I am continuing my podcast binging. So soothing! So fascinating! All these crazy unexpected people with crazy friends and relatives who hire hitmen and stuff. And that got me thinking, what would be the most fascinating Shahrukh character/setting for one of these nutty “a seemingly perfect family in a perfect town, but then MURDER” stories?

I’m watching Death Becomes Her, and yes, it is delightful. And a plot point is that there is a magic potion which freezes the aging process. Naturally, I thought of SRK.

I like to ask the hard questions that will keep us all focused for hours. How can we rank the facial features in importance???

I don’t want to say “take”, because that seems so mean. But if there was one aspect of SRK that could be duplicated and given to you without taking from him, what would you want?

Let’s get personal! After all, what is more personal than your Shahrukh fandom? Or even non-fandom, this post is for ALL. Including our few hidden non-SRK fans. Even if you aren’t a fan-fan, you must still have a favorite out of all his movies! Something you hate the least.

I’m pretty sure this is the 3rd year I’ve used the question. But it has infinite variety! We can ask it again and again!

Thank you TownsandTulips for suggesting this! And for giving the answer that I am going to steal!

Not sure if this is a clear question. But I think it is? You have the money to hire an artist to make a custom Shahrukh thing for you, what would you have them make?

I thought it might be nice to write a little personal essay story, I haven’t really written that kind of story for him yet this year.

Happy Shahrukh Month!!! Quick update, Aryan has been moved from custody of the NCB drugs branch to the regular judicial branch. This is a good thing, the NCB was pushing to hold him indefinitely without charges or bail. The judicial branch opens up new bail possibilities. As an American, this is very weird to me just because one of our biggest things is the “can’t be held without charges” laws. Our justice system is broken too, but you would have to dig up SOME kind of charge at this point to be able to keep the kid in jail, not just “investigation and interrogation”.