This was fun, this film consciously tried to include multiple regional ghost traditions, AND explained what they were to us in the audience, which I deeply appreciated.
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Phone Bhoot Review (No Spoilers): Jackie Shroff is HOT!!!!!!
Is that a spoiler? I guess it is a small spoiler. Because sometimes Jackie is hot, and sometimes he is a yuck old man. But in this film, HOT! Don’t know what magic pill they gave him, or maybe the pandemic was just very good for him in terms of making him look rested and healthy, but dude looks GOOD. Oh, and also there were other people in the movie and they were also okay. And the movie itself was clever and made me laugh. But Jackie, HOTTIE!
Continue readingWhy People Hate Ranbir Kapoor, a Very Long Detailed Chronological Discussion!
I was talking with my friend yesterday about how hating Ranbir makes us all so happy, and it made me think that I should repost something to sort of give background on how myself and our small community has for a while been seeing him as a little toxic.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Great Real Surprising Romance From a Stalker Podcast! Totally Upends Sexual/Gender Norms, I want the MOVIE!
Did not expect to have a Silly Sunday idea from a creepy stalker/internet troll podcast. But then there was a surprising little sweet romance in the middle of it!
Continue readingVICKAT WEDDING PHOTOS!!!!!
FINALLY! Your typical arty pretty instagram shots that don’t show the clothes, but at least it’s SOMETHING.
Continue readingMonday Morning Questions: What do You Want to Ask Me The First Full Week of December?
Happy Monday! Very busy weekend, but now I am all safe and sound and back at work like a normal person.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Chat Away While I Work on BOATS!
Happy Saturday! Today is the day we take the sailboat out of the lake!!! Which involves a lot of confusion and complaining at each other, and then a nice relaxing relief feeling once it is done. Basically the same as any hard collective family task. Like putting up a Christmas tree.
Continue readingJLo and Ben Inspired Post: What Former Couple of Indian Film Do You Wish Would Get Back Together?
I just read a month and a half of People magazines, and my goodness are they excited about JLo and Ben! Which made me realize it’s not just in India that celebrity shifted in the early 2000s, it’s crazy that in America these two 50 year olds are still bigger stars than everyone who came after them. And also, years later reunions are a GREAT story and I want more of them.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: 3 Ideas for the Alia-Kat-PC Movie! Amar Akbar Anthony Remake and Others
I’m gonna get back on a SCHEDULE!!! Through out the pandemic, keeping to a blog schedule has kept me sane. Throwing it out the window during moving week was NOT HEALTHY. So I’m gonna make an effort and do the posts that are supposed to go up on the days they are supposed to go up. With that in mind, Silly Sunday!
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Charles Sobhraj Inspired Netflix Miniseries Starring SRK and Katrina Kaif
Great, Netflix finally does a Charles Sobhraj miniseries like I have been wanting, but there is only a little bit of Sexy Desi Cop which was my MAIN requirement for a Charles Sobhraj miniseries! I mean, there is still some sexy desi cop, split between two separate sexy cops, but it’s not the main storyline like it would have been in my more fictionalized version.
Continue readingFriday Watchalong on SATURDAY, Baar Baar Dekho at 7:30am Chicago Time Saturday
Woo-hoo, Sid week!!!! I’m excited! And I’m being a week bit selfish, most of the public was voting for Hasee To Phasee, but I legitimately like Baar Baar Dekho better.
Continue reading2021 Wedding Wishes: Katrina or Varun Dhawan or Arjun K., Who is Your Fondest Wish?
More 2021 wish lists! Who do we most want to get married next year?
Continue readingShahrukh Birthday Countdown, Zero! Appropriate, Ending a Countdown with a Zero
Oh dear, I really wish I liked this movie. It would be so great to buck the critical trend and defend the man I love. But, I can’t. I just don’t like it that much.
Continue readingShahrukh Birthday Month, Jab Tak Hai Jaan! Yashji’s Last Film
I don’t super love this movie, but it is pretty. And the soundtrack is amazing. And Shahrukh is in uniform. So how bad can it be really?
Continue readingFriday WatchAlong: Prepare Yourself for BANG BANG!!!!!
Yes! It’s true! We are finally watching Bang Bang! I was waiting in desperate hope if it appearing back on Netflix or Prime or something, but that’s never gonna happen. So we are einthusaning it!
Continue readingA Very Silly Post: If We Were to Remake Tarzan in India, Who Would Play the Leads?
It’s Edgar Rice Burroughs birthday! He wrote the Tarzan books, which I love. And he is from Chicago, which makes him even better. And a distant connection was married to his great great grandson, who was completely boring and respectable and Old Money since the family kind of forgot all their wealth came from cheap dime novels after a few generations.
Continue readingHappy Birthday Naseeruddin Shah! That Time You Made in Impression in One Scene, Zindagi Na Milagi Dobara
All around good performances in this movie, especially Hrithik. But Naseeruddin is something special, giving us a whole character in just a few minutes of screentime.
Continue readingThe Greatest Challenge of Our Time! Rank Katrina Kaif Item Songs
Oh boy! This is gonna be hard. Sure, it’s easy to pick the one that goes on top, but how do you order the rest of them?
Continue readingHappy Birthday Katrina! Here is Your Life
This isn’t a gift for Katrina in that she can read about her life, she knows her life. This is to make everyone who reads it a little more sensitive and respectful towards her. I know that was my experience writing it, I went from being neutral on Katrina to truly respecting her.
Continue readingAmitabh Positivity and Katrina Kaif Birthday Week! 5 Things They Have in Common
Amitabh and Katrina Kaif! Who would have thought they had things in common? But they do! If you try, you can probably think of even more things than I list out.
Continue readingAmitabh Fest Counter-Programming: Katrina Kaif Outfits!
Along with being Amitabh Positive Thoughts week, it is also Katrina Kaif Birthday week. Thank goodness! We need some pleasant gossip happiness frivolity, and Kat is Here For Us.
Continue readingSilly Sunday: Classic Disney Fairy Tale Remade!!! Snow White in Dubai!
I’m excited! Disney is now in India, for realsies, and I love the classic Disney fairy tales for their strong central female characters. Time for an imaginary rewrite!
Continue readingNews Round-Up: Nawazuddin’s Brother is an Even Worse Person, Katrina is Making The Best Movie, Salman’s Next Sounds Fun
Fun news stories today! A big deal gossip story, plus promotions for two upcoming films in the future that both sound GREAT!
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Chat Away While I Finish TV Shows!
I’m gonna do it, today is the day I finish the 22 episode very slow Pakistani serial Heer! And that’s pretty much it, my whole plan for the weekend.
Continue readingDiscussion Post: What Not Very Talented Actor Do We Irrationally Like?
I already did “not very famous”, but this is something slightly different. These people may or may not be famous, and they have no talent, but we like them anyway. Why???
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