group FanFic! Prabhas Being Made Over By Stylist Anushka on the Orders of Angel Shahrukh
I thought about giving you a prompt this week, but I just couldn’t think of anything good enough. So it’s all on you! Any story you want about any body you want set anywhere you want!
Continue readingStudent of the Year FanFic! Let’s Make it All GAY!
I am very excited about this! When you add it all up, you can give all the characters a happy ending, if we just make them all Bi. And they are high school kids after all, hormones everywhere, Bi is more likely than not.
Continue readingNew DCIB Group FanFic! For Her Birthday, Let’s Write a Story for Jaya Bachchan!!!
I’ve written so many stories for Jaya for her birthday, she must be sick of reading my stuff. Let’s surprise her this year and give her something written by you all!
Continue readingNew DCIB Group FanFic! Shahrukh Wig and Fake Teeth Based Story
Group FanFic! This is on you, I am giving you a prompt this time, but nothing else! Have fun with it!
Continue readingSilly Sunday DCIB Group FanFic: SRK and Tabu and Puppies and ELEPHANTS! And Stolen Jewels! And Jonny Lever! And Now, The HAPPY ENDING
This is turning into such a truly brilliant film, I am so pleased! Puppies and elephants and all good things.
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