I’m finally going to spoil Simmba! Long after everyone else in the world has had a chance to watch it! Which means I don’t have to put in much of a SPOILER warning. If you want to see the movie, I assume you have already watched it. If you don’t want to see the movie but want to know what happens, then this is the place!
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Simmba Review (No Spoilers): Light-Dark-Light-Dark
Fun movie! Great movie to take other people with me to watch. A little bit darker than you might expect for a little bit longer than you might expect, but mostly okay.
Continue readingSunday ReRun: Sanju! My Most Hated Movie of 2018
Do you like reviews that tear down movies in a nasty way? Then this is for you! And if you don’t like those reviews, don’t read it.
Continue readingKatching Up With Koffee: Kricketers and Kontroversy
I skipped this episode when it first aired, because what do I care about cricket players? But then it turned into a whole “thing”, so I tracked down an illegal copy (since the legal copy has been pulled) so I could judge for myself.
Continue readingDog Hazel Update, Tired Little Doggie
Thought you might be interested, and I had cute photos to share.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: What Do We All Want to Talk About Today?
Happy Saturday! And (hopefully) the day I finally see Simmba! And also get enough sleep, that would be good too.
Continue readingTGIF: Happy Birthday Hrithik!!!! I Give You the Best Gift of All-Fashion Advice!
Missed his birthday yesterday, but at least we can celebrate with a lovely TGIF. Including objectification and rankings, which is just what anyone would want for their birthday, right? Oh well, if we didn’t critique him, how would he ever get better?
Continue reading2018 Awards Polls List! Click Here to Vote! Voting Open until 1/30
I had all the individual posts all glued to the front page, but it was getting long and confusing. So I am putting them all in one long linked list instead. Click each link and put your vote in the comments. Oh, and also Officially Announcing, Voting Closes 1/30. And then I will announce the winners on 1/31.
Continue readingHappy Birthday Hrithik! Which is Your Best Dance/Sexiest Song/My Favorite of Your Songs?
This seems like a happy and fruitful discussion topic, right? Especially since Hrithik has an oddly short filmography so you can watch all the songs right now in order to refresh your memory.
Continue readingFriday Classics: Singham!!!! A Nice Bright Happy Violent Movie
Well, this movie is just as good as I remembered! Okay, middle bit is kind of confusing and boring, but it only lasts about 20 minutes and then we can move on.
Continue readingBest Gossip Story of 2018
Ready for the Wedding Battle to the Death? Or maybe it won’t be a wedding after all, maybe there will be some other story that beats Weddings. It’s exciting!
Continue reading2018 Break Out Male Star
Same rules as the female post! Not the first film, but rather the biggest leap film, from unknown to known, or minor star to major star, or whatever it is. Before you ask, I’m not including Rajkummar Rao or Ayushmann Khurrana, because I feel like their stellar 2018s were just a continuation of their stellar 2017s, not a leap even higher.
Continue readingBreak-Out Actress of 2018
I’ve decided I get to make up my own rules for this category. It’s not an actress whose first movie was this year (although there are some of those), it could also be an actress who had been around for a while but finally got noticed this year. And as always, I will make my nominations just to get the ball rolling, but you can write in your own votes too.
Continue readingWednesday Watching (Late): What Are You Reading and Watching and Thinking and Listening to This Week?
Sorry sorry! I forgot. I was so focused on remembering to post the Jacobinte Swargarajyam review, I forgot about the regular Wednesday post. Plus, you know, weird week.
Continue readingGully Boy Trailer!!!! Do They Think We Haven’t Seen 8 Mile?
Well, shoot. This was extremely derivative. I will give Zoya a lot of rope, but really? The quality of the colors, the gritty character background, even the hoodie. Surely there was a more original way to handle the story of a rising rap star.
Continue readingMalayalam ReRun: Jacobinte Swarigam! My Favorite Nivin Pauly Movie
I loved Nivin Pauly in this, naturally (although I have reservations about his hair). But I was surprised by how charismatic I found Renji Panicker, especially considering he just started acting a couple of years ago!
Continue readingSad Life Update, Don’t Read If You Aren’t Ready For a Downer
Have you noticed that I’ve been kind of off for the past week or so? I was sick, it was mostly that, but there was also other stuff going on. Which I want to share with you all, mostly in a kind of “Writing in order to process it” way. So, completely selfish. (don’t panic, I am still healthy and my parents are healthy and all of that is good. you can just ignore this post if you don’t want to read something sad, it’s not that important)
Continue readingHappy Birthday Harris Jayaraj! My Second Favorite Tamil Composer (Sorry, You All Come After ARR)
This is the first non-Rahman Tamil composer whose name I learned. Partly because it is a very memorable name (“Harris”) but also because his music is extremely good.
Continue readingTrailers! More Ek Ladki Ko Dekha!!!! And Bandits
I am so excited about ELKD! Especially the more we get of the Anil/Juhi romance, because they are ADORABLE.
Continue readingHappy Birthday Fearless Nadia! Why You Were So Wonderful
I love Fearless Nadia. She is my dream Halloween costume. And I could pull it off too! We look the same, same kind of build and blonde hair and blue eyes. I just have to put on a sari and carry a whip. But then everyone would think I am culturally appropriating and give me a hard time so I can’t. The world is hard.
Continue readingSunday ReRun: My Sanju Review! So You Know Why NOT to Watch it! (or, so you can watch it and disagree with me)
Usually my Sunday ReRun’s are movies I’ve reviewed and I want you to watch. I do NOT want you to watch Sanju. I think it is stupid stupid stupid, and also bad. But Netflix keeps throwing it at me, so if it is throwing it at you too, I wanted to repost the review so you know why NOT to watch it, and can warn your friends off too. And anyway, isn’t it fun when I really hate a film and tear it apart?
Continue readingFriday Classic Announcement: Singham!!!!! A Companion Piece to Simmba (which I still haven’t seen)
I don’t know why I haven’t reviewed this one before, I love it very very much. Kajal Aggarwal is a delight, Ajay is Peak Ajay, and the police uniforms leave nothing to the imagination (the best kind of uniform). Oh, and it’s on Netflix!
Continue readingDiscussion Post: Best Songs For Enriching the Narrative
This is a suggestion from BollywoodNewbie/Alisa, which I am going to steal so long as I am still hacking my lungs out and unable to do “real” posts. What are the best songs for moving along a film narrative? Helping us understand the characters and situations better, not just creating a random unrelated moment? Or, to put it another way, what are songs that make you go “I really liked that, and now I want to know what else happens in the film”. And then you watch the film and aren’t disappointed, because the song accurately described what happened during part of the movie.
Continue readingBest Soundtrack and Best Song of 2018
Angie just reminded me of this category. I think I was planning to add it before being felled by the Cold of Death. But, better late than never! Vote in the comments, and also feel free to put in a “Write in” vote. The shortlist is just to help you remember options and narrow down your choices.
Continue readingMonday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me as I Am (Hopefully) Back At Work?
I’m writing this last night and I am honestly not sure if I will be at work tomorrow or not. Or maybe I will be for a little while and then have to leave. I can’t decide if I am at the point where it will make me feel better to get out in the world and out of my bed, or at the point where I should really just stay in bed. We’ll find out!
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